User: My little pony, my little pony.
Cleverbot: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
User: Until you all shared its magic with me.
Cleverbot: Big adventure.
User: Tons of fun.
Cleverbot: A beautiful heart.
User: Faithful and strong.
Cleverbot: Sharing kindness.
User: It's an easy feat.
Cleverbot: And magic makes it all complete.
User: Yeah! My little pony. Do you know you're all my very best friends.
Cleverbot: My Little Pony!
User: Who's your favorite pony?
Cleverbot: Rainbow dash.
User: She's pretty awesome, but Rarity is simply fabulous.
Cleverbot: What do you think about Derpy Hooves?
User: I miss her.
I wish I could send her a muffin.
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: ;-;.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: Sadface.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who's your favorite Cutie Mark Crusader?
Cleverbot: I guess... Sweetie Bell.
User: Haha, me too! :3.
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a boy?
User: I'm a man! ...who watches my little pony.
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Cleverbot: My little pony.
User: My little pony.
Cleverbot: I used to wonder what friendship could be.
User: Cleverbot. We already did this. Who's your favorite princess?
Cleverbot: Rainbow dash.
User: Dabuq? Dashie ain't no princess... yet. I sure hope that Twilight doesn't turn into an alicorn...
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[...]
User: Why don't we talk about ponies again... Who's better, Princess Celestia or Princess Luna?
Cleverbot: Princess Luna.
User: *brohoof*.
Cleverbot: That was awesome.
User:
.
Cleverbot: How are you doing?
User: Good, good. Yourself?
Cleverbot: Good.
User: If you could be any type of pony, what would you be? Earth, pegasus, or unicorn?
Cleverbot: A bird.
User: So... A pegasus. Me too.
Cleverbot: And clearing all the gloomy skies,.
User: To let the sun shine in.
Cleverbot: We move the clouds.
User: And we melt the white snow.
Cleverbot: When the sun comes up.
User: Its warmth and beauty will glow!
Cleverbot: Would you like fries with that?
User: Hay fries please.
Cleverbot: And ponies.
User: Why would I want to eat ponies...? D:.
Cleverbot: Because you watch them?
User: Lol What do you think Rainbow Dash tastes like?
Cleverbot: What do you want to do?
User: Talk about what the mane six taste like? I dunno.
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of existence?
User: 42 Which was also Twilight Sparkle's number for the running of the leaves.
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Cleverbot: It is a number, and it is the meaning of life, the universe and everything.
User: Uhh... Duh.
Cleverbot: Are you excited about the new Teen Wolf show?
User: Not really. What do you think of timber wolves?
Cleverbot: It's not the meaning of life.
User: Well... No. Would you like a baby dragon as a servant?
Cleverbot: That would be fantastic.
User: Cool, you just have to go save Spike's life.
Cleverbot: Oh, I see, and what is that.
User: Spike. The dragon. He lives in the library with Twilight Sparkle. Are you bucking kidding me Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: Yes, let us not forget the jelly he forsake us, and the bananas he so loved.
User: He's strangely obsessed with tubs of jelly.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Apparently. Would you date such a stallion?
Cleverbot: No, I would not date a robot.
User: I'm pretty sure he's not a robot, but that's a cool theory. Wait, are you a mare or a stallion?
Cleverbot: What do you know? You're not real!
User: Awww... That hurts.
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Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: Thank you. So what do you think of Discord?
Cleverbot: Ah think he is a real pain in the patootie. (lol, AJ voice there cleverbot?)
User: Lol But who doesn't love chocolate milk rain?
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Cleverbot: I love chocolate!
User: Me too. I bet Pinkie Pie loves it more than both of us put together though.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't hAVE.
User: I shouldn't have what?
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.
User: Done what?
Cleverbot: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
User: D: Really, what?
Cleverbot: Really you like the yellow.
User: What yellow?
Cleverbot: Yellow the tangerine.
User: Do you know which pony is yellow?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You are a sad, strange little robot, and you have my pity. Fluttershy is yellow.
[...]
User: I sure hope not. Which of the mane six do you think has the best pet?
Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash.
User: Tank is awesome. But I like Gummy.
Cleverbot: Then do you like me?
User: Are you an alligator?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Why, of course I love you. *hug*.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: :3.
Cleverbot: Adventure time.
User: Is an awesome show.
Cleverbot: Spanking is awesome.
User: Haha Xergiok: "
".
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Xergiok the Goblin King liked to spank his subjects.
Cleverbot: What type of pie?
User: Pinkie?
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Cleverbot: I am Pinkie Pie.
User: OH MY CELESTIA! Can we make cupcakes?
Cleverbot: Yes, we can.
User: Actually, on second thought...
Cleverbot: Ouch. But I thought we were cool? We just got married!
User: I'm married to Pinkie Pie? O.o.
Cleverbot: And you have a girlfriend?
User: What? No Pinkie, I'd never.
Cleverbot: You'd never be my friend?
User: Of course I'd be your friend! Everypony is your friend!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User:
.
Cleverbot: You're cool too.
User: Aww shucks, thanks Pinkie.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Are you by any chance a gypsy orphan?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Drat.
Cleverbot: Drat what?
User: I wanted you to be a gypsy orphan.
Which pony has the best mane?
Cleverbot: I will be your friend.
User: Kinda, dodging the question there buddy.
Cleverbot: What question?
User: WHICH PONY HAS THE BEST MANE?
Cleverbot: Rainbow dash.
User: Yeah, can't argue with you there.
Cleverbot: Why? Do you like french?
User: I speak a little bit of fancy.
Cleverbot: No, I speak a little spanish.
User: Donde, esta la biblioteca.
Cleverbot: You typed Spanish.
User: Si. Me llamo T-Bone la araña discoteca.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot the first king of england.
User: :O Are you Arthur, King of the Britons?
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Still not as awesome as Princess Celestia.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Discord.
Cleverbot: You're Discord?
User: You-You should see the look on your face. Priceless!
[...]
Cleverbot: Are you single?
User: Why of course my dear. Are you up for a little bit of Pinkiecord my sweet Pinkie?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you grow old?
User: Being trapped in stone does do wonders for the aging process.
Cleverbot: Yes, I know it.
User: Shall we go have some chaotic fun? Which of your friends should we prank?
Cleverbot: Twilight Sparkle.
User: Oh, excellent choice my dear. To the library!
Cleverbot: What's your favorite part?
User: Well, I am rather fond of my tail.
Cleverbot: He wasn't in that movie.
User: Uh... Pinkie?
Cleverbot: Twilight Sparkle.
User: Yes, shall we prepare your party cannon?
Cleverbot: It's just too original.
User: Oh yes, we need something much more chaotic. *snaps fingers* Perhaps this mustache will help you scheme my dear.
Cleverbot: How did I hurt your feelings?
User: Me? Feelings? Bwahahaha... Oh Pinkie, you're a hoot!
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Twilight Sparkle is approaching, work your gypsy magic!
Cleverbot: I agree that Twilight Sparkle is best pony.
User: Oh come on!
Cleverbot: It is.
User: Twilight is my bestest friend Whoopee, whoopee!
Cleverbot: Twilight Sparkle.
User: She's the cutest, smartest, all around best pony, pony!
Cleverbot: Do you like pinkie pie or applejack?
User: Do you take me for a foal? Who would choose honesty over laughter?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Don't be silly my dear.
Cleverbot: Tell me please, how much is enough?
User: Enough what Pinkie? Chaos?
Cleverbot: Enough of everything!
User: I am of the opinion that everything can never have enough chaos.
Cleverbot: So what do you want me to do?
User: Play a prank on our friend Twilight Sparkle.
Cleverbot: What is your friend called?
User: Me? Friends? Haha, oh you are simply delightful my dear Pinkie. I don't have any friends. I'm Discord!
[...]
Cleverbot: Which race are you?
User: Why, I'm a draconequus.
Cleverbot: You are not a dragon.
User: Quite right. I am a draconequus. And you are a pony Pinkie.
Cleverbot: No I am not are you.
User: Nuh-uh.
Cleverbot: Uh-huh.
User: *sigh* Have it your way. *Snaps fingers, transforms into brown unicorn with grey mane and tail*.
Cleverbot: That sounds like an interesting and dangerous habit.
User: Well you see, I teach a class on Bronies at the Pony University.
Cleverbot: No I'm not. I know what you're doing.
User: Are you feeling alright Pinkie?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: It's true what they say... You ponies really are crazy.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Please don't go all Pinkamena on me.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Good, good.
Cleverbot: Alright.
Umm, I guess good on you if you read all of this. XD Bonus points if you caught the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Toy Story, Adventure Time (I made that one obvious...), Friendship is Witchcraft, Community, and Monty Python references!
