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Re: E3 2014
« Reply #15 on: June 10, 2014, 01:42:23 am »
I think the most significant thing about E3 this year is that Microsoft didn't have the worst showcase. Then again, the others were pure shit festered for six months, so Microsoft's was more like a pile of shit with some rainbow sprinkles on top.

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*Patiently awaits for Konami to be the savior of this shit show*

+A lot of these console games are coming to PC
-A lot of these console games are coming to PC
Fuck. It's so true it hurts.

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Re: E3 2014
« Reply #16 on: June 10, 2014, 01:45:19 am »
Reggie better pull sum real shit or I'm going to personally travel to Nintendo and pop a cap in his ass.

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Re: E3 2014
« Reply #17 on: June 10, 2014, 01:49:11 am »
Reggie better pull sum real shit or I'm going to personally travel to Nintendo and pop a cap in his ass.
Shiiett my homie Reggie reppin' this shit. You like Mario? HAVE SOME FUCKING MARIO, CRACKAS!

Oh hey look, another dance game. Didn't see that coming! #LOL#FUNNY

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Re: E3 2014
« Reply #18 on: June 10, 2014, 01:56:29 am »
Sony in 1 hour folks. Everyone get hype for more disappointment.

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Re: E3 2014
« Reply #19 on: June 10, 2014, 03:30:34 am »
You like Little Big Planet? YOU LIKE LITTLE BIG PLANET! Indies? Yeah we got them! Do they look fun? No.... uhhhh.... TAKE THAT MICROSOFT, WE HAVE INDIES TOO! ehhhh heh... hehe.... we're screwed....

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Re: E3 2014
« Reply #20 on: June 10, 2014, 03:32:13 am »
y Battle Cry of Froo-dom no at E3? guize pls
Fuck off, Nazi scum

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Re: E3 2014
« Reply #21 on: June 10, 2014, 03:43:02 am »
"Only on Playstation 4, you will be able to invite your friend to your multiplayer game on Far Cry 4...... even if they don't own the game." *smug look*

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Re: E3 2014
« Reply #22 on: June 10, 2014, 03:47:10 am »
Quick recorded interaction between Ubisoft and Sony right after the conference - EXCLUSIVE FOOTAGE:


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Re: E3 2014
« Reply #23 on: June 10, 2014, 03:49:59 am »
"And we're proud to announce an exclusive partnership with Paradox Interactive, where every single Paradox Studio is working on an exclusive title for Playstation."

Taleworlds? Talerworlds!? You didn't! You wouldn't!

NO!

Marlene, where is the gun?! GIVE ME THE GODDAMN GUN, MARLENE!

Edit: Grim Fandango remake announced, I'm calm again.... wait what?! PS4/ Vita exclusive?! GODDAMNIT! I remember when PC adventure games were IDK.... ON THE FUCKING PC. Fuck this industry.
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Re: E3 2014
« Reply #24 on: June 10, 2014, 03:52:50 am »
"And we're proud to announce an exclusive partnership with Paradox Interactive, where every single Paradox Studio is working on an exclusive title for Playstation."

Taleworlds? Talerworlds!? You didn't! You wouldn't!

NO!

Marlene, where is the gun?! GIVE ME THE GODDAMN GUN, MARLENE!

Edit: Grim Fandango remake announced, I'm calm again.... wait what?! PS4/ Vita exclusive?! GODDAMNIT! I remember when PC adventure games were IDK.... ON THE FUCKING PC. Fuck this industry.

Wait, fucking what? I didn't bother watching the Sony conference - is there a video of that specific announcement up yet?

Edit: Oh, Magicka 2. Well that's not quite as bad - Magicka was actually fairly good and I think its potential wasn't fully tapped under Paradox's guidance. But still, I'll expect some bullshit day1DLCalwaysonlinesocialmediapiracycheckspressXtowinQTEquickscope bullshit that will ruin it. Gahha
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Re: E3 2014
« Reply #25 on: June 10, 2014, 04:01:44 am »
"And we're proud to announce an exclusive partnership with Paradox Interactive, where every single Paradox Studio is working on an exclusive title for Playstation."

Taleworlds? Talerworlds!? You didn't! You wouldn't!

NO!

Marlene, where is the gun?! GIVE ME THE GODDAMN GUN, MARLENE!

Edit: Grim Fandango remake announced, I'm calm again.... wait what?! PS4/ Vita exclusive?! GODDAMNIT! I remember when PC adventure games were IDK.... ON THE FUCKING PC. Fuck this industry.

Wait, fucking what? I didn't bother watching the Sony conference - is there a video of that specific announcement up yet?

Edit: Oh, Magicka 2. Well that's not quite as bad - Magicka was actually fairly good and I think its potential wasn't fully tapped under Paradox's guidance. But still, I'll expect some bullshit day1DLCalwaysonlinesocialmediapiracycheckspressXtowinQTEquickscope bullshit that will ruin it. Gahha
No, that is just the only game they showed, he said EVERY single Paradox studio is making a game for them.

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Re: E3 2014
« Reply #26 on: June 10, 2014, 04:04:37 am »
Maybe he meant that every paradox studio would be collaborating on Magicka 2. I don't really think he was saying that each studio was making their own individual game for the PS4. But I didn't watch the stream so I'm talking mostly out of my ass. Either way, it's taking time and funds away from actually worthwhile paradox products, and that in itself makes it condemnable.

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Re: E3 2014
« Reply #27 on: June 10, 2014, 04:07:21 am »
Maybe he meant that every paradox studio would be collaborating on Magicka 2. I don't really think he was saying that each studio was making their own individual game for the PS4. But I didn't watch the stream so I'm talking mostly out of my ass. Either way, it's taking time and funds away from actually worthwhile paradox products, and that in itself makes it condemnable.
I highly doubt it, Magicka is still an indie tier game, it wouldn't need like 10 different studios.

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Re: E3 2014
« Reply #28 on: June 10, 2014, 09:08:35 am »
Pretty much this.

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Re: E3 2014
« Reply #29 on: June 10, 2014, 06:05:07 pm »
"And we're proud to announce an exclusive partnership with Paradox Interactive, where every single Paradox Studio is working on an exclusive title for Playstation."

Taleworlds? Talerworlds!? You didn't! You wouldn't!

Paradox is not publishing Bannerlord, Taleworlds is technically indie now.