Show yourself.

[CayM]

[FrithBiscuit]

inb4 Colonel Howe drools

[Colonel Howe]

inb4 Colonel Howe drools

too much hair bae

[FrithBiscuit]

YOU LOVE IT

[Colonel Howe]

YOU LOVE IT

bae u getting rapey on me bae

[CayM]

But I need hair, it is cold out here 

[FrithBiscuit]

French barbarians are nothing without their hair

[Colonel Howe]

But I need hair, it is cold out here 

Hair=no blowjobs sorry bae bae

French barbarians are nothing without their hair

Usually they surrender quite easily...

to my rapist charms and roofies

[CayM]

French barbarians are nothing without their hair

Well I could shave and see if I cannot do as many chin ups. But some friends would be upset as they like stroking my chest hair.

But I need hair, it is cold out here 

Hair=no blowjobs sorry bae bae

French barbarians are nothing without their hair

Usually they surrender quite easily...

to my rapist charms and roofies

Haha making fun of countless people who died in service and never surrendered, and rape. Y U SO FUNNY?! Also, I have to confess, your pictures... it is really hard to refrain from commenting about them 

[Colonel Howe]

French barbarians are nothing without their hair

Well I could shave and see if I cannot as many chin ups. But some friends would be upset as they like stroking my chest hair.

But I need hair, it is cold out here 

Hair=no blowjobs sorry bae bae

French barbarians are nothing without their hair

Usually they surrender quite easily...

to my rapist charms and roofies

Haha making fun of countless people who died in service and never surrendered, and rape. Y U SO FUNNY?! Also, I have to confess, your pictures... it is really hard to refrain from commenting about them 

don't worry, i luv ze french military. a temporary moment of american weakness. Comment on madiq, sonny boyo. Yeah, burn.

[FrithBiscuit]

Never get CayM angry. He'll force you to do exercise.

[Colonel Howe]

Never get CayM angry. He'll force you to do exercise.

ew, not the only thing that'll be forced

[FrithBiscuit]

HE JUST TOLD YOU OFF ABOUT RAPE JOKES

[Colonel Howe]

HE JUST TOLD YOU OFF ABOUT RAPE JOKES

wont be the only thing getting off

[CayM]

It's ok, I'd rather die in a fire than have any kind of physical interaction with him. No offense