Cameron was drugged and we have to pay for his medical bills. We all knew there was only one option: selling ranks. When wolffe and pieter went against this idea we had to stage a coup!!
It was the perfect moment to use a puppet leader to get whatever skittles and I wanted: we gave unicorn the position.
We were thinking about giving it to fotin considering he's quite dumb yet he is too inactive and we would never let a frenchman lead the regiment.
Alas these are tough times and we have to stay strong boys, I will be taking command of the grens and the lights as my clones from No4 continue their basic training.
The futur of 92nd looks good.
get memed