Virgo (Aug. 23 - Sep. 22): This is the sign of the prissy, goody two-shoes fussbag who objects to swearing, smoking and farting in camp. Most of the Virgo-born, therefore, attend events in hotels. Natives of this sign iron creases in their trowsers and wear shiny brass. Harriet Beecher Stowe was a Virgo.
Well, I do think farting should be kept the a minimum...
Smoking, if it must be done, should be historically accurate. Same with swearing.
Though I'm generally against staying in hotels during events.