Then loyd George got fed up of the war, crossed the trenches single handedly and beat the holy shit out of the Germans until they offered up the tea they had captured during their advance, then Loyd George had a talk with the kasier and said "this war really isn't all that sporting,what. You wouldn't mind being an honourable fellow would you and give up, there's a good chap." And that is how the first world war ended. Fin