NAME: Cornelius
RANK: Private
STATION: East Philadelphia Company, Divisional Brigade under GBJEP
OFFENCE: Appeal for Strike
DETAILS: I shall proceed to describe a certain incident that took place this weekend for which my person was slandered and deeply maligned. A certain beloved former Sgt_Major of ours, who shall remain nameless, is always a joy to have around events and the TS in general. However, he exceeded his duties last Friday by going above and beyond the call of duty...in the wrong direction. I was warned to not TK at the beginning of the round by our majestic regimental leader AK47, after which I stopped. After my name was skipped during the ceremony of promotions that day, to which I bore no grudge mind you, a certain admin whose name shall remain unspoken like Voldemort's, decided to give me a strike. This is not order. This is not justice! A man cannot be excused for an action only for it to later be brought to trial when the terms have changed - this is double jeopardy.
I will apologize: for being human, for being a devoted regimental member, and for being like a father to the new recruits who have surpassed me by several ranks within the span of a month. Please remove the strike.
TL;DR: I'm sorry, plz remove this.