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Re: 1st UKIP Division [UK] [Recruiting]
« Reply #15 on: January 05, 2015, 10:13:07 pm »
Why do you want to join the 1st UKIP Division: immigrants are taking my benefits
Do you have TS3, if so, do you have a microphone: no?
Age: 21
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Past UKIP Experience if any: i went to an edl event once
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+1, really cheap and efficient plumber.
I heard he has links to the IDF, his dad Bin Laden (Top Mossad agent) was president of paraguay for 13 minutes in 1969.
if you have another opinion I don't like, you cant post it here because that's mean and it hurts my feelings 

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Re: 1st UKIP Division [UK] [Recruiting]
« Reply #16 on: January 05, 2015, 10:16:58 pm »
This thread Hhahaha


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Re: 1st UKIP Division [UK] [Recruiting]
« Reply #17 on: January 05, 2015, 10:33:00 pm »
3rd Skinhead Division is better

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Re: 1st UKIP Division [UK] [Recruiting]
« Reply #18 on: January 05, 2015, 11:07:06 pm »
I am greatest.

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Re: 1st UKIP Division [UK] [Recruiting]
« Reply #19 on: January 05, 2015, 11:12:33 pm »
ayyy

Listen to me big fat red haired spastic, you don't have half of my intelectual capacity, you are a fucking brain less animal, i think your mother throwed you on a wall when you were a baby and this is why you have the same brain as a monkey,
You understand nothing, this is why you are working at 20, because your brain did not allowed you to go to school to grab a decent degree, being toxic on a video game is not the same as being retarded, you should try to do some maths exercices because remember you can't even count to 10 if you remember one of the recent tournament, so now go threat your gambling addiction before your mom kick you out of her house.
And you should also go in an asylum, you get triggered by a fucking game and go in depression, deleting everyone on Steam and setting your profile as private, you cunt.

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Re: 1st UKIP Division [UK] [Recruiting]
« Reply #20 on: January 05, 2015, 11:27:07 pm »

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Re: 1st UKIP Division [UK] [Recruiting]
« Reply #21 on: January 05, 2015, 11:32:25 pm »


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Re: 1st UKIP Division [UK] [Recruiting]
« Reply #22 on: January 05, 2015, 11:35:08 pm »
Why do you want to join the 1st UKIP Division: Cuz Im a repentant Greek who worships the British Empire. England FML. Everyone at my school is white. I speak Engrish. My family is skilled and does not take the jobs of useless British chavs who can't get a degree. Hence, Im Farage's poster boy.
Do you have TS3, if so, do you have a microphone: Yes, yes, even we can afford those #stereotypez
Age:17
Nationality: Greek English Master Race
Past UKIP Experience if any: Live in Oxford. Something like a third of those in my district voted for UKIP last year in the European Parliament elections (and the rest for the Tories lel). If I was black I would be bullied at school.

Pls accept me
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Re: 1st UKIP Division [UK] [Recruiting]
« Reply #23 on: January 05, 2015, 11:39:47 pm »
and just when I thought Napoleonic Wars couldn't get any better.

rule Britannia! DEF TO DA YOUROPEAN UNEON!
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Re: 1st UKIP Division [UK] [Recruiting]
« Reply #24 on: January 05, 2015, 11:41:11 pm »
epic memes

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Re: 1st UKIP Division [UK] [Recruiting]
« Reply #25 on: January 06, 2015, 04:08:33 pm »
I am somewhat surprised that TheHunted hasn't commented here...

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Re: 1st UKIP Division [UK] [Recruiting]
« Reply #26 on: January 06, 2015, 04:38:42 pm »
Why do you want to join the 1st UKIP Division: i dont like brown
Do you have TS3, if so, do you have a microphone: the immigrants stole the microphone from me
Age: 12
Nationality: Belgium
Past UKIP Experience if any: no
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Re: 1st UKIP Division [UK] [Recruiting]
« Reply #27 on: January 06, 2015, 05:44:24 pm »
Why do you want to join the 1st UKIP Division: immigrants are taking my benefits
Do you have TS3, if so, do you have a microphone: no?
Age: 21
Nationality: Romanian
Past UKIP Experience if any: i went to an edl event once
Steam: [EDL] Broetz

I have a son his name is Kaide, he doesn't go out much or anything like that (where we live it's a bit of a melting pot of races). He quite shy and wanted me to apply for him, here goes.

Name: Kaide Muhammad Abdul
Age: 15
Sex: If it's safe and with a white virgin
Contact: BBM - 78EH2930 ping him

Why do you want to join the 1st UKIP Division: I love UK and love independence from Scotland.
Do you have TS3, if so, do you have a microphone: Yes
Age: 17
Nationality: UKish
Past UKIP Experience if any: I'm a bisexual lefty who loves tax.

Why do you want to join the 1st UKIP Division: i dont like brown
Do you have TS3, if so, do you have a microphone: the immigrants stole the microphone from me
Age: 12
Nationality: Belgium
Past UKIP Experience if any: no
Steam: colonelbob12
Why do you want to join the 1st UKIP Division: Cuz Im a repentant Greek who worships the British Empire. England FML. Everyone at my school is white. I speak Engrish. My family is skilled and does not take the jobs of useless British chavs who can't get a degree. Hence, Im Farage's poster boy.
Do you have TS3, if so, do you have a microphone: Yes, yes, even we can afford those #stereotypez
Age:17
Nationality: Greek English Master Race
Past UKIP Experience if any: Live in Oxford. Something like a third of those in my district voted for UKIP last year in the European Parliament elections (and the rest for the Tories lel). If I was black I would be bullied at school.

Pls accept me

Accepted! Please add me on steam and we can give you tags and the invite to the steam group!
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Re: 1st UKIP Division [UK] [Recruiting]
« Reply #28 on: January 06, 2015, 05:48:51 pm »
Added a roster, will get a rank system soon!

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Re: 1st UKIP Division [UK] [Recruiting]
« Reply #29 on: January 06, 2015, 06:02:40 pm »
This regiment has been Fwuffy Approved™