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The Mess Hall / Re: An Apology To God, Country, and Community
« on: February 11, 2020, 06:52:13 am »



I urge you to pray for God to reveal himself to you (If he hasn't already); I will also pray for you.

I'm quite puzzled by this piece, so I'll refrain from making a fool of myself by butchering the theological point of view you ascribe here. Instead I'll just say..... thanks I guess? This reads like something I would have received from a pamphlet after Holy Communion. In fact, I can't even be sure if you are being dead serious here.


As I am not a theologian, I will refrain from speaking about the particulars of Maple's argument. Based on my limited understanding of Catholicism, however, I assume that he is proselytizing to you from a place of concern and not one of condescension. If Catholics really believe that you must accept Jesus in order to enter the kingdom of Heaven, then all atheists are doomed to Hell with very few exceptions. So from Maple's point of view I can see how he could think that he is attempting to save your soul from a very preventable damnation, even though I disagree with his approach. The real question, then, is not "why is Maple saying these things?", it is "why are more professed Christians not?". Hope that helps.

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wtf hawkince i care about it

“just claim squatter’s rights” Hawkince is at it again :|

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Glenn, since the 10o aren't in the tournament anymore, can the 40th and the Nr.49 fight this week if Bluenose doesn't show up? It would probably save some time on all sides. Thanks.

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The Mess Hall / Re: An Apology To God, Country, and Community
« on: February 09, 2020, 08:02:46 pm »
The way I can see it, one can view the universe through two different lenses.

Dreamer: The cosmos is a vast expanse ripe for exploration and scientific advancement. If we ever hope to achieve a better understanding of the universe and the beings that inhabit it, we must scatter across the stars in hopes of unlocking secrets beyond our wildest imagination. We can accomplish this by putting our petty differences aside and pulling our efforts towards seeking out what no one has ever laid eyes upon.

or

Doomer: The unimaginably terrifying void that is space is wrought with chaos and decay. It actively tries to kill (hah anthropomorphism of the stars!) anything that makes an attempt to thrive. The sheer scope of distance in-between objects in space is unfathomable for humans, and physics itself may not even allow us to traverse it within a relatively short time. Mankind is forsaken to live out its days on this pale blue dot, either butchering each other mercilessly or living in contempt.

Unless we somehow invent FTL tech, or find a way to terraform mars, OR get radically shifted by a type 3 civilization, I don't know how we will ever get off this rock in a significant way. There is just too much shit that is holding us back. Hell, even if we all came together and decided to get the fuck off the rock, the odds that we would make an astronomical breakthrough probably aren't all that great. As it stands, we can't rely on fossil fuels forever. The environment is getting raped and cheaper alternatives are making themselves known, and yet they are nowhere near as efficient. Every generation has said it, but I honestly think the next 100 years is make-or-break for humans. We either become adopt a more sustainable method of living, or we continue on the current trajectory, sending us into frightening uncertainty.


But that's...not really true. Firstly, the distance in between two points in observable space is within the grasp of humans, we call that light-years. Since the speed of information is a constant, c (given as the speed of light measured in centimeters per second in Einstein's mass–energy equivalence equation), that's actually quite convenient for scientists to use to determine distances and how they relate to travel time. Secondly, 10-20% light speed is fine for the purposes of colonizing the solar system in a meaningful way. 10% is roughly an upper estimated limit of fission powered ships, 20% for fusion powered ones. So no, not stuck on the "pale blue dot", even if the old joke that "fusion is the technology of 20-30 years from now, and always will be" ends up holding water. Thirdly, again, faster than light travel is not necessary to make a meaningful attempt at colonizing the solar system in a way that culminates in K2 status and results in a post-scarcity civilization. This isn't even Clarketech,  you can look up the theoretical principles easily enough on your own. Fourth, the "odds" of us making "an astronomical breakthrough" are considerably higher than most people realize. I'll refer to John F. Kennedy's address at Rice Stadium:



No man can fully grasp how far and how fast we have come, but condense, if you will, the 50,000 years of man's recorded history in a time span of but a half-century. Stated in these terms, we know very little about the first 40 years, except at the end of them advanced man had learned to use the skins of animals to cover them. Then about 10 years ago, under this standard, man emerged from his caves to construct other kinds of shelter. Only five years ago man learned to write and use a cart with wheels. Christianity began less than two years ago. The printing press came this year, and then less than two months ago, during this whole 50-year span of human history, the steam engine provided a new source of power.

Newton explored the meaning of gravity. Last month electric lights and telephones and automobiles and airplanes became available. Only last week did we develop penicillin and television and nuclear power, and now if America's new spacecraft succeeds in reaching Venus, we will have literally reached the stars before midnight tonight.

This is a breathtaking pace, and such a pace cannot help but create new ills as it dispels old, new ignorance, new problems, new dangers. Surely the opening vistas of space promise high costs and hardships, as well as high reward.

So it is not surprising that some would have us stay where we are a little longer to rest, to wait. But this city of Houston, this State of Texas, this country of the United States was not built by those who waited and rested and wished to look behind them. This country was conquered by those who moved forward--and so will space.



Less than a decade after these "overly optimistic" words were spoken, and plenty of critics claimed fallacious statements such as "rockets don't work well in space, we'll never get our men back alive", we put a man on the moon. So it is the height of presumption to assume that because things seem politically charged or tense now, in a century without the existential threat of fascism or nuclear holocaust brought on by the Cold War, that for those reasons alone we will never get off this rock. Call me a dreamer if you want, I don't care and I'm in good company:


We choose to go to the moon. We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one that we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one which we intend to win, and the others, too.



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The Mess Hall / Re: An Apology To God, Country, and Community
« on: February 09, 2020, 09:32:45 am »
I will take a slightly different approach. If our current understanding of the Rare Earth hypothesis proves correct, and it is indeed highly improbable for intelligent life to form in what is ultimately a universe thought to be finite in time (albeit perhaps infinite in space) does that not make life evermore precious, evermore meaningful? Especially so given that intelligent life, the gift of reasoning could perhaps be nearly extinct so early in the age of the universe? If the heat death theory is correct, we are already past the height of the star-forming era. One day the last star will be born, the last star will live and die, and then an era of black holes will emerge that will leave the universe dull and dark until they too begin to decay and die. So, given this possible eventuality, is it not even more important to cherish and protect life or to value intelligence, achievement, and meaning in it? I will leave that up to you, but I believe the answer is clear. Dismissing meaning or spirituality simply because the universe may end up being nothing more than the random assortment of particles under various levels of mechanical influence is foolhardy. Rather we should endeavor to understand and make use of as much of the universe as we can while we have our run as a species. Personally I think Kardashev 2 status is only a millennium or two away, however I can understand if I come off as overly optimistic in that regard. Hope that helps a bit.

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subpoena his tax records

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The Mess Hall / Re: North American Player Rankings 2020
« on: February 07, 2020, 08:13:44 pm »
Move Piktonss down he lost to Kristine smh.

Vetro acting like he's not the one who made this list smh  :-X
I don’t make lists you 63e T-Shirt maker.


Fartknocker was the one who made those shirts? Damn dude, those shirts were amazing keep up the good work! Pls less Karth in ur next project tho thnx

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The Mess Hall / Re: North American Player Rankings 2020
« on: February 07, 2020, 06:23:42 pm »
Mate I’m like a 65 idc, bottom of tier 3 is still the appropriate place for him

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The Mess Hall / Re: North American Player Rankings 2020
« on: February 07, 2020, 03:37:01 pm »
Anyone wanna claim this mighty list
i would assume its nick or one of his cronies since they are the only ones who think nick is good
Wow bro so tox! Imagine thinking Nick isn't the #1 Tier 2 player in NA

Calm down bro nick is the best player ever to get 9-1’d by a potato farmer and a Québécois he’s like, really improving bro supposedly he doesn’t ragequit scrims anymore and I even heard a rumor his ping was going down soon that counts for something right bro!


Spoiler
bottom of tier 3
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The Mess Hall / Re: North American Player Rankings 2020
« on: February 06, 2020, 08:34:53 pm »

“There is absolutely nothing that can
prepare you for a duel with a space wizard
wielding a plasma sword”




GODFREIDOFNW YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED



300 years old and it still takes an entire party of Sith to take him down. HK-47 is superior, QED.

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The Mess Hall / Re: North American Player Rankings 2020
« on: February 06, 2020, 07:10:57 pm »

“There is absolutely nothing that can
prepare you for a duel with a space wizard
wielding a plasma sword”




GODFREIDOFNW YOU HAVE BEEN EXPOSED

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The Mess Hall / Re: North American Player Rankings 2020
« on: February 06, 2020, 04:15:35 am »
How do you ethically kill something that does not wish to die?

תן לנו היום את הלחם היומי שלנו וסלח לנו על הסיגופים שלנו כשאנחנו סולחים לאלו שמסגירים נגדנו ומובילים אותנו לא לפיתוי אלא מצילים אותנו מאמן הרע ~ ישו הנוצרי מנצרת בן האל ומושיע האנושות

LIVE ON WHITE BOY NEWS AT 8 (PST FOR YOUR EASTERN BOYS) aight first off this list is a whole bunch of fucking shit i can't believe i didn't even make it i mean seriously i contributed heavily to the melee scene all throughout my illustrious career of which i have achieved many accolades (my most prized being the die of a certain canadian but he totally fucking deserved it so it makes me really happy) you can't go and and say i don't deserve even a honorable mention like wtf. most of the people on this list are grade F fucking T R A S H and putting them on this list is fucking disgusting you should feel horrible about what you have created ok first rant over

second rant what kind of blind ass pug breeder do you to be in order to make a list saying maple is canadian like everyone in the community knows he isn't so to say he is is just plain bullshit aight ok that part is done now second fireboy does not belong on this list as he works as a security officer ( a line of work infamous for being discriminatory and outright racist towards members of the black community which i will absolutely under no circumstance tolerate thank you very much) and for his support of a certain national football league team that has been found to be cheating on multiple occasions (🍬  🎀  𝒾𝓉 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝒾𝓈𝓃'𝓉 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒻𝒶𝒾𝓇  🎀  🍬) so please take him if you wish to ever be taken seriously by any person ever again (black lives matter y'all ✊🏿). ok second rant over next

w̵͇͇͙̥̏̈͗̍h̷͉͉̼͋y̷̱͍̍͐͜ ̶̼̅t̴͔͇͍͊̒̆͘ȟ̵̬̳̼͋͘ę̶̭̹͙̃͝ ̷̙͚͝f̷̡̙̯̉̅̃͋u̸͎͛̓̃̔c̴̻̈́̔͗k̴̪͔͎͗̄͛ ̷̞͙̄̓̂͌d̶̢͉̭͗̌ỏ̸̧͖͍̱ ̷̦͐͜y̷̰̅͋̓͝o̶͚͖̿ų̷̻͈͇͒ ̴͉̭͓̪̉̌e̵͙̥͐̈͆̎ͅx̶̞̐̈́ǐ̴̻̦̟̩̌͝s̴̨̪̼̤̎̇̿̓ţ̷̢̽̐̽͆ ̴̖͍̐j̴̳̘̜̅̂͑̐a̸̟͚̍͋̚m̷̨̦͖͘i̷̖̐̏̇e̴̗̭̥͊̎ ̶̢̜̞̚y̴̛̟ͅo̵̩͓̻̊͋̏ͅu̶̼̝̜͙̍ ̸͔̼̼̳̿̉̈́͠b̸̢͚̤͝ē̷̼̬̩̿ẗ̷͙́r̷̻̺̤͛̾̏̈a̷̟̕͝y̸͙̠͋e̴̗̣̒d̷͙̘̒ ̵̼̤͌͗ē̷̹̑̀v̴͔̖̥̬͆ȩ̸̞̫̊̈ṙ̴͚y̸̧̤̏̅t̵͚̖̹͙͑̈̿ḣ̴̦̙̞̅͆ì̵̲̩̗n̵̘̐g̵̤̮̈́̇̽͜ ̴̃͜a̶̺͆͆̎̃ņ̷̲̔d̷̜̠̿̂ ̶̼̠͐̈́l̵̡̲̈́̈́͗͝e̶̡̯̰͐͒ͅf̵̮̀̌̌̄t̶̟̘̭̋̅̏̕͜ ̶̭̒̂̓͠m̸͕͖̪̠̀ȩ̴̥̞͕̓ ̴͙́͝ͅf̶̨̛̬̌̽̕ơ̷͍̯̅́ṟ̵̛̛́̄ ̷̡̦̗̆͐̒s̵͔̦̓o̵̺̥̬͂̌m̴͔̰͑̏e̸̛̥͚̤͠͝ ̸̧̖̙̿͠b̵̛̻̞̝l̸͕͝ơ̸̧͚͖̇n̵̗̮̈́̀̒ḍ̴̢͓̓͒͜͝é̵̮͈ ̴̗̺̱̲͋͠w̴͇͉͆͑h̶̭̀̀̈͝o̴̱̝͔̎͊r̸͕̹͉̩͑̎̎̄ę̴̞̫̖̑ ̵͖͎͇̍̎͘ÿ̸̖͑ò̴̡̺̪̺̽́u̷̬͙̩̔̾͘̚ ̵̖̏̈́̃ĺ̴̫̟ị̵́̔͂v̷̭͔͍͇̽̾̑͠è̵̢͕̥͌ͅś̸̮̣̼̠̔̚ ̶̼̉́i̴͍̻͙̾̏̀̉n̷̨̤͓͋ ̷͈͂ͅf̸̢̓ù̶̮̗̼̈c̴̤͌k̴̥̮̀̌͌̈i̷̛͍͍̫͆̒̋n̸̤͙̑̈́g̷̫͈͐͒͂ ̵̦̗̈͐̎͠c̸̜̲͂͘ǔ̷͍̬̗͖̃̌̅ḅ̴͈̓͝a̷͎̱͖̫̾ ̶̧͎͎̃ị̶̈́̚ ̷͓͓̠̊̌́̎c̵̨̢͔̪͋̓̀̚a̸̢̨̮͝ͅñ̴̛̤͚̂'̴͓̾̔͠t̵̙̱̱̉̚ ̵̹̈͊̀̒ḃ̶̛̟͙̆͋ĕ̷͕̘̳̈̉̕ĺ̵̘̺̄͝i̷̬̭̳͖͐̂̿e̵̪͚̬̽͗v̵̧̜̖̄̉̉ë̵͙̰̈́̀̍ ̵̘͚́̂̔̏ȉ̷̮̖̜̉̏̀t̴̢͈̋̆̆ ̴̻̠̪̙̑̂ḡ̵̘̙̒o̸̲̦̭̊ ̴͔̘̪̣̂̓͝f̵͎̓u̸̲̮͊̌͝c̸̫̈́̒̊͛k̴͚̠̘̚ ̵̯̫̖̃͆̔͝y̶̧̛̩͇̜o̵̹͗̂ṳ̶̹̲̍͌̔͜r̶͇̖̤͆̓ş̶͙̱̮̓e̸̪͈̬̝͛̋̓̌l̴͕̽̓̚f̵͖̉̈͗ ̷͈̼̈́̓̓͂p̴̬͉̾̇̃ã̷͍̺̿͗͠l̸̩̜͒̾͛ ̶̢͇̞͗̑i̶̢̢͉̓͂̑m̴̰̅̐͛͘ ̷̨̛͙̫̑̚͘t̸͖͈̔a̷͔̼͇̤̓̒̓͑k̴̲̻̊̈́͛̋i̴̧̺̝̟͑̽͛ń̷̘͕̇g̶̖̊̅ ̸̫͑͐̉ͅt̴̛̬̠͠h̴̼̮͚̩̐͘e̸̖̯̼̔́̈́͋ͅ ̵͚̜̠̒k̸͚̈́́̂̾i̴̱͇̟̇̒d̷̡̟͔̗͋ṣ̴̞̰͛ͅ ̶̤̭̩̃̈̎̓͜a̷͇͖̖̓ṉ̷̭̿d̷̟̥̟̬̑͒̈͛ ̷̨͛̂t̸͍̠́h̵̬̟̩̏͌̿͆e̴̺͒́̊ý̶̲̘̠̻̀̓͠ ̷̣̟͘ẃ̷̪̭̥̝̌ȋ̴͎͑̈́̆l̶͓̬͉̍̓͛͜l̷͚̬̭̉ ̸͇͖̮̿͌̍ǹ̶̢̝͓̗̕e̷͓̟̞̱͑͘͝v̵̧̨̠̀͂͆è̸̫̙̈́͂r̵̼̙̠̐̑͂ ̴̭̐̌̒̎s̵̨̠̯̙̽ȩ̷͎̄̿e̸̠̓ ̵͚͇̯͔̀y̷̡̠̪̗̏́̏o̷̠͙͐͋̄͆u̴̟̯͉͇̍ ̴͙͈̎ȧ̸̛̞̫̦̘g̴̡̘͊̂͆́ạ̸̎i̵̫̟̣̎n̶̥̱̓

ok third rant is how the fuck does vetro break even top 10 like i am undefeated against him in 3 ft7s i have never lost against him maybe he belongs in top 20 but certainly not top 10 please fix that shit you cannot have olive garden dishwashers and breadstick servers being the cream of the crop of this dying game it will scare away potential investors and we will enter another great recessions house prices will go up and we will starve( please don't let this happen i don't want to be homeless i want my degree to mean something please) ok third rant over but seriously next time please include more diversity there are not enough non-binary/trans/pan/asexual/other LGBTIQCAPGNGFNBA members so next update please remember to be more inclusive next time thanks daddy
(🙌🏻 👑 YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS QUEEN 👑 🙌🏻)

★🌠  🎀  𝒾 𝒶𝒷𝓈💙𝓁𝓊𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓎 𝓁🍩𝓋𝑒 𝑔𝑒𝓉𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓅🍬𝓊𝓃𝒹𝑒𝒹 𝒷𝓎 𝒷𝓁𝒶𝒸𝓀 𝓃𝒾𝑔𝑒𝓇𝒾𝒶𝓃 𝓂𝑒𝓃 𝒾𝓉 𝓂𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓈 𝓂𝑒 𝓈🏵 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒹 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝒷❁𝓊𝓉 𝒾𝓉 𝓅𝓁𝑒𝒶𝓈𝑒 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 𝓂𝑒 𝐹𝒰𝒞𝒦 𝑀𝐸 𝒢💙💞𝒟 𝒢🍩𝒟𝒟𝒜𝑀𝑀𝐼𝒯 𝐹𝒰𝒞𝒦 🍬𝓀 𝓈🍬𝓇𝓇𝓎 𝓈❤𝓂𝑒𝓉𝒾𝓂𝑒𝓈 𝒾 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝒸𝒶𝓇𝓇𝒾𝑒𝒹 𝒶𝓌𝒶𝓎 𝒽𝒶𝒽𝒶  🎀  🌠★



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Does anybody know a good audio translator? I fear we won't be getting much intelligible commentary from this one.

There is a rare lost form of technology that came before google translate. The legends say certain people in olden times knew MORE THAN ONE LANGUAGE, and chose to use their incredible skills to TRANSLATE FROM ONE LANGUAGE TO ANOTHER. There was even a name for them: Interpreter. Even more incredible, some say such people still exist today, hidden far away from prying eyes....

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A vote for Drake is a vote for funny sounding accents everywhere

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“Who demands I interview next?“

None of the above. Get AsianP, Godfreid, and Grimsight all together for one, and follow it up by getting Russianfury, Wastee, and Yoshie to do one together.

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