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[Audiate]

 Introduce your cat to Communism.

 How can I fix my metronome?

[Jacob]

Whack it with your penis

How do I work scissors?

[Subject 18]

Fuck it.  Lemme go get a picture of meh.

EDIT:  Shit....Wrong thread.

[Spearing]

Jacob is now hereby awarded the congratulatory "Making something completely innocent into a sex toy" award for smacking a metronome with his penis.

[Odysseus]

Whack it with your penis

How do I work scissors?

Throw them at your enemies.

How do i find a good hitman that can throw scissors at my enemies.

[Subject 18]

Check craigslist

How do you mute women?

[Pinball Wizard]

Duct tape works pretty well.

How do I start a conversation with da females?

[Subject 18]

Start with "Your face.  I like that shit."  Whenever I do it, they love me.

How do I get a Jamaican accent?

[Hydro]

Capture a Jamaican and tell him to teach you how to get a Jamaican accent.

How do I get my friend to stop playing Call of Duty?

[Odysseus]

Kill the COD devs (no seriously, I openly invite you to do that).

I want a pet Pinkie Pie, how do i get one?

[Subject 18]

Go on Google images and print out a picture of Pinkie Pie.

Where can I buy a Dubstep instrument?

[Audiate]

 Piratebay.

 How do I revert my iPod to the display from several months ago?

[Subject 18]

Scream at it or throw it at a wall.

How do I get people to like me?

[Hydro]

Do a shit in a busy public place.

How do I get away with killing a great enemy of mine?

[Subject 18]

Declare war and you won't be able to be imprisoned.

I want a flintlock musket.  Where can I get one?