I'm living my best life so it's definitely you that's winning here.
maskmans life:can get any woman he wants ✔️
richer than your whole family✔️
leads the biggest regiment✔️
asian genes makes him look hot✔️
lives in england✔️
unicorns life:perma virgin💩
poor as fuck💩
bullied from his reg💩
balding at 20💩
scottish💩