Well if i actually screwed up my life so bad that the only choice left for me is to join the military or have no job then i have 3 choices:
Could join the Swedish army, although as you can figure out this leads nowhere, you will never be deployed in combat, not neccesarily a bad thing but it's kind of the point of being in an army.
Could join the US Armed forces since i'm a citizen, at which point i would be glad to become a helicopter pilot as that would leave me with the ability to get jobs after my service time, as a leisure helicopter pilot or teacher.
Or last but not least, join the FFL, since i'm fluent in French and lived there for a few years. But honestly doubt i'd make their bootcamp, if i did though that wouldn't be too bad, definetly better than the serving in Sweden...