A fun take on the roster of 2021
Golden - "The Top 2 EU"
Strengths: actually good at the game, experience
weaknesses: Whiney bitch on FSE
Irish - "The Farmer"
Strengths: Blocking, wisdom
Wekanesses: Unga bunga charge in strategy
Lonedoge - "The Mute"
Strengths: tanking, Clutching, E-girl
Weaknesses: Has never made a backstab call in their life, is 13 and sometimes has to do her homework
Mac - "The Joker"
Strengths: Trained by Janne, Talks faster than any other Irishman, jokes
Weaknesses: wifi connection
Ryan - "The Newgen"
Strengths: Ability to organise gf's around Man united's matches, getting welsh people in the team
Weaknesses: Choking, kicked Ivan from the roster
Sticky - "The Support"
Strengths: Supporting lonedoge to 50 frags a game, teamwork
Weaknesses:lack of experience
Smylie - "The Retard"
Strengths: Shadow captaining, sometimes gets 7 kills in a round before getting none for the rest of the match
Weaknesses: Special child, having to organise Asatro matches
ONeil - "The Cunt"
Strengths: Plays too much MM, Trashtalking
Weaknesses: Competes with Golden for whining on FSE, sometimes the N word slips out
Valley - "The Welsh Dragon"
Strengths: Power of the sheep, his lucky boxers
Weaknesses: Bad Irish accent
Butler - "The retired"
Strengths: managed to escape NW for other shit games
Weaknesses: played 4 rounds of a practice match and quit again
Spoiler
It's only a joke, dont take it seriously please!
