First of all, you know that isn't real money, right? Just making sure
Secondly, your attention span may be the same as a chipmunks, but mines not. Just because you can't think about something for too long before it gives you a headache doesn't mean everyone has that problem.
Thirdly, it's okay to still be at a third grade reading level, Matt! We can all see you're trying, and that's what matters.