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Offline Odysseus

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FSE-CSA
Working around the clock towards the indefinite safety of the Flying Squirrel Entertainment Forums and its Forumites.

The Central Security Agency is a Counter-Terrorist team and intelligence bureau tasked with ensuring the safety of the Flying Squirrel Entertainment community.

Who're you gonna call? FSE-CSA!

Current Agents
Chief of Field Operations (Special Agent) - Odysseus
Special Agent David Stark
Special Agent Desert Thunda
Interrogator Althalus
Janitor O'Finnegan

Current Task
The location and interrogation of Sir Audiate Etaidua Ris



« Last Edit: July 03, 2013, 01:43:46 am by Odysseus »

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Re: Flying Squirrel Entertainment Central Security Agency (FSE-CSA)
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2013, 12:01:40 pm »
Are you just coming up with random bullshit now?

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Re: Flying Squirrel Entertainment Central Security Agency (FSE-CSA)
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2013, 12:03:01 pm »
http://forums.taleworlds.com/index.php/topic,210050.0.html
Inspired by that.

Anyway dude, it's the internet. It's fun. Lighten up.  :P

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Re: Flying Squirrel Entertainment Central Security Agency (FSE-CSA)
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2013, 12:34:01 pm »
Can I get  recruit pl0x?
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Re: Flying Squirrel Entertainment Central Security Agency (FSE-CSA)
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2013, 12:36:05 pm »
Ok.

Also, all agents are currently tasked with the capture of Sir Audiate. We believe he may be directly involved with a group of Russian terrorists. You may use any means of non-lethal force to accomplish this.

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Re: Flying Squirrel Entertainment Central Security Agency (FSE-CSA)
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2013, 12:37:13 pm »
So from ponies to spy's.

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Re: Flying Squirrel Entertainment Central Security Agency (FSE-CSA)
« Reply #6 on: July 02, 2013, 12:43:29 pm »
Applying for Grand Heckler. My job will be to find a criminal and take the piss out of them so much that they'll want to give up.

Related Qualifications: I'm Irish.

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Re: Flying Squirrel Entertainment Central Security Agency (FSE-CSA)
« Reply #8 on: July 02, 2013, 08:36:23 pm »
I Can Be A Janitor... Even Though I Cant Clean
I'm Done, Be Back For BcoF

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Re: Flying Squirrel Entertainment Central Security Agency (FSE-CSA)
« Reply #9 on: July 02, 2013, 08:38:36 pm »
Sign me up pl0x


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Re: Flying Squirrel Entertainment Central Security Agency (FSE-CSA)
« Reply #10 on: July 03, 2013, 12:02:07 am »
Applying for Grand Heckler. My job will be to find a criminal and take the piss out of them so much that they'll want to give up.

Related Qualifications: I'm Irish.
Interrogator it is  :P

Yes, you may use coorsive methods :P

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Re: Flying Squirrel Entertainment Central Security Agency (FSE-CSA)
« Reply #11 on: July 03, 2013, 12:10:56 am »
I have training, first take a wheel, put numerous little bumps on it, put wheel inbetween audiates legs, spin the wheel until he gives up, put sharp spikes above audiate. I can be chief tortorur,


 Qualified because I lead the executions in my regiment, and specialize in stabbing people 10 times before killing them to cause maximuim pain while laughing at the same time. Also I like steak.

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Re: Flying Squirrel Entertainment Central Security Agency (FSE-CSA)
« Reply #12 on: July 03, 2013, 12:15:30 am »
But you aren't supposed to kill them! We need their information  :P

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Re: Flying Squirrel Entertainment Central Security Agency (FSE-CSA)
« Reply #13 on: July 03, 2013, 12:15:57 am »
 Now this is just silly and you know it. I'm not a terrorist. I'm a revolutionary.

 DOWN WITH THE ODYOCRACY!!

 Seriously though, this holds no value in any shape or form. Ody, you came up with the UCC, but you shouldn't elect yourself president. It should be chosen. Just add the poll to the thread, it's not a big deal. If you want credit for the UCC, fine, every contributing member should get some credit for it, but not just you. I've talked with other UCCmites and it's clear that there are others who could do the job of UCC-leader better than you.

 By the way, all the things listed here are some of many of my BDSM-related fetishes. Sure guys, ya caught me... throw me in shackles, grind my dick off with a sander and turn my testicles inside out before putting both into my hemorrhoid-filled rectum caused by severe drildoing... it's what I deserve...

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Re: Flying Squirrel Entertainment Central Security Agency (FSE-CSA)
« Reply #14 on: July 03, 2013, 12:16:47 am »
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