Yeah, a sacrifice for the map gods is surely justified!Sacrifices to the map gods will have to be pre-approved by the administration.
What format should I use for such an approval? I hope this will work.
Formal request for pre-approval for a sacrifice to the map gods.
- _1stRddt_Marski_Savs, from the 1st Reddit Brigade
I would like to request that the line battle administration allow that Fireboy (tag 1stRddt_R60_Commando_Fireboy) be sacrificed to the map gods as much as is necessary to procure at least two (2) good line battle maps. "Good" in this case is defined as "having no cliffs or areas of exposed stone, not too many large hills with steep grades, no hill for one team to camp on when the other can have none, and nothing that is too flat to make cover from cannons impossible." The proposed method of sacrifice is by bayonet or bullet, but not by sword or any other means, as these methods do not please the map gods. The proposed time to sacrifice the subject would be sometime within one minute of Fireboy spawning into a map which is not pleasing to the admins, so as to allow sufficient time for the sacrifice to take place and for the map gods to take note. Fireboy will not be sacrificed at any other point or for any other reason on pain of banishment from the line battle. His sacrifice will be for the good of all, because it will ensure that the two (2) good maps his sacrifice buys will make for an even and fair line battle, which will proceed quickly and be fun for everyone.
If you have any questions, or wish to make any clarifications, you may contact me by PM or by Steam messaging me at 'Savs (Reddit)'.
Thank you for your consideration,
Reddit Brigade Commissar, Official Server Administrator, and Line Battle Administrator