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The Ultimate Troll Device (Patent Pending) [FORUM GAME]
« on: March 11, 2013, 03:56:21 pm »
Today I am here to present to you, the ultimate trolling device (patent pending)

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It's marvelous isn't it :)

Today while in my IT lesson I noticed that my headphones were no longer working, and the lesson was kinda boring so I decided to invent something, I did this by taking apart the headphones, then putting other bits together to get this device. It is very simple to work, all you have to do is plug it into an audio jack at the back of the computer. Then you go into the audio settings and make that device the primary audio device, then the sound tries to go to it but none comes out, and none will come out through the headset. I have successfully tested this on my brother to great effect. If you would like to invest, lets start the investments at ten million pounds?

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Re: The Ultimate Troll Device (Patent Pending) [FORUM GAME]
« Reply #1 on: March 11, 2013, 04:00:33 pm »
1 BIRRIORON DORRAR IDEA!
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Re: The Ultimate Troll Device (Patent Pending) [FORUM GAME]
« Reply #2 on: March 11, 2013, 04:06:04 pm »
Your name on the forum is wrong. Fix it pls.


I dunno, a duck that was a phone?

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Re: The Ultimate Troll Device (Patent Pending) [FORUM GAME]
« Reply #3 on: March 11, 2013, 04:41:08 pm »
I have a obsession with tits. So everywhere I go I will invoke tits in some way, it's fun. Just like warm tigolbits.

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Re: The Ultimate Troll Device (Patent Pending) [FORUM GAME]
« Reply #4 on: March 11, 2013, 05:30:46 pm »
I've done something similar with my ear plugs, they were broken as well.
I cracked open one of them and soldered two short cables onto the chip inside that is connected to the speaker, after that I attached it to a function generator and had tons of fun with just sinus and square waves.
Ah, how I entertain myself :')

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Re: The Ultimate Troll Device (Patent Pending) [FORUM GAME]
« Reply #5 on: March 11, 2013, 07:00:17 pm »
Hehe very nice, anyone else got some cool devices? :P

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Re: The Ultimate Troll Device (Patent Pending) [FORUM GAME]
« Reply #6 on: March 12, 2013, 12:09:29 am »
Why don't we just give out bugged Minecraft mods? Why try when the product already exists? That's already the must uber trolliest thing that could possibly exist.

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Re: The Ultimate Troll Device (Patent Pending) [FORUM GAME]
« Reply #7 on: March 12, 2013, 05:23:08 am »
Oh how I like your style sir