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[Python]

Cut off you're pubes and use them as a mustache.

I want to become less addicted to the forums, what do I do?

[Windbusche]

Don't tell people to put their pubes on their face.

I have a terrible stomach ache and my doctor died of SSA, or Severe Stomach Aches.
I hate irony, so I need a quick fix!

[TORN]

Eat coke and mentos.

A drunk santa is in my yard. I think he is dead. What should I do?

[Python]

Feed him to the reindeer.

Hitman is after me, where shall I hide?

[TORN]

In the afterlife

My cat is outside in the rain. Finally some wet pussy, how should I handle this position?

[Jacob]

Doggystyle.

My eyes won't see anything

[Dasvi2018]

close them

I have 1 cat and 1 dog. How to seperate them so they don't eat each other?

[Betaknight]

You rip apart there legs and separate them in different rooms.

How do i stop my dog from peeing over the house?

[InfamousBeats]

Get him off the roof

My flip flops keep flipping and flopping, what now??

[Subject 18]

glue your heels to the back of the shoe.

I want my computer to be fixed right this INSTANT!

[Audiate]

 Delete system32. Could work. Computers are weird.

 For an upcoming performance, I have to change guitars very, very quickly (long explanation). Any ideas on how I could make it easy and flawless?

[Wolfy]

glue your heels to the back of the shoe.

I want my computer to be fixed right this INSTANT!

Stop being a bitch and learn IT.

My room is a f*cking mess but  i am to lazy to fix it,what should i do?

[Hugh MacKay]

Burn it.

I wake up way too late in my holiday. How do I get up earlier?

[Audiate]

 Was I intentionally skipped?

 Tape your eyes open, that way you'll be on the verge of sleep, but not quite there.

 I need to get a good name for my Royal Marine's sharpshooters detachment. Any bad ideas?

[InfamousBeats]

The sharp royal marine shooters.

I often cry out to audiate's mother in my sleep, yet she, nor audiate ever come to me IRL, what now??