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Other Games / Hatred--Mass Murdering, "Genocidal Crusade" Sim
« on: October 17, 2014, 04:00:43 am »
So this game is being made by Destructive Creations and is bound to stir up controversy in its sheer brutality and lack of humor. Games like GTA and Postal 2 and 3 at least mask most of their brutality behind jokes or wittiness, this is just pure dark and gorey for the sake of proving a point it seems. Nonetheless, seems cool and I will probably buy.

DC's explanation and reasoning:

"The question you may ask is: why do they do this? These days, when a lot of games are heading to be polite, colorful, politically correct and trying to be some kind of higher art, rather than just an entertainment – we wanted to create something against trends. Something different, something that could give the player a pure, gaming pleasure. Herecomes our game, which takes no prisoners and makes no excuses. We say ‘yes, it is a game about killing people’ and the only reason of the antagonist doing that sick stuff is his deep-rooted hatred. Player has to ask himself what can push any human being to mass-murder. "

The Mess Hall / FSE Fanfiction (Wankbank International)[Write your Own]
« on: October 15, 2014, 01:34:50 pm »
Write your own erotic (or I guess not erotic) fanfiction using FSE forum members as your cast of characters.

-Before posting your actual story, list what FSE members make an appearance
-Ron Jeremy must make at least 5 appearances
-No condoms

Enjoy the wanking thread!

Off Topic / Columbus Day [and other stupid federal/national holidays]
« on: October 08, 2014, 06:56:47 pm »
Who plans to celebrate this great, federally sanctioned holiday?

What holidays do you have an issue with being national holidays?
Particularly those that celebrate death, imperialism, etc.

Photo attached at bottom (on phone). A comic made by the Oatmeal about Columbus

The Mess Hall / Is the word above you HOT or NOT?
« on: September 15, 2014, 08:10:12 pm »
Is the word above you hot or not?


This thread is for any artists (using the term in the most general sense) or aspiring artists on FSE. You can share what you are/what you want to be and any work you have made.

Personally I do not consider myself an official or professional anything so I aspiring in my dreams to write, act, and perform comedy. I already do improv, acting, comedy, and writing as hobbies but not a profession sadly.

You all know me better than i know myself

The Mess Hall / Robin Williams Memorial Thread. RIP in Peace, Funnyman
« on: August 12, 2014, 01:15:42 am »
Robin Williams is dead from an apparent suicide. Let's honor the man and cri together

« on: August 09, 2014, 04:28:20 am »


Historical Discussion / Fantasy Wars (fabulous)
« on: August 08, 2014, 02:04:04 am »
Is it historical? Fuck yeah its historical! Name your favorite wars from fantasy and stuff and the bullshit miraculous military strategies they pull

For me, its Lord of the Rings's Great War


You could say since the day God made Earth that these two were meant to be the bestest of friends 4ever. You'd be right. Fallon is a blonde hair, blue eyed German devil while Howe is a brown hair, greasy Slav. Together you get the perfect couple  :-*. This thread is to catalog the amazing adventures of FSE's cootest couple. 

P.S. Sometimes Shredder joins in.

Will post pics of adventures soon

Off Topic / Pls help me. Little browser tech problem
« on: July 26, 2014, 03:15:04 am »
Since there isn't a thread for general tech problems (if there is fak you), I have a bit of an issue. Its most likely a virus, but I'd like to see if anyone else is having this problem.

The issue is simple. Adblock is not working...sorta. There are ads but they are empty hollow boxes and they only seem to be on this forum specifically. Other random ads do pop up though so I've ruled out anything being specifically wrong with this forum. If anyone knows the issue or the fix, I shall bequeath 5 shillings and a irish prostitute for ye troubles. If no one can give me an answer, I'll assume its a virus and do some HPV injections into my PC.

Thanks my dears. Pics below to give you a visual of what im talking about.


It also does this with random words it finds

"Give us your Weak, your Sick, your Poor. So we can conquer them."

History of Our Love
Both Fallon and Howe (esteemed lovers) have spent time in many regiments, both serving and leading, mostly leading. Fallon is a strong German, Howe is a dirty Slav. Together they create the master race formula for leading. Whether its Napoleonic Wars, North and South, Bello Civili, Blood and Iron, or Iron Europe, these guys have played it and usually together. The friendship is strong so that it will never be broken by regimental drama. The philosophy and agenda of these two is as follows:

As a longtime regimental leader in NW, NaS and for awhile in B&I, we have come across multiple kinds of people and personalities and leading structures. At the end of the day, this is a game and we plan to enjoy it and have fun. PTS will be upheld lightly provided that the system is not abused. If we're not in combat, feel free to talk and joke at a regular level but when in combat, reduce it so people can hear orders. What we, and we can agree what 98% of people, want is to avoid regimental drama. We want to avoid backstabbing, breaking off, big debates, talk power, power hungry assholes, obsessing over promotions and sore losers. So, don't be an asshole. If your obsessed with virtual gratification, winning and strictness, then this is not the place for you. We want a laid back, fun experience that even if we lose, everyone leaves feeling happy. In making post-battle promotional and structural decisions, we act as a democracy. Everyone is allowed to voice their opinions and cast their votes provided that they attend the meeting. If you don't attend the meeting, don't get mad when a decision you don't like is implemented. We am very open to suggestions in battle on how to act as long as they are delivered in a calm manner. That's really it. So don't be an asshole and have fun!

*Note: We understand, like any sensible human being, that you have a life and wil be absent from time to time. We respect that and try to work around it. The same respect and flexibility is expected with our officers who also have lives

Oberst [Obst]- Fallon (ZiggyFallz)

Oberstleutnant [ObstLt]-GodlessGaming (Colonel Howe)

Major [Maj]

Hauptmann [Haupt]

Oberleutnant [ObLt]

Leutnant [Lt]

Fähnrich [Fhn]

Feldwebel [Fld]

Unteroffizier [Unt]

Gefreiter [Gfr]-Delta

Grenadier[Grn]-InspiredTech, Kungfuman, Dusty, Marcus, Timo, Papabear, South, Nej

Regimental Tags: [1teOstPrGr]Rank_Name

We are part of the Anglo-Dutch Brigade. We are told about events 3 days before they happen and you will be warned as well. Nothing set in stone but plenty of warning.

1. How old are you? (You must be 16+ unless said otherwise by Fallon)
2. Do you have Teamspeak/Skype?
3. Will you follow the rules and follow our philosophy?
4. Will you try not to stress out and enjoy the game?
5. What is your experience level?
YouTube Videos
If my computer, FRAPs, and myself are feeling sexy, we'll make videos
Have Questions or Concerns?
Friend GodlessGaming or Mr.Fallon on steam

"Say goodbye to your wives, your sanity, your very lives! War is upon us!"

Off Topic / Israel: Zionist or Holy Defender of Civilisation?
« on: July 22, 2014, 09:32:40 pm »
There's threads about Ukraine and Iraq. Let's talk about Israel. So what you guys think about this death in Gaza and fun stuff?

Also, Anonymous is hacking a bunch of Israeli websites in retaliation.

The Mess Hall / Use Pickup Lines on the person above you
« on: July 17, 2014, 11:43:57 pm »
You heard me, I mean read me. Do it or be scrub

It's basically a clever piece of romantic wordplay that you harass someone with until they sign a form saying they will sex you.

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