My Alienware M18X finally arrived! Might be able to start attending events now.
"Oooh, look at me! I'm Windbusche. I have an Alienware and it's better than everyone else's computer, and I'm better than everyone else too. Guess what guys?! I can start coming to events now, using my Alienware of course. Oh, hey, that's a nice desktop PC you have there. It's too bad you can't take it with you to get coffee so we could do some gaming at the coffee shop, which I do all the time with my Alienware. Did I mention my computer is made from the wares of an alien race?"
Get real, this guy...