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Re: Game of Thrones thread (USE SPOILERS)
« Reply #1455 on: May 09, 2016, 04:16:09 am »
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Azor Ahai could be a lot of people, it could even be Ser Pounce, the cat at King's Landing. Fuck it, the book supports it really well.
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My indepth review and reaction to the episode tonight:
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me: i just watched the stupidest fucking game of thrones episode ever
me: fuck
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me: just
me: how can shows be so disappointing
me: why does hollywood have to appeal to the visual market
me: the eye market
me: know what i mean?
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me: like i started watching game of thrones years ago
me: first in the family to get into it and my parents didnt start watching it until way later
me: i didnt even ask
me: and now we watch it together
me: and they ruin it because whenever i have to voice my frustration about something stupid the show does they're like "pffft what a nerd" basically
me: then get the FUCK out of my series nigga
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me: there was this big event called the tower of joy
me: the single handed biggest fan theory in the series
me: that basically effects the ENTIRE series in the long run
me: tonight that scene was supposed to be depicted
me: it was a fight scene, like in the lore and books
me: but instead of a fight between 7 lords and 3 of the greatest warriors it was a fight between 1 guy, 7 extras, and 1 great fighter dude
me: because they made it a 7v2 for no reason, which is far worse odds tbh, and the one guy died right away so it was basically a 1v5-6
me: the dude
me: is called the sworn of the morning
me: hes called that because his family has an ancestral sword not even the lords get in inheritance
me: it only goes to the greatest warriors of the house, and he was one of them, so he got the sword, the rest of the time it gets locked away, right
me: this nigga
me: fought wiTH TWO SWORDS!!!!1!!!!!!!
me: it was like a 5/6v1
me: and the dude
me: was fucking
me: spin to winning
me: WITH TWO FUCKIN SWORDS
me: it was fucking STUPID
me: but nah
me: appeal to the eye generation i guess
me: which is apparently people 50+ like my parents
me: "hurr durr at least it looked cool son"
me: SHUT THE FUCK UP
me: thats HORSE SHIT
me: irl im laughing right now
me: but idek why
me: because that
me: was the stupidest shit
me: fucking
me: ever
me: oh
me: OH
me: and then the show fucking CUTS IT OFF
me: and doesnt show the big reveal people have been waiting years for
me: not only that
me: they say "alright cut off time" and then the character we're experiencing this through is like "NO WE MUST KNOW MORE" and we're all like "YEAH WE GOTTA SEE IT"
me: and then they STILL fucking cut it
me: UGUGUGGGHHHHGHGHHGHGHH
me: *samurai voice* itwasa SOOOO geeey
me: fuck
me: im actually sad about this
me: i gotta
me: go eat pizza and ice cream
me: ill ttyl ---
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Re: Game of Thrones thread (USE SPOILERS)
« Reply #1456 on: May 09, 2016, 05:03:47 am »
That awful tower of joy fight though... two swords, really?

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Re: Game of Thrones thread (USE SPOILERS)
« Reply #1457 on: May 09, 2016, 05:07:58 am »
dude that shit was badass

TWO swords

TWO

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Re: Game of Thrones thread (USE SPOILERS)
« Reply #1458 on: May 09, 2016, 05:13:44 am »

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Re: Game of Thrones thread (USE SPOILERS)
« Reply #1459 on: May 09, 2016, 07:08:56 am »
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Nah I still really like the show, this is where things get interesting.

Hyped to see Arya's new abilties, more of Bran going into the past n shit, and where Jon Snow goes
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It's pretty obvious where Jon is going.
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Re: Game of Thrones thread (USE SPOILERS)
« Reply #1460 on: May 09, 2016, 11:28:46 am »
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The Umbers are actually still loyal to the Starks and their handing over of Rickon is just a ruse


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Listen to me big fat red haired spastic, you don't have half of my intelectual capacity, you are a fucking brain less animal, i think your mother throwed you on a wall when you were a baby and this is why you have the same brain as a monkey,
You understand nothing, this is why you are working at 20, because your brain did not allowed you to go to school to grab a decent degree, being toxic on a video game is not the same as being retarded, you should try to do some maths exercices because remember you can't even count to 10 if you remember one of the recent tournament, so now go threat your gambling addiction before your mom kick you out of her house.
And you should also go in an asylum, you get triggered by a fucking game and go in depression, deleting everyone on Steam and setting your profile as private, you cunt.

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Re: Game of Thrones thread (USE SPOILERS)
« Reply #1461 on: May 09, 2016, 12:29:09 pm »
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The Umbers are actually still loyal to the Starks and their handing over of Rickon is just a ruse


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They killed shaggydog. Those fucks are gonna burn
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Re: Game of Thrones thread (USE SPOILERS)
« Reply #1462 on: May 09, 2016, 02:23:36 pm »
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The Umbers are actually still loyal to the Starks and their handing over of Rickon is just a ruse


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They killed shaggydog. Those fucks are gonna burn
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Don't you think that head was a bit small? Shaggy was the biggest of the direwolves and in Season 3 after the Red Wedding Greywind's head was fucking massive, more like a boar than a dog/wolf.
https://i.imgur.com/V9Gg3mj.png
Here a comparison
http://www.theworkprint.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/game-of-thrones-shaggydog-768x304.jpg

Meh, it might be wishful thinking but if it isn't then that's a massive continuity error by D&D.
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Re: Game of Thrones thread (USE SPOILERS)
« Reply #1463 on: May 09, 2016, 02:23:44 pm »
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The Umbers are actually still loyal to the Starks and their handing over of Rickon is just a ruse


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They killed shaggydog. Those fucks are gonna burn
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Fake dog la
it's head was tiny compared to the other Dire wolf heads we have seen
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Listen to me big fat red haired spastic, you don't have half of my intelectual capacity, you are a fucking brain less animal, i think your mother throwed you on a wall when you were a baby and this is why you have the same brain as a monkey,
You understand nothing, this is why you are working at 20, because your brain did not allowed you to go to school to grab a decent degree, being toxic on a video game is not the same as being retarded, you should try to do some maths exercices because remember you can't even count to 10 if you remember one of the recent tournament, so now go threat your gambling addiction before your mom kick you out of her house.
And you should also go in an asylum, you get triggered by a fucking game and go in depression, deleting everyone on Steam and setting your profile as private, you cunt.

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Re: Game of Thrones thread (USE SPOILERS)
« Reply #1464 on: May 09, 2016, 02:46:04 pm »
Rickon is going to be Reek 2.0, and all of you know it.

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Re: Game of Thrones thread (USE SPOILERS)
« Reply #1465 on: May 09, 2016, 04:06:38 pm »
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Well he will defiantly be used against Jon.
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Re: Game of Thrones thread (USE SPOILERS)
« Reply #1466 on: May 09, 2016, 05:34:53 pm »
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Olly swinging and struggling for air was lovely satisfying. Good to see the cunt hanged.

Anyways, the swordfight was awful, yes.... I mean he was so fucking slow because of his armor and his two swords yet they should fail to kill him more easily?


The Arya- Storyline is becoming better from episode to episode.

Best scene of the episode: https://youtu.be/8LnkWLWk4kU?t=2m56s
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Re: Game of Thrones thread (USE SPOILERS)
« Reply #1467 on: May 09, 2016, 08:12:26 pm »
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My thoughts:
The duel was shit, and they decided to go with 7v2 instead of 7v3 in the books? Why? Also Ned looks like he's 15. I think maybe the guy who choreographed the shit snakes fight scenes got hired to do that one as well. Tbh all the fighting scenes have just been terrible so far this season apart from Brienne vs the dog handlers.

I agree that the wolf head looks kinda small but then again I've noticed the depiction of the wolves has gotten smaller since season 3. I don't think Rickon will go the same way as Theon though, Jon will save his ass.

Overall I'd give it a 6/10. It was a bit disappointing but alright. Season 6 looks like it's going the way of season 5, i.e. the first 5 or 6 episodes aren't as good but the last few are much better.
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Re: Game of Thrones thread (USE SPOILERS)
« Reply #1468 on: May 09, 2016, 08:24:04 pm »
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My thoughts:
The duel was shit, and they decided to go with 7v2 instead of 7v3 in the books? Why? Also Ned looks like he's 15. I think maybe the guy who choreographed the shit snakes fight scenes got hired to do that one as well. Tbh all the fighting scenes have just been terrible so far this season apart from Brienne vs the dog handlers.

I agree that the wolf head looks kinda small but then again I've noticed the depiction of the wolves has gotten smaller since season 3. I don't think Rickon will go the same way as Theon though, Jon will save his ass.

Overall I'd give it a 6/10. It was a bit disappointing but alright. Season 6 looks like it's going the way of season 5, i.e. the first 5 or 6 episodes aren't as good but the last few are much better.
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Small? It wasn't small, it was decent size compared with Lord Umber.

Yeah Ned seemed too young to be leading a fight and doing better than his bodyguards in a pretty disappointing fight scene leading us on yet another cliff hanger.
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Re: Game of Thrones thread (USE SPOILERS)
« Reply #1469 on: May 09, 2016, 08:24:39 pm »
Rickon is going to be Reek 2.0, and all of you know it.
Hope not...
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