Author Topic: Our Apocalypse Story (Read 3801 times)

fieldshire · « **Reply #15 on:** July 09, 2015, 04:47:02 pm »

Day 16: clean my asshole

Tharan · « **Reply #16 on:** July 09, 2015, 04:47:42 pm »

Day 17: Field's weed goes moldy

KL4R1N0G4MPR0S · « **Reply #17 on:** July 09, 2015, 04:59:33 pm »

Day 18: Replace weed plants with poppies to compensate for reduced weed production

AP0CALYPS3 · « **Reply #18 on:** July 09, 2015, 05:17:21 pm »

This is not my life story. I am disappointed.

Day 19: killed Hollywood superstar Shai Lebouf

Tharan · « **Reply #19 on:** July 09, 2015, 05:18:34 pm »

Day 20: Turks rise up

Malkolm R. Lind · « **Reply #20 on:** July 09, 2015, 05:40:46 pm »

Day 21: *Bursts out singing* : TWENTY-ONE GUNS!

fieldshire · « **Reply #21 on:** July 09, 2015, 08:00:38 pm »

Day 22: I live with Wolves now, they teach me to hunt and scavenge

Akko · « **Reply #22 on:** July 09, 2015, 08:31:37 pm »

Day 23: I lube myself up and sneak into a bandit hideout. That lubricant was extremely useful.

The Mighty McLovin · « **Reply #23 on:** July 09, 2015, 08:33:22 pm »

Day 24: The bandits remove my sexual organs.

KL4R1N0G4MPR0S · « **Reply #24 on:** July 09, 2015, 08:36:47 pm »

Day 25: I recieve 25% of the proceeds of their sale on the black market.

Gamboji · « **Reply #25 on:** July 09, 2015, 11:18:49 pm »

Day 29: I've lost track of time

Nipplestockings · « **Reply #26 on:** July 09, 2015, 11:20:35 pm »

Day 30: I talked to me mum on the veggyphone. She is doing gud.

Viriathus · « **Reply #27 on:** July 10, 2015, 03:42:28 pm »

Day 31: God gave me new sexual organs, so he is always inside me now.

The Mighty McLovin · « **Reply #28 on:** July 10, 2015, 04:14:14 pm »

Day 32: At last! Some food -- I've found some sausages! They actually turned out to be burnt penises.

Carson · « **Reply #29 on:** July 10, 2015, 04:26:13 pm »

Day 33: I am cold now... I shove the sausages in my ass to stay warm.

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