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Community / Community Mouse and Keyboard Survey
« on: August 23, 2019, 05:40:08 am »

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Competitive NA Events/Tournaments / Kicking Tournament
« on: August 22, 2019, 04:17:03 am »


Prize Pool

$20

Date and Time

Saturday August 24th 9:30pm EST

Rules

1. The tournament will probably be a 1v1.

2. It will be a first to 5 kicks. Finals will be first to 7 kicks.

3. You can only kick

4. No shooting.

5. No special units.

6. No fistfighting.

7. Melee speed will be on fastest.

8. Referees and organizers will use common sense throughout the tournament, their calls count, so respect their decisions.

9. Have fun and limit the salt!


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Head Organizers

Dan the Chef



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The Mess Hall / Pornstar Tier List
« on: August 17, 2019, 06:19:33 am »


It appears that our tier list disappeared so imma just repost it

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Preface
Much like a phoenix, the Frisbee League refuses to die. As a result, I try to annoy as many people as possible in an attempt to get people to actually play. However, I hope that this league shows that it an alright game to play and is of a similar quality to Tagpro, which as you know, is also a quality game and much better then a game like Mount and Blade.

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Date: Upcoming
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I. League and Team Structure
     A. The league is moderated by the commissioner
          1. In the initial season, the commissioner will be Dan the Chef because he has to sort everything out
          2. If there are additional seasons then team captains are able to vote on the commissioner
          3. The commissioner retains the right to disband teams, change team captains, create teams, etc. if the need arises
          4. The commissioner does not have the right to change rules without the permission of the team captains
     B. Teams must consist of 1 captain and at least X players to be able to play their matches
          1. Teams can have a maximum of X players, including the captain, on their roster at anytime
          2. Captains are the owners of their teams thus are able to name, conduct trades, and vote in all league commissioner elections and rule changes
               a. Captains can give away their teams with the permission of the commissioner and other captains
          3. Players can be acquired through trade with other teams, drafts, or free agency
               a. Players can also be put on waivers or released into free agency
          4. If there are additions seasons, teams will be able to retain exclusive rights to 3 player, including their captains
          5. The league will consist of X teams initially
     C. Each team will play each other twice
          1. The top 2 teams will play in a final of 3 games to determine the winner of the league
II. Draft & Player Management
     A. Teams are awarded 100 Coins at the start of the season for the auction draft
          1. Teams gain Coins equal to their ranking every week, rounded up (ex. 4th place gets 4, 3rd gets 3, etc)
     B. A snake draft initially with seeding randomly assigned
          1. If there are additional seasons, the teams are assigned
     C. Teams captains will draft a player therefore gaining exclusive rights to them
          1. The captains will be able to forgo their exclusive rights and put the player on the auction market with a starting price of zero
               a. If no bids are placed then the drafting captain will gain the player
     D. The draft will have X rounds with each captain having X selections
          1. These selections and spots can be traded
     E. Free Agents are any players not drafted
          1. Free agents are gained when a captain submits a bid
               a. Every other captain will have the opportunity to bid on the player
     F. Player Values are set by committee of captains
III. Matches
     A. Matches contain a single game that is first to 5
          1. Matches are to be played on an agreed upon server; if a server cannot be agreed upon the Server 1 is the default server
          2. Matches are X vs X
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Special Thanks
Caesim for the Scripts!


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I'm thinking of doing either a frisbee league or tournament or maybe another 1-flag ctf tournament or maybe something else so I just want to hear some feedback
k thanks

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The Mess Hall / Best Accredited Coaches in NW History
« on: June 16, 2019, 08:28:36 am »
1. Dan the Chef

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Competitive NA Events/Tournaments / 5v5 CTF Test Tournament 2
« on: April 18, 2019, 11:39:10 pm »


Prize

$50

Date

9pm, Friday, April 26

Rules

1. Tournament will be 5 v 5, Single Elimination, First to 7, Single Life CTF. Shooting allowed.
2. No Foot Guards, sailors, or Marines. Regular Infantry units will be the only ones allowed.
3. Melee speed will be on fastest.
4. Teams shall comprise of no more than 7 members, 5 starters and 2 subsitutions.

Changes from Test 1
1. Scripts added so either capturing the flag or killing all people on the enemy team resets the map.
2. Scripts added so both teams have to be ready before the round begins.
3. Different, larger map so there is (hopefully) less camping.
4. Molotovs to help prevent camping.

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Prize Pool

$20

Date and Time

TBD

Rules

1. You can use any cheats that you want.

2. The tournament will probably be 1v1

3. The finals will be first to 7, and all other rounds will be first to 5.

4. No shooting.

5. No Foot Guards, sailors, or Marines. Regular Infantry units will be the only ones used.

6. No fistfighting.

7. Melee speed will be on fastest.

8. Referees and organizers will use common sense throughout the tournament, their calls count, so respect their decisions.

9. Have fun and limit the salt!


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Name:
Steam Profile (link):

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Code
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Why do you want to be a referee?
Admin Experience:
Did you read all the rules thoroughly?

Bracket



Head Organizers

Dan the Chef


Referees


Special Thanks

All Cheat/Hack makers, we appreciate you
First Cheat Tournament

Media




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Other Games / Halo:MCC
« on: March 13, 2019, 12:30:51 am »

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Competitive NA Events/Tournaments / 5v5 CTF Test Tournament
« on: March 03, 2019, 03:08:38 am »


Prize

$50

Date

9:00PM Saturday, March 16th

Rules

1. Tournament will be 5 v 5, First to 7, Single Life CTF. Shooting allowed.
2. No Foot Guards, sailors, or Marines. Regular Infantry units will be the only ones allowed.
3. Melee speed will be on fastest.
4. Teams shall comprise of no more than 7 members, 5 starters and 2 subsitutions.

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[b]Members[/b]:
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Servers / "Dallas" Groupfighting
« on: March 02, 2019, 07:36:53 am »
"Dallas" Groupfighting
Location depends on the day

Rules

1. No Cheating
2. No Teamkilling/wounding
3. No Delaying
4. No Double Spawning
5. No Fake AFKing
6. No Excessive BM(Personal information, etc.


Staff

Owner


Moderator


Admins





Applications for Admin are Open

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Information

The Steiner Brothers' Memorial Tag Team Tournament is an annual professional wrestling tag team tournament held by the U.S.-based promotion Chef Wrestling Association. The tournament is named in honor of CWA Hall of Famers, the Steiner Brothers. The tournament has been compared to and (at least partially) inspired by the Crockett Cup tournaments of the 1980s that were promoted by Jim Crockett Promotions (which would later become more widely known as World Championship Wrestling).


Prize Pool

$50


Date

Saturday, January 12th, Year of our Lord 2019


Rules(WIP)

Spoiler
This shit is WIP because I have no idea how to do this
  • Classic Tag Format
  • 2 vs 2, fists only, first to 3, with a 1 hour time limit
  • 1 person from each team starts in the ring with the other member starting on the ring apron, this person on the apron is not allowed to do any offensive maneuvers
  • A tag occurs when one member of a tag team slaps the other for a tag, the outgoing member has 5 seconds to leave the ring
  • The referee is the ultimate authority in the match
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Competitive NA Events/Tournaments / Hawkince vs Dan the Chef ft1000
« on: December 01, 2018, 05:12:54 am »
Hawkince vs Dan the Chef ft1000
Prizes:
If Hawkince wins: 100,000 VC(200,000 VC if Hawkince wins by 100, Dan the Chef has to buy 2k19 if Hawkince wins by 200)
If Dan the Chef wins: Popeyes

https://twitch.tv/dan_le_chef


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The Mess Hall / 2018 NW Awards
« on: November 15, 2018, 07:32:47 am »


The 87th Hepta-annual NW Awards
Brought to you by The Chefs of Swaziland

December, 2018


These awards are for anything from December of 2017 through November of 2018-ish

Voting Ballot
Vote with this, it's pretty simple
Voting ends Sunday, November 25 at 23:59:59 EST
Award Ceremony will happen soon* after

Results of Nomination Ballot

CategoriesNominations


    § Best NA Player•Anthony
•Bill The Butcher
•Godfreid
•Krastinov
•Matt
RussianFury
•Vetro


    § Best EU Player•Extazz
•Golden
•Movement
Stark
•Tiberias


    § Best NA Regiment•15e
3eVolt/98e
•63e
•6te
•LG


    § Best EU Regiment•15th YR
•18e
•63e
K-KA


    § Best Groupfighting Team•Atomic
•ChimpZ
Poosy
•Wolfpack
•Tz0


    § Best MemeJohn Price
•NiPhix
•Ryan Gosling
•Suns
•Vetro


    § Best Memer•Dan the Chef
•Hawkince
Nero
•Pedro
•Suns
•Vetro


    § Most Influential•Dan the Chef
Herishey
•Karth
•MarxeiL
•MATT
•RussianFury


    § Best Quote•"boom bitch" (c) ExtaZz94
•"HEE YAW" MATT on BoB
•“Tea-o I’m tired” - Yoshie, during an Atomic match
•"I grab my nuts really hard when I die." -DJ Overjoy
•"Voluble goes down in the centre" - Chadman
•"Runk gives my autsim autism" - john Price
•"Happy birthday Nock" Everyone
Epic jock - Lebrave
•"What'd you say anime boy?!"- Vetro
Spoiler
•01:06:11 - *DEAD* [Cgaard] what the fuck am I doing with my life?  01:06:28 - *DEAD* [42nd_Foot_Cpl_Stranger] fighting robot pixels with the rest of us   01:06:39 - *DEAD* [Kwalski] you don't really have a life tbh
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Spoiler
•"i hope infamous loses so i can buy my vr headset sooner and beat off in vr [...] to big anime tits" - RussianFury
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•"Hard pass from me" - Holmes


    § Best Event•M. League 2nd Season
•NANWL
NWL
•NWWC
•WPC


    § Most Toxic•Bill the Butcher
•MATT
•Obelix
Suns
•Vetro
•Voluble


    § Best Server•BBG Bot Survival
•BoB Groupfighting
Groupfighting Server
•NA Groupfighting
•Tropical Paradise


    § Best Content Creator(Youtuber, Mapper, Mod Dev, etc.)•Chadman
•Dan the Chef
•Fwuffy
Herishey


    § Favorite 1 and 1/2+ Hour Match15th Vs 72nd
•6te vs 93rd




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Competitive NA Events/Tournaments / Super Ghetto Tournament
« on: October 26, 2018, 08:31:29 am »


Information


This is a bit of a different tournament where it's a 1v1 league/tournament. A slight difference is that you don't have to play your matches in Mount and Blade at all. You can play your matches in 3v3 in rocket league if you want. Like there really are no limits to this. Actually I lied, your opponent has to agree to the stipulation. If you cannot agree then I guess you duel or maybe we have a wheel of 1v1 games and you have to play the one selected I guess I dunno. This is a bit of a work in progress.



Prize Pool

$100


Date

TBA


Rules(WIP)

Spoiler
This shit is WIP because I have no idea how to do this
  • You can play your matches in any game and with as many people as you want as long as both players in the match agree to the stipulation.
  • If both players cannot agree to a stipulation a randomly selected 1v1 game or like something like just a duel or something
  • I guess I would have to make custom rules for other games I guess but we can get to that later
  • I gotta think this over
  • Hopefully this doesn't fully fail
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