♣89th Royal Guard♣ *2 Years 5 Months*

[Klazsh]

Day 42: Life has been tough on the island. I have discovered a computer with NW installed and a terrible mic. There were WWII bombers flying overhead as I lasted through a extremely lag infested linebattle.

Day 43: I have found a helicopter in the center of the clearing. Foods been running low however water is very easy to find. I only pray that the server for the linebattle will heal its wounds and lose its high ping. GOD HELP US ALL.

Day 44: My Children have come looking for me during this gruesome linebattle...only to see them get kamikazed by a plane on their ship...it was a sad day, that all the ne's have died///

[MarshalNey]

Day 45: By miracle I have discovered this creature named Cpt_Hasan, who taught me the ways of the Pyrots! So magnificent was this man, he gave me the tools and skills to attend Friday AND TUESDAY linebattles. I have yet to acquire food, yet water is plentiful. Things are looking up.

[Klazsh]

Day 45: By miracle I have discovered this creature named Cpt_Hasan, who taught me the ways of the Pyrots! So magnificent was this man, he gave me the tools and skills to attend Friday AND TUESDAY linebattles. I have yet to acquire food, yet water is plentiful. Things are looking up.

Day 46: I have found a relationship with my left hand..it seems like things are picking up.

[Llapasllaly]

Day 45: By miracle I have discovered this creature named Cpt_Hasan, who taught me the ways of the Pyrots! So magnificent was this man, he gave me the tools and skills to attend Friday AND TUESDAY linebattles. I have yet to acquire food, yet water is plentiful. Things are looking up.

Day 46: I have found a relationship with my left hand..it seems like things are picking up.

Day 47: In my delirium, I mistakenly took a dump on a large tortoise, confusing it for a working toilet. I think I'll name him Flodoard.

[MarshalNey]

My good men! I requestethetheth that thee poll hea! http://www.99polls.com/poll_261936:1 It's for Marshal Mondays. Tell me what to do on that day because I have no creativity or imagination to think
of something myself.

[Frappiller]

we have got to keep doing marshal diary of him stuck on the island 

[MarshalNey]

Deary Diary
Day 53: My Toaster of a computer continues to make toastesi. Linebattle was fun. Chasseurs did some chasseurage. And Llap did Llapage.
Amen.
Goodbye.

[Klazsh]

Deary Diary
Day 53: My Toaster of a computer continues to make toastesi. Linebattle was fun. Chasseurs did some chasseurage. And Llap did Llapage.
Amen.
Goodbye.

Amen....

Day 54: It seems that i dont have much time left on this island, i think im going insane...I built a raft...but I don't know if i should sail off, ill wait a few days.

[MarshalNey]

Dear Comrades
Day 62: The wrath of Zeus has been revealed to my poor old eyes. His fury brought upon my diesel fueled computer forged by the hands of china! However my tough little modem has survived. I must haul my ancient computer to this creature named Kevin to heal its wounds. Even my headphones were lost at sea when I went fishing. May god be with me, and may Bill Gates watch over us all.

[Frappiller]

Dear Comrades
Day 62: The wrath of Zeus has been revealed to my poor old eyes. His fury brought upon my diesel fueled computer forged by the hands of china! However my tough little modem has survived. I must haul my ancient computer to this creature named Kevin to heal its wounds. Even my headphones were lost at sea when I went fishing. May god be with me, and may Bill Gates watch over us all.

o my god marshal the things you come up with are great 

[Cop]

Dear Comrades
Day 62: The wrath of Zeus has been revealed to my poor old eyes. His fury brought upon my diesel fueled computer forged by the hands of china! However my tough little modem has survived. I must haul my ancient computer to this creature named Kevin to heal its wounds. Even my headphones were lost at sea when I went fishing. May god be with me, and may Bill Gates watch over us all.

Marshal.

I love you.

Spoiler

Whore.

[close]

[MarshalNey]

Dear Comrades
Day 62: The wrath of Zeus has been revealed to my poor old eyes. His fury brought upon my diesel fueled computer forged by the hands of china! However my tough little modem has survived. I must haul my ancient computer to this creature named Kevin to heal its wounds. Even my headphones were lost at sea when I went fishing. May god be with me, and may Bill Gates watch over us all.

Marshal.

I love you.

Spoiler

Whore.

[close]

Gaw, the things you say always turn me on. 

[Klazsh]

Dear Comrades
Day 62: The wrath of Zeus has been revealed to my poor old eyes. His fury brought upon my diesel fueled computer forged by the hands of china! However my tough little modem has survived. I must haul my ancient computer to this creature named Kevin to heal its wounds. Even my headphones were lost at sea when I went fishing. May god be with me, and may Bill Gates watch over us all.

Day 65: God has somehow returned my computer in the form of some type of alien, its quite weird actually. It seems to be some type of hardware...i shall call it... Alienware, I shall sell it and make a profit. Maybe i can sell and mass produce it..hmm the possibilities are endless.....

[TheZach_Attack]

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/559834716016510088/CF8AA36225D69F321103F7B71417697AB48D0D54/


Screen from today's Siege 

[MarshalNey]

http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/559834716016510088/CF8AA36225D69F321103F7B71417697AB48D0D54/


Screen from today's Siege 

Who loves cannon balls in their face? WE love cannon balls in our face!
Also Kell likes orange soda.
Ps: 10 points for getting the reference!