Wastee, I’m gonna try to help you with your pedophilic ways.
Step 1. Don’t entertain offers from children 17 and younger. All you need to say to them is, “Wait until you’re 18 and try again.”
Step 2. Don’t go to prom with anyone because that’s creepy af at your advanced age.
Step 3. Don’t ask if they bleed orange just like you because I’m pretty sure that they aren’t thinking of Home Depot like you are.