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« Last Edit: August 20, 2014, 06:39:32 pm by Colonel Howe »
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Re: Club Penguin [Loose Women and Looser Men Found Here]
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2014, 03:35:04 am »
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Re: Club Penguin [Loose Women and Looser Men Found Here]
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2014, 03:56:33 am »
Just made an account. I remember playing this a long time ago.

Then I found Runescape.

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Re: Club Penguin [Loose Women and Looser Men Found Here]
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2014, 04:46:27 am »
i got back into it after my drunken Scot said we should scare kids. Then i realized theres not real chat. I got pissed, I threw snowballs, I left.
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Re: Club Penguin [Loose Women and Looser Men Found Here]
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2014, 05:42:24 am »
I played this in fifth grade before Webkinz was a thing.

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Re: Club Penguin [Loose Women and Looser Men Found Here]
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2014, 05:47:41 am »
I played this in fifth grade before Webkinz was a thing.
same but my club penguin account got banned for bad language
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Re: Club Penguin [Loose Women and Looser Men Found Here]
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2014, 05:49:09 am »
I played this in fifth grade before Webkinz was a thing.

Me too! I had a full membership and I made my friend jealous because his mom wouldn't pay for him. Man those were the times, I became a secret agent and I thought I was hot shit because I hung out in the HQ all day. Then I realized I was paying money to pretend I was a penguin in a frozen village while making online girlfriends and I decided to stop and get ready for middle school. Oh well.



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Re: Club Penguin [Loose Women and Looser Men Found Here]
« Reply #7 on: August 20, 2014, 05:53:23 am »
lol those were the days. That's probably my first experience with "PC gaming."

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Re: Club Penguin [Loose Women and Looser Men Found Here]
« Reply #8 on: August 20, 2014, 05:57:00 am »
*snip*

Oh yeah, funny thing. Some of you might know this image - it's probably the most famous club penguin trolling screencap for whatever reason, and this year at my school I found out that a new kid who came halfway through the year was the one who created it. Weird how it seems like all the memes and jokes on the internet are created by omniscient boogeymen until you meet the people behind them.
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« Reply #9 on: August 20, 2014, 07:49:24 am »
How do you actually chat in that. My Scot and I were trying sexually abuse kids and we couldn't figure out how
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Re: Club Penguin [Loose Women and Looser Men Found Here]
« Reply #10 on: August 20, 2014, 07:51:35 am »
I played this in fifth grade before Webkinz was a thing.
I started playing this when my "cool 6th grade neighbor" showed it to me after he taught me swear words. And I wish I was kidding. Later I was kicked off the premises because I used words like "cock" "fuck" and "ass" too liberally. Fuck you Club Penguin. You built me up just to tear me down
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Re: Club Penguin [Loose Women and Looser Men Found Here]
« Reply #11 on: August 20, 2014, 07:52:50 am »
How do you actually chat in that. My Scot and I were trying sexually abuse kids and we couldn't figure out how

Wot son? Just click on the chat bar on the bottom and it should let you type stuff. Unless you joined a non-chat server or you selected some safe chat option when you made your account. Just check to make sure things are in order - it should be as easy as it seems.
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« Reply #12 on: August 20, 2014, 07:54:53 am »
How do you actually chat in that. My Scot and I were trying sexually abuse kids and we couldn't figure out how

Wot son? Just click on the chat bar on the bottom and it should let you type stuff. Unless you joined a non-chat server or you selected some same chat option when you made your account. Just check to make sure things are in order - it should be as easy as it seems.
I probably did something like that. Thanks for helping me make kids run to their parents ;)

As I once did because I was almost molested on Club Penguin...

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Re: Club Penguin [Loose Women and Looser Men Found Here]
« Reply #13 on: August 20, 2014, 09:03:06 am »
tfw when thousands of coins, but no club penguin membership to use it with...

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