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Re: Football thread v.2
« Reply #390 on: January 15, 2015, 11:15:06 am »
http://fallondfloor.com/

This is why most Americans don't like football

atleast they dont wear 20kgs of body armour to protect themselves from cute tackles

So apparently Ronaldo and Irina Shayk have split up

So Ronaldo apparently was cheating on Irina with another model lol

she was fuck ugly anyways, top lad

True, if you want to play a real physical sport play Rugby, much more interesting and requires more skill.

I'd have to argue with that ,

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Re: Football thread v.2
« Reply #391 on: January 17, 2015, 04:37:17 pm »
Lol 36th Minute and Chelsea is up 4-0

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Re: Football thread v.2
« Reply #392 on: January 17, 2015, 04:52:53 pm »
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Listen to me big fat red haired spastic, you don't have half of my intelectual capacity, you are a fucking brain less animal, i think your mother throwed you on a wall when you were a baby and this is why you have the same brain as a monkey,
You understand nothing, this is why you are working at 20, because your brain did not allowed you to go to school to grab a decent degree, being toxic on a video game is not the same as being retarded, you should try to do some maths exercices because remember you can't even count to 10 if you remember one of the recent tournament, so now go threat your gambling addiction before your mom kick you out of her house.
And you should also go in an asylum, you get triggered by a fucking game and go in depression, deleting everyone on Steam and setting your profile as private, you cunt.

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Re: Football thread v.2
« Reply #393 on: January 17, 2015, 11:19:54 pm »
Gary Monk: We can do fine without Bony.

>Sigurdsson shits himself in midfield
>Defense passes to opponent
>Gomis is so black his teammates cant find him on the pitch
>Who the fuck is oliveira
>Loses 5-0 to Chelsea


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Re: Football thread v.2
« Reply #394 on: January 18, 2015, 12:13:52 am »
To be fair. Chelsea played amazingly.

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Re: Football thread v.2
« Reply #395 on: January 18, 2015, 01:36:17 am »
To be fair. Chelsea played amazingly.

they didnt have much to do really


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Re: Football thread v.2
« Reply #396 on: January 18, 2015, 01:40:07 am »
To be fair. Chelsea played amazingly.

they didnt have much to do really

Indeed
Most of the chances they could walk it in to

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Re: Football thread v.2
« Reply #397 on: January 18, 2015, 12:54:53 pm »
To be fair. Chelsea played amazingly.

they didnt have much to do really

Indeed
Most of the chances they could walk it in to

Doesn't that prove how well they played? I won't say Swansea didn't help them by being lazy, but if you're scoring 5 goals with the opportunity of about 7-8 then you must be playing pretty good.

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Re: Football thread v.2
« Reply #398 on: January 18, 2015, 04:44:13 pm »
I think Steve Bruce just pat his shants :/ To be honest it was a pretty shit game although Sone Aluko was on fire
Listen to me big fat red haired spastic, you don't have half of my intelectual capacity, you are a fucking brain less animal, i think your mother throwed you on a wall when you were a baby and this is why you have the same brain as a monkey,
You understand nothing, this is why you are working at 20, because your brain did not allowed you to go to school to grab a decent degree, being toxic on a video game is not the same as being retarded, you should try to do some maths exercices because remember you can't even count to 10 if you remember one of the recent tournament, so now go threat your gambling addiction before your mom kick you out of her house.
And you should also go in an asylum, you get triggered by a fucking game and go in depression, deleting everyone on Steam and setting your profile as private, you cunt.

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Re: Football thread v.2
« Reply #399 on: January 18, 2015, 05:03:23 pm »
I say: Arsenal 2-0 ManCity

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Re: Football thread v.2
« Reply #400 on: January 18, 2015, 06:45:42 pm »
I say: Arsenal 2-0 ManCity

Quite a match by the sounds of things, been listening to it while writing an essay
Listen to me big fat red haired spastic, you don't have half of my intelectual capacity, you are a fucking brain less animal, i think your mother throwed you on a wall when you were a baby and this is why you have the same brain as a monkey,
You understand nothing, this is why you are working at 20, because your brain did not allowed you to go to school to grab a decent degree, being toxic on a video game is not the same as being retarded, you should try to do some maths exercices because remember you can't even count to 10 if you remember one of the recent tournament, so now go threat your gambling addiction before your mom kick you out of her house.
And you should also go in an asylum, you get triggered by a fucking game and go in depression, deleting everyone on Steam and setting your profile as private, you cunt.

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Re: Football thread v.2
« Reply #401 on: January 18, 2015, 06:56:50 pm »
And i was right :)

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Re: Football thread v.2
« Reply #402 on: January 18, 2015, 10:25:50 pm »
Great performance, having Koscielny back in peak physical fitness truly brings the defense back together.
Cazorla continues to show how he deserves the starting spot over Ozil, easily being the man of the match. Cazorla 4 INFORM. City couldn't get anything that wasn't on the wings, all the chances they created were essentially Clichy or Navas rushing down the wings and desperately throwing a low shitty cross into the middle hoping for a deflection.

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Re: Football thread v.2
« Reply #403 on: January 20, 2015, 10:30:52 pm »
Great performance, having Koscielny back in peak physical fitness truly brings the defense back together.
Cazorla continues to show how he deserves the starting spot over Ozil, easily being the man of the match. Cazorla 4 INFORM. City couldn't get anything that wasn't on the wings, all the chances they created were essentially Clichy or Navas rushing down the wings and desperately throwing a low shitty cross into the middle hoping for a deflection.

Thats not desperation. That is literally all that is within their armoury of skills.

If they didn't have pace they'd be playing in Football league 1.


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Re: Football thread v.2
« Reply #404 on: January 20, 2015, 10:57:41 pm »
1-1 Scousers vs Russians. Wasn't a great match to be fair. Too much diving from both teams.