Famous Regiment Quotes! Post yours here!

[Dwarf]

RM_Lt_Dwarf: jluke is getting on!
Me: I think I just got that tingling feeling...
RM_Lt_Dwarf: Oh I'll give you that tingly feeling.
*long pause*
Royal Marines start laughing.

[Audiate]

 Hmm. Dwarf, you're not being all that creative today, are you?

 I've got one.

33e Linebattle in which it was basically 33e (and Stefiboy's 3-man line that did absolutely nothing) vs. 18e and 19te
Me: jluke, I think you're about to lead us to our death...
jluke: It's FINE, Audiate, it's FINE!
Me: Suit yourself.
>18e and 19te surround us on both sides, both regiments getting a hill advantage
>jluke is totally calm, we get obliterated
Me: Told ya.
>Long pause
Someone in background: MOTHER OF GOD WHY!?

[Dwarf]

Ok Audiate

Audiate: Dwarf we are giving you surgery to take the magnetic piece of metal out of your head. So every cannonball and musket ball wont be attracted to just you, you might feel intense pain.

Me: DO IT NOW

[GEN0C1DE]

Two things actually:
1) We're in a Private LB with the EQFL, we find some mushrooms and act like we're eating them. We keep winning everytime we do that. *burping/farting sound in TS later comes up* Me: Did someone just fart? That's lovely... Dwarf: Those shrooms get to you.
2) Our regiment now has a new thing. Say something before putting "2013". Main one: Audiate 2013.

[Stunned Lime]

While giving an inspirational speech for a promotions ceremony : Like guys don't be pissed off that I yell at you because all of you know that deep down in my heart,I still love all of you. Even if you headbang,make alot of noise or dont follow orders... but if you seriously continue like that you have a great chance of being kicked out

[MackCW]

Me: How did the Red Orchestra event go?
Schwann: Mack let me put it you this way...you are a prisoner in Aushwitz, you have  a pocketknife. You must escape. There are 100 guards with Laser rifles.

[König]

Millander: I've enabled google-ads on my youtube account to start making some money off of it.
*unassociated talk*
Millander: I've linked it to our unit paypal account to help pay for the website and stuff.
Me: Millander's get-rich-quick scheme.
Millander (whispering): Yeah, I'm actually using it to buy food at... Subway.
*laughter*

[Biggun034]

Plain and simple

Daniel: Drink my piss.

[Jacob]

"random string of insults and swear words"

the guys: "did you die again Jacob?"

[Toasty]

"Shut up Toasty" 

[Mack]

18:00 - [4e][P.Z-O] Colonel Mack#: JACOB, CONVERT THE 27th TO FRENCH YOU NOOB
18:01 - [4e][P.Z-O] Colonel Mack#: VIVE L'EMPEREUR!
18:01 - 5Brg_27th_Col_Jacob: no
18:01 - 5Brg_27th_Col_Jacob: suck
18:01 - 5Brg_27th_Col_Jacob: my
18:01 - 5Brg_27th_Col_Jacob: tea
18:01 - 5Brg_27th_Col_Jacob: stained
18:01 - 5Brg_27th_Col_Jacob: testicols

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[GoldenEagle]

Thunda: Any ideas for how our unit could look like

Me: We need fez's

Thunda: They aren't historically accurate

Me: That dosn't matter. Think about how many battles we are going to win..


Note: We didn't get fez's    (And yes, I find my self funny)

[Stunned Lime]

75th_Art_BSM_Holding just runs past a howitzer that almost blew his ass off

75th_Art_Rgl_Nathan: Oh My God! Holding your ass cheeks are made out of steel!

Whole teamspeak has a good laugh

[MackCW]

Bob Barnicle (after he kills four with round shot): Cheers Big ears

He's Australian, and it's hilarious when he says that for some reason.

[Dealen]

81st_Sjt_Nuekboi: Are we charging now?
81st_Col_Dealen: Not yet.
81st_Pte_Oscar: Can we charge now?
81st_Col_Dealen: Fuck off and wait.