Dear ladies and gentlemen of the British community, I have uncovered a plot by the dastardly 17e: They want to coerce players into joining their regiment by taking over the leadership of the British national team and adding only 17e members to the roster.
The evidence is damning and I demand Jammo be punished accordingly, along with Pieter!
Now yes I know Jammo's text is clipped but I assure you his message was (ad lib)"Yes, Eddie, what a splendid idea! I am all for it for I am corrupt to the very core and I sicken my self."