No joke.
I've been practicing Warband for 3 years so far.
I've been playing Napoleonic Wars since 2 years, Top 3 on M.Points, 2000 hours on NW.
I'm fast as hell, and my reflexes match my speed. All I have to do is waiting for you to break the distance, to dodge everything and give you great stabs right in your head. I'll be relentless, if you make a single mistake, you lose the round.
There will still be virgin brats here to think it's because of my yellow muskets. Firstly, nothing's impossible to a willing heart guys, and secondly your ridiculous skill won't help you doing anything for sure.