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Sub Sandwich (Bill and MATT's Excellent Adventure Part 2)
« on: October 18, 2019, 06:02:52 pm »
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Suns: Welcome to subway may i take your order
Bill: Yes i will have one footlong, extra long, with mayonnaise.
Suns: would you like that toasted sir?
MATT: yes please
      delicious
Bill: it was so nice of your parents to loan you lunch money
MATT: yes indeed
Bill: so that we may have lunch
MATT: yes
Bill: at this subway
MATT: yes
Bill: eat fresh
MATT: yes
Suns: what kind of veggies sir
MATT: tomato and pickles
Suns: ok


MATT: I was in the army you know
Suns: Yeah
MATT: top of my class
Suns: Yeah
MATT: west point
Suns: Yeah
MATT: Army SEAL team 6
Suns: yeah
MATT: deployed to afghanistan
Suns: Yeah
MATT: iraq
Suns: Yeah
MATT: kuwait
Suns: Yeah
MATT: Semper Fi
Suns: yeah
MATT: Worked on c130s
Suns: Yeah
MATT: fixed em
Suns: Yeah
MATT: jumped out of em
Suns: Yeah
MATT: flew em
Suns: Yeah
MATT: shot them down
Suns: Yeah
MATT: yeaaaah wouldnt be more than a day between us shooting down some hajji c130s
Suns: .....*applies senior citizen discount*


Suns: Ok your sub sandwich is ready sir
MATT: charge it to my card
Suns: im afraid your card was declined sir
Bill: oh no we have no money


MATT:....

MATT: how would you like to be paid in a special kind of way
Suns: ok sir i can take a cashiers check

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It's the same old thing since 1916
In your head, in your head they're still fighting
With their tanks and their bombs
And air bombs and their guns
In your head, in your head they are dying...

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Re: Sub Sandwich (Bill and MATT's Excellent Adventure Part 2)
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2019, 06:30:26 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Sub Sandwich (Bill and MATT's Excellent Adventure Part 2)
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2019, 06:55:09 pm »
63e pawn in an anti-63e world.

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Re: Sub Sandwich (Bill and MATT's Excellent Adventure Part 2)
« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2019, 01:45:52 am »
Orange boxers needs to get some squats in