Majority of the nations this year: Cool, we got 14 to play NWWC this year! Let's try to win!
RUS: Holy fuck we're RUS we currently have 144 million people living in our country and we don't have enough people to recruit!
Let's merge with Ukraine!
oh shit, didn't work :/
Let's merge with Serbia
oh shit, didn't work for the second time, oh my god we're literally licking the ground
Let's recruit people from another nation saying they're Russians, It's a good idea, isn't it? hehe
Padawan wilkommen onto the team, hercules would think you're Russian and as you're an autoblock user It'd be easier to win this year, why are we so smart?!
oh shit, padawan got banned from NWWC :/
what do we do now? NWWC schedule is soon coming up! :O
oh shit we have France & Spain, we would not pass this year oh fuck, all our plans went wrong and we really want to stay 2nd place cuz France is kinda impossible to win, and Spain... we're not too good to face them, fuck we're so scared!!!!
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Let's merge with Bulgaria, wanna see If it goes well now, hopefully, we would get better players and enough to defeat Spain!
This is your record this year Russia, you're just a bunch of liars, get over with it, hope you get kicked this year.