Why do you want to join the 1st UKIP Division: Cuz Im a repentant Greek who worships the British Empire. England FML. Everyone at my school is white. I speak Engrish. My family is skilled and does not take the jobs of useless British chavs who can't get a degree. Hence, Im Farage's poster boy.
Do you have TS3, if so, do you have a microphone: Yes, yes, even we can afford those #stereotypez
Age:17
Nationality: Greek English Master Race
Past UKIP Experience if any: Live in Oxford. Something like a third of those in my district voted for UKIP last year in the European Parliament elections (and the rest for the Tories lel). If I was black I would be bullied at school.
Pls accept me