Ah so this is what this whole hullabaloo is about. You'll have to excuse us NA's, we haven't had a melee list thread in quite a while so I think we're all just getting out a little bit of long pent-up angst. However, I must agree with DJ on the bit about Bill and the overall lackluster quality of EU melee. However, I suspect these feelings are partially derived from my outspoken hatred of plain sparkling water, the creation of which I credit your entire continent solely responsible, as it is without a doubt the single most putrid and detestable substance on the face of the planet. I hope in the future that you, as a people, can find it in yourselves to make better choices. Thank you and have a pleasant tomorrow.
Also I can't help but notice my absence from the American list. Obviously this is an oversight which I would expect to be remedied in the coming days.
