Enough!
The Dutch are not the only one who have clogs. The French have them. The Danish have them. The Polish have them. The Germans have them. The Russians have them.
In fact, entire fucking Europa and their mother has them.
(Prussian landwehr was famous for wearing clogs, so were the French revolutionary troops (THEY EVEN HAVE A SONG ABOUT IT), and there's a battle nicknamed 'The battle of the Clogs' which was fought somewhere in Denmark, where Danish militia abandoned all their clogs to make a run for it.)
You are still my favorite Americans, don't worry. Ain't nothing gonna hassle with mah love for you boys.
