Hey Bidbig,
I understand the difficulty that this puts you in and I do sympathise with you greatly, however there is nothing we can currently do on the subject of the harassment of the clowns. I wouldn't worry about your rep with the clowns as we all already know that you act like a massive clown. Please let me know if i can help further your investigation anymore.
I'm sorry to hear about your eldest, maybe it's time to put him down.
Peace and love.