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Offline Palfer

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The Joke Game
« on: April 16, 2014, 03:50:58 pm »
This thread was created for you [the sad people of the internet] to share your jokes, preferably cheesy or humorous ones. But as we know, we're not all talented.

Personally, I have no problems with racist jokes, but if you feel the need to post one, refer to the FSE rules so we don't get into trouble :P

Joke away...
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Re: The Joke Game
« Reply #1 on: April 16, 2014, 03:57:51 pm »
Why did Hitler commit suicide?








~ Because he saw his gas bill.
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Re: The Joke Game
« Reply #2 on: April 16, 2014, 04:16:16 pm »
I was watching the news this morning when the presenter said;

"A man has been arrested after half a million indecent images of children were found at his home in Bradford. Our reporter Gary O'Donoghue has more."

Gary, you filthy bastard!!
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Re: The Joke Game
« Reply #3 on: April 16, 2014, 04:45:31 pm »
My bad, that's Hitlerious!
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Quote from: Piercee on April 06, 2018, 04:46:47 am
padawan should replace chicken as captain, he has every ability a true leader should possess, a good voice, skill, experience & dedication. Padawan has all of these things and the only reason he wasn't allowed into team spain was cause chicken was afraid of him since he truly knew how much of a danger padawan could be to his spot.
padawan is no padawan any longer, he is a MASTER now and i would be AFRAID to fight him with team NL since he can 1v10 us easily!
#justice4padawan

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Re: The Joke Game
« Reply #4 on: April 16, 2014, 04:47:13 pm »
nock nock

whos there

doctor

doctor who

*starts sing theme tunee*

xd
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Re: The Joke Game
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2014, 05:45:51 pm »
*NOTE: THIS ONE IS RATHER RACIST, BUT WE CAN ALL RELATE. I MEAN NO OFFENCE WITH THIS JOKE.*

Three Africans walk into a bar…

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You would have thought one of the degenerates would have seen it.
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Re: The Joke Game
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2014, 04:40:44 pm »
What's black, crispy and at the top of the stairs?

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Steven Hawking in a house fire
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Re: The Joke Game
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2014, 04:42:45 pm »
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
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Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim has already crossed the border!
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Re: The Joke Game
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2014, 04:44:25 pm »
(for the British yokers) What's the similarities between Madeleine Mccann and a submarine?
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They're both at the bottom of the ocean and full of seamen
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Re: The Joke Game
« Reply #9 on: April 21, 2014, 01:57:25 pm »
What's the similarities between a black and a bicycle

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They both work best with a chain on :3
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Re: The Joke Game
« Reply #10 on: April 21, 2014, 01:59:35 pm »
''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Teacher: "Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!"
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: "Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!"
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: "Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?"
Little Johnny: "No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."


Boy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help!
911: Alright, What is it?
Boy: Two girls are fighting over me!
911: So what's your emergency?
Boy: The ugly one is winning.

Dad: Say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Come on, say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: F*ck you, say daddy!
Baby: F*ck you, Mommy!
Mom: Honey, I'm home!
Baby: F*ck you!
Mom: Who taught you that?
Baby: Daddy!
Dad: Son of a b*tch.


20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!



When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date.


Q: What did one butt cheek say to the other?
A: Together, we can stop this sh*t.


What is the lightest thing in the world?
A penis…even a thought can raise it.
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Re: The Joke Game
« Reply #11 on: April 21, 2014, 01:59:46 pm »
Quote from: Commander Rofl on April 17, 2014, 04:44:25 pm
(for the British yokers) What's the similarities between Madeleine Mccann and a submarine?
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They're both at the bottom of the ocean and full of seamen
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I like that one.  ::)
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Re: The Joke Game
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2015, 08:22:19 pm »
Why did the Chicken crossed the road?
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No idea tbh, if you have any clue please contact me, thanks
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Quote from: Piercee on April 06, 2018, 04:46:47 am
padawan should replace chicken as captain, he has every ability a true leader should possess, a good voice, skill, experience & dedication. Padawan has all of these things and the only reason he wasn't allowed into team spain was cause chicken was afraid of him since he truly knew how much of a danger padawan could be to his spot.
padawan is no padawan any longer, he is a MASTER now and i would be AFRAID to fight him with team NL since he can 1v10 us easily!
#justice4padawan

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Re: The Joke Game
« Reply #13 on: October 26, 2015, 08:39:42 pm »
There is a running olypmics going on. The first person who reaches finishing tape is stopped by a random guy. Guy asks him:„Finish?“
„No, American.“

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Re: The Joke Game
« Reply #14 on: October 26, 2015, 09:03:56 pm »
Quote from: ProDazzer_ on October 26, 2015, 08:39:42 pm
There is a running olypmics going on. The first person who reaches finishing tape is stopped by a random guy. Guy asks him:„Finish?“
„No, American.“

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i dont get it
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