Back when I was a Recruiting Sergeant in the 6e Young Guards, we had a linebattle with Highlander leading us.
So we were marching infront of about 4 of our friendly regiments until suddenly, a horde of Grenadiers appeared, it was Jacobs 5Brg I believe, as soon as they came over the hill.
Highlander:"FIRE AT THEM, KILL THEM! WE HAVE OUR ALLIES BEHIND US!"
Me: "Highlander, they are all retreating"
-6e gets massacred and the other regiments are being chased without a fight"
Highlander: "I HAVE NEVER SEEN AN ARMY RETREAT LIKE THIS, WHAT KIND OF MOTHERFUCKING GAY ASS FUCKER IS LEADING THOSE REGIMENTS? IF I WAS THE GENERAL OF THOSE REGIMENTS I WOULD HAVE STOOD MY FUCKING GROUND AND KILLED THOSE COCKSUCKERS TO THE LAST MAN, FUCKING ALLIES!WE HELD OUR GROUND AND THEY RETREATED, WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT IS THIS!! FAWKING SHITES!"
-Entire TS filled with laughter-
Oh Highlander how I miss thy.