Now this is just silly and you know it. I'm not a terrorist. I'm a revolutionary.
DOWN WITH THE ODYOCRACY!!
Seriously though, this holds no value in any shape or form. Ody, you came up with the UCC, but you shouldn't elect yourself president. It should be chosen. Just add the poll to the thread, it's not a big deal. If you want credit for the UCC, fine, every contributing member should get some credit for it, but not just you. I've talked with other UCCmites and it's clear that there are others who could do the job of UCC-leader better than you.
By the way, all the things listed here are some of many of my BDSM-related fetishes. Sure guys, ya caught me... throw me in shackles, grind my dick off with a sander and turn my testicles inside out before putting both into my hemorrhoid-filled rectum caused by severe drildoing... it's what I deserve...