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The Mess Hall / Re: Football thread v.2
« on: July 29, 2018, 11:12:28 am »
A brief little Football Manager story that I wanted to share. Its more about the game than the sport, but I still thought it was amusing.

Spoiler
So I was playing Football Manager 2018 today. I usually play in England, but I heard alot of good stuff about the Dutch Eredivise and I decide to try my hand at trying to win the champions league starting as a mid table team. I end up picking Heracles Almelo, because their name and logo is awesome, and I end up doing really well. I finish 3rd after being predicted to finish 10th the first season, and I win the league in the 2nd season (On goal difference with only 63 points in the league though lol) and qualify for the Champions League.

Things are going great, and my board and fans are expecting alot from me from now on. New season starts out great. More than great, actually.



But theres a problem: Because Holland's European Coefficients were on the rise, I qualified directly into the group stage of the Champions League. The money is nice, but it meant I needed to deal with some less than ideal situations.



I went into the whole thing telling the press that they should maybe temper expectations abit, but they weren't having it. They, for some reason, thought that my team, who's highest paid player still made less money then alot of players on Barcelona's B Team, could surely come away with a result.

Well, spoiler, I got absolutely thrashed. But apparently the Dutch Media just could not believe it. Apparently, I don't have enough faith in my team, because a fellow by the name of Jeroen van den Berg was a true fucking believer.



God bless this game.
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Regiments / Re: 98e Regiment d'Infanterie d'Ligne
« on: July 29, 2018, 05:32:50 am »
Risk if you actually hit Diamond in any ranked game mode in SMITE I will actually watch The Devil Wears Prada with you

deal. i was close last split. just have to grind more
risk is now a professional smite player



I've also decided he has to beat Godfreid and Me in Back - to - Back duels for the deal to go through.


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Regiments / Re: 98e Regiment d'Infanterie d'Ligne
« on: July 27, 2018, 10:34:48 pm »
Risk if you actually hit Diamond in any ranked game mode in SMITE I will actually watch The Devil Wears Prada with you

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Regiments / Re: 98e Regiment d'Infanterie d'Ligne
« on: July 20, 2018, 10:17:39 pm »
Clone wars was the worst anime ice ever seen

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Regiments / Re: 98e Regiment d'Infanterie d'Ligne
« on: July 20, 2018, 05:45:19 am »
Wtf

I wanna work 70 hours a week

The overtime pay and benefits would be nuts

I'd retire in 10 years and I'm only 21

You'd last 2 weeks before you started crying.

Depends what the work was.

Currently I am on my feet the entire 40 hours a week, which wouldnt be so bad but the hard floor I walk on is wearing on me.

But if it was like a carpeted floor/I got to sit down the whole time? Fuck yeah I could do that 70 hours.

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Regiments / Re: 98e Regiment d'Infanterie d'Ligne
« on: July 17, 2018, 07:47:03 am »
Wtf

I wanna work 70 hours a week

The overtime pay and benefits would be nuts

I'd retire in 10 years and I'm only 21

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Regiments / Re: 98e Regiment d'Infanterie d'Ligne
« on: July 14, 2018, 03:43:57 am »

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Off Topic / Re: The General Political Thread - Brexit poll (#FSEXIT)
« on: July 13, 2018, 04:01:14 am »

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Regiments / Re: 98e Regiment d'Infanterie d'Ligne
« on: July 11, 2018, 11:57:23 am »
Ur memes are shit

I guess it's up to me to provide quality memes


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Regiments / Re: 98e Regiment d'Infanterie d'Ligne
« on: July 10, 2018, 07:06:43 am »

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Regiments / Re: 98e Regiment d'Infanterie d'Ligne
« on: July 09, 2018, 11:50:42 pm »
Im pissed

I send IB a FRESH meme. Has 160 views, from an unknown channel, was literally posted earlier that day.

Yet he has the nerves to hit me back with "3.9/5: Semi-Fresh meme"

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Regiments / Re: 98e Regiment d'Infanterie d'Ligne
« on: July 08, 2018, 06:15:12 am »
I personally refuse to believe Risk exists

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Regiments / Re: 98e Regiment d'Infanterie d'Ligne
« on: July 05, 2018, 04:44:39 pm »
Next person to post a Gondola meme gets beheaded

Also, I got Jackbox so that skribbl.io tournament is now a Jackbox tournament js

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Regiments / Re: 98e Regiment d'Infanterie d'Ligne
« on: July 05, 2018, 03:28:37 am »
Somebody get the Jackbox Party Pack 3 on this Steam sale

Its like a far better version of Skribbl.io, and only one person needs it for like 8 people to play it at once

Id get it but im broke

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Regiments / Re: 98e Regiment d'Infanterie d'Ligne
« on: July 05, 2018, 12:39:21 am »
I mean what Risk doesn't know is watching anime makes you 2x better at SMITE

It really is painful watching the guy unknowingly hold himself back.

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