I'm developing hyperparaplek-fobia
hyperparaplek-fobia: (Noun) ; The extreme fear of/for the extensive use of gold or silver braid, particularly those used on the officers uniform of Napoleonic re-enactors. From the Greek word of παραπλέκω, meaning braid.
I did spent 15 minutes trying to find the Greek word for braid, yes. And I'm not even sure this is it, but I'll go with it.