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Hello scrubs from the PLG:
TL;DR version @ the end.

My name is DeeZoo. I have been a member of the community since October 2013 which makes me pretty much a newb. I am here today to tell you my story.

Since I have been a young boy, I've looked up at flags as majestic pieces of art and pride. All my life, I have wanted to be a flag bearer in an army. I look up at men who protected the colours with their lives during the napoleonic wars and would like to honour them in this game by bearing the colours in-game. Sadly, my regimental leaders (Jishnu and Sniper, the bastards) do not think it is necessary to have a flag bearer at all time in-game.

This is why I am making this petition, so that Jishnu realises my true value as a great flag bearer. Jishnu agrees that if this petition reaches the goal of 200 signatures, the following shall be applied:
-DeeZoo will reach the rank of SFahn.
-DeeZoo will have the right to field a flag at every event in which the 4te is invited.
-Walko will eat his shoe (totally nottrue)
AND FOR YOU GUYS, IF I GET 10 SIGNATURES FROM THE PLG, I'LL BLOCK IZZY'S VIEW WITH THE FLAG.
 To make sure I know how many of you signed and you can get your reward. just answer in this thread or send me a pm. Hell if I get 20 signatures I'll even join your church. The struggle is real here lads.

I also play paintball, and I'm a great flag bearer.
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^ I'm the one with the flag.
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TL;DR:
I want to be flag bearer, I need 200 signatures, please help me.

So please sign here:
https://www.ipetitions.com/petition/deezoo-for-sfahn

Thanks guys!


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We will only sign if you agree to fly a polish flag.

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If you guys are able to mod the said flag, it is a deal.

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my squad

Why am I still here

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I'll sign only if you say the PLG  is cool.

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I'm your bitch

PLG is cool and very very scrubbish

Done. Now sign.

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I'm your bitch

PLG is cool and very very scrubbish

Done. Now sign.
nice. I'll sign.

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Thanks Kozak, I think you are the best too even though I'm your bitch

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Hello scrubs from the PLG:
TL;DR version @ the end.

My name is DeeZoo. I have been a member of the community since October 2013 which makes me pretty much a newb. I am here today to tell you my story.

Since I have been a young boy, I've looked up at flags as majestic pieces of art and pride. All my life, I have wanted to be a flag bearer in an army. I look up at men who protected the colours with their lives during the napoleonic wars and would like to honour them in this game by bearing the colours in-game. Sadly, my regimental leaders (Jishnu and Sniper, the bastards) do not think it is necessary to have a flag bearer at all time in-game.

This is why I am making this petition, so that Jishnu realises my true value as a great flag bearer. Jishnu agrees that if this petition reaches the goal of 200 signatures, the following shall be applied:
-DeeZoo will reach the rank of SFahn.
-DeeZoo will have the right to field a flag at every event in which the 4te is invited.
-Walko will eat his shoe (totally nottrue)
AND FOR YOU GUYS, IF I GET 10 SIGNATURES FROM THE PLG, I'LL BLOCK IZZY'S VIEW WITH THE FLAG.
 To make sure I know how many of you signed and you can get your reward. just answer in this thread or send me a pm. Hell if I get 20 signatures I'll even join your church. The struggle is real here lads.

I also play paintball, and I'm a great flag bearer.
Spoiler

^ I'm the one with the flag.
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TL;DR:
I want to be flag bearer, I need 200 signatures, please help me.

So please sign here:
https://www.ipetitions.com/petition/deezoo-for-sfahn

Thanks guys!

FUCK OFF GYPSIE

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I'll sign if you get Izzy to say that every member of the PLG is better than him thats why he's always a little whiny baby all the time

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I'll sign if you get Izzy to say that every member of the PLG is better than him thats why he's always a little whiny baby all the time

I just kek'd my pants.


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I'll sign if you get Izzy to say that every member of the PLG is better than him thats why he's always a little whiny baby all the time

I just kek'd my pants.


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Fireboy didn't tell me he applied to Harvard???
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Why am I still here

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Fucking gypos trying to steal signatures like they steal children.
You have no idea how much cavalry players put practice in taking down grounded units, if the infantry regiments put in half the practice they would never complain about cavalry in the first place. Instead we get "oh cav is just op any retard can do it" thats just you being shit, not us being op.