We made up a new marching song, it's very full of innuendo it goes as so
"A So, A so, A soldier i shall be
Two Pis, Two Pis, Two Pistols on my knee
For Cu, For Cu, For Curiosity
I'll fight for the old cun, fight for the old cun, fight for the old country"
when sang it sounds a lot ruder than when written
Now to put verses to it!