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Title: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on March 24, 2016, 09:28:34 pm
(https://i.imgur.com/3poJ9gK.png) (http://pw-phoenix.com/forum/index.php?/topic/628-chefs-of-swaziland/)

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We are a friendly, professional and skilled regiment full of enthusiastic individuals! We at Chefs of Swaziland inc. would like to offer you an one time deal! Joining us in our linebattle goodness, you have to pay 7 small payments of 57 shekels each! Make sure that you log on for all events, not even ours, 45 minutes early because fuck you. Hopefully you do not join and have a wonderful life without us needing to know you!
xoxo -Dan

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The Chefs of Swaziland was originally created by Dan the Chef and Jak Sherman as a French-speaking regiment under that name of Chef's Own Artillery. The Chefs of Swaziland have defeated multiple foes in different games. Most notably the Chefs of Swaziland are undefeated in Rocket League which, as you know, is much more important than Mount and Blade: Warband.

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Step 1. Don't get banned
Step 2. Cook
Step 3. Troll
Step 4. Troll Some More
Step 5. Don't Get banned for trolling
Step 6. Cook some more
Step 7. Profit

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Spoiler
Gi
Dan the Chef
5hine
Fireboy
Roderick
Bawo
Yojimbo
Furrnox
Lake
Octavious
George Crecy
NickCole
Rothgar
Maple
Connor
Sipano
Godfried
Voodoo
Theodin
Nappy Surena
Window
Asian Sensation
And whoever else shows up that day
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Chefs of Swaziland vs 71st
Chefs of Swaziland vs Andee and Friends
Chefs of Swaziland vs Other people
Chefs of Swaziland vs 3eVolt

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Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on March 24, 2016, 09:28:43 pm
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league 1 rocket league team
Well....
Lol, Best Reg ever 10/10
Goodluck! xD
Best thread.
this reg sux and i hate it and woud nevr come again fuck u dan!!!

put that in ur stupd review section u idiot head
Best fucking thread ever. ;D

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7/1  4e
7/14 2eChefsGarde
7/27 NR19
7/28 3eme
7/30 71st
8/3 45e
8/6 71st
8/23 FUKMYASS
11/5 30th
5/29 3eVolt
6/7 45e
15-1
20-0
20-5
20-1
20-0
17-20
10-0
5-15
10-6
15-11
15-0
Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions(Godfreid, Liquid, Dan the Chef)

Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Glenn on March 24, 2016, 09:30:05 pm
best of luck lad
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Superbad on March 24, 2016, 09:34:31 pm
nice reg 10/10
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on March 24, 2016, 09:35:58 pm
best of luck lad

Thanks man

nice reg 10/10

nah it's like at least 12/12
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Glenn on March 24, 2016, 09:36:27 pm
didn't chefs of swaziland beat the 3eVolt in rocket league
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on March 24, 2016, 09:37:08 pm
didn't chefs of swaziland beat the 3eVolt in rocket league
oh u is rite
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Ckne~ on March 24, 2016, 09:38:05 pm
fun group
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Blaze on March 24, 2016, 09:39:12 pm
Well....
Lol, Best Reg ever 10/10
Goodluck! xD
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: AeroNinja on March 24, 2016, 09:41:27 pm
Ayy best of luck Chefs. Pls cook me some Rice with chicken and I'll give u 100 shekels instead of 57.
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Svenypoo on March 24, 2016, 09:45:34 pm
You beat the 3evolt?!?!?! You guys have a bright future ahead of yourselves. Goodluck!
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Glenn on March 24, 2016, 09:47:07 pm
You beat the 3evolt?!?!?! You guys have a bright future ahead of yourselves. Goodluck!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1lrAv7nhxo
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Zen on March 24, 2016, 09:49:30 pm
Good Luck bro.
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Superbad on March 24, 2016, 09:51:41 pm
didn't chefs of swaziland beat the 3eVolt in rocket league

If you buy me Rocket League, I guarantee you I would score on you quicker than I did your mom last night. That's also with the like 5 fps I'd get.
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on March 24, 2016, 10:07:33 pm
fun group
Well....
Lol, Best Reg ever 10/10
Goodluck! xD
Ayy best of luck Chefs. Pls cook me some Rice with chicken and I'll give u 100 shekels instead of 57.
You beat the 3evolt?!?!?! You guys have a bright future ahead of yourselves. Goodluck!
Good Luck bro.
didn't chefs of swaziland beat the 3eVolt in rocket league
If you buy me Rocket League, I guarantee you I would score on you quicker than I did your mom last night. That's also with the like 5 fps I'd get.
Like thanks and everything but we the best so we don't need any of that luck!
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Shine on March 24, 2016, 10:10:35 pm
why even live
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Glenn on March 24, 2016, 10:12:51 pm
league 1 rocket league team
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on March 24, 2016, 10:22:43 pm
why even live
like how about you become dickless?
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Malkolm R. Lind on March 24, 2016, 10:22:59 pm
Best thread.
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on March 24, 2016, 11:08:42 pm
Best thread.
Yea I know
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Min on March 24, 2016, 11:15:39 pm
nice new reg gl
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on March 24, 2016, 11:44:56 pm
nice new reg gl
I'm not a professional quote maker but I try.

"The Chefs of Swaziland are the best of all time so we require no luck. Luck is used by the less skilled to make them feel better about them being bad. When we are bested, it is only because we have chosen to give our lesser skilled opponents a momentary feeling of euphoria. We obtain euphoria from the knowledge that they cannot possibly understand that our intellect is incomprehensible to them." - Dan the Chef
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dukers38 on March 24, 2016, 11:54:04 pm
Chefs of Swaziland....More like Chefs of Cuckoldland
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on March 24, 2016, 11:58:05 pm
Chefs of Swaziland....More like Chefs of Cuckoldland
We do have those kinds of fetishes so I think that we are very similar. I wish that we would have more interactions so that we could have a blending of ideas and a new Columbia Exchange, STDs for food and vice versa.
.
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Windflower on March 25, 2016, 05:10:35 am
wow nice shitty header that fancypants didnt make
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on March 25, 2016, 05:19:56 am
wow nice shitty header that fancypants didnt make

like if you did it then you could judge it but just because he weights 350 lbs doesn't mean he isn't healthy
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Windflower on March 25, 2016, 05:23:42 am
wow nice shitty header that fancypants didnt make

like if you did it then you could judge it but just because he weights 350 lbs doesn't mean he isn't healthy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhtaXzu2kto
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dom13WorstNW on March 25, 2016, 08:29:52 pm
shitpost
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Rutger Müller on March 25, 2016, 09:55:23 pm
wow nice shitty header that fancypants didnt make
Minimal effort, maximum satisfaction
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dokletian on March 27, 2016, 12:19:50 pm
Best of Luck! ;)
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: BabyJesus on March 27, 2016, 06:27:44 pm
So like is everyone in here a chef from Swaziland?
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Glenn on March 27, 2016, 06:34:05 pm
So like is everyone in here a chef from Swaziland?

yes
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on April 02, 2016, 02:53:24 am
Successful event tonight. We had Kofod lead us tonight. His brilliant handsigns gave us all the knowledge that we need to win!
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on April 02, 2016, 03:11:09 am
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Glenn on April 08, 2016, 06:26:31 am
sick team scrim on Rocket League yesterday
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on April 08, 2016, 02:02:33 pm
Top 1 grandmasters
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: sharpe455 on April 10, 2016, 05:53:27 am
the monster that i have created. The innocent are no longer safe
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Svenypoo on April 10, 2016, 10:44:40 am
Hello, Please ignore the fact that my name is Svenypoo. It's just a glitch. Anyways, I am the owner of Cloud 9 and I was interested in starting a Rocket League team for C9. I will be holding a training camp on  4/20/20 and I wish for only the best of the best to be there.
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: ExoticFail on April 10, 2016, 02:56:04 pm
W0w0w0w some dank mlg shit here, op af
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on April 10, 2016, 05:59:28 pm
Hello, Please ignore the fact that my name is Svenypoo. It's just a glitch. Anyways, I am the owner of Cloud 9 and I was interested in starting a Rocket League team for C9. I will be holding a training camp on  4/20/20 and I wish for only the best of the best to be there.

Okok
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on May 29, 2016, 05:04:40 am
I'm a fucking monsta
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: -Nick on May 29, 2016, 05:42:21 am
Dan can i be a Chef since im in a Chef Reg?
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on May 29, 2016, 06:21:23 am
Dan can i be a Chef since im in a Chef Reg?
Are you a fucking monsta?
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: -Nick on May 29, 2016, 06:52:11 am
Dan can i be a Chef since im in a Chef Reg?
Are you a fucking monsta?
Yes Senpai
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on May 29, 2016, 07:11:37 am
Dan can i be a Chef since im in a Chef Reg?
Are you a fucking monsta?
Yes Senpai
You sure about that? Because only Monstas are in the Chefs.
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: -Nick on May 30, 2016, 08:34:21 pm
Dan can i be a Chef since im in a Chef Reg?
Are you a fucking monsta?
Yes Senpai
You sure about that? Because only Monstas are in the Chefs.
Im a pretty ugly monsta in de bed
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on May 30, 2016, 08:45:53 pm
Dan can i be a Chef since im in a Chef Reg?
Are you a fucking monsta?
Yes Senpai
You sure about that? Because only Monstas are in the Chefs.
Im a pretty ugly monsta in de bed
I feel you fam
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Glenn on June 07, 2016, 07:35:50 pm
we should probably look for a Rocket League scrimm
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on June 07, 2016, 09:15:05 pm
we should probably look for a Rocket League scrimm
Fam I wanna keep thinking I'm good
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Furrnox on June 24, 2016, 04:09:02 am
cock in Dan.
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on June 24, 2016, 04:10:03 am
cock in Dan.
I am a fan of the penises on the large side fam
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: -Nick on June 24, 2016, 09:46:04 am
Best Group NW has ever seen
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on June 25, 2016, 01:46:26 am
Best Group NW has ever seen
We're better than the fake chefs
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: LiquidSkorpion on June 25, 2016, 04:42:16 am
Best Group NW has ever seen
2eChefGarde has some competition as best chefs tbh.
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on June 25, 2016, 05:01:08 am
Best Group NW has ever seen
2eChefGarde has some competition as best chefs tbh.
Like what's up with all the chefs now? Like they are just popping up everywhere.
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: LiquidSkorpion on June 25, 2016, 05:34:37 am
Best Group NW has ever seen
2eChefGarde has some competition as best chefs tbh.
Like what's up with all the chefs now? Like they are just popping up everywhere.
Chefs make good regiments. ;)
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on June 25, 2016, 05:47:09 am
Best Group NW has ever seen
2eChefGarde has some competition as best chefs tbh.
Like what's up with all the chefs now? Like they are just popping up everywhere.
Chefs make good regiments. ;)
I dunno about that
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: -Nick on June 25, 2016, 05:49:11 am
Best Group NW has ever seen
We're better than the fake chefs
WOah Burh we been the Chefs for 2 or 3 months fam we de realzzzzz chefzzzz
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: LiquidSkorpion on June 25, 2016, 05:54:47 am
Best Group NW has ever seen
We're better than the fake chefs
WOah Burh we been the Chefs for 2 or 3 months fam we de realzzzzz chefzzzz
There are some new chefs in town.......
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on June 25, 2016, 06:31:33 am
Best Group NW has ever seen
We're better than the fake chefs
WOah Burh we been the Chefs for 2 or 3 months fam we de realzzzzz chefzzzz
I dunno fam. I've been a chef for 3/4 years, I had the Chefs own Artillery like a year or 2 ago, and now the Cuefs of Swaziland.
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: LiquidSkorpion on June 25, 2016, 08:21:06 am
Best Group NW has ever seen
We're better than the fake chefs
WOah Burh we been the Chefs for 2 or 3 months fam we de realzzzzz chefzzzz
I dunno fam. I've been a chef for 3/4 years, I had the Chefs own Artillery like a year or 2 ago, and now the Cuefs of Swaziland.
Chef standoff?
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: -Nick on June 25, 2016, 11:56:21 am
Best Group NW has ever seen
We're better than the fake chefs
WOah Burh we been the Chefs for 2 or 3 months fam we de realzzzzz chefzzzz
I dunno fam. I've been a chef for 3/4 years, I had the Chefs own Artillery like a year or 2 ago, and now the Cuefs of Swaziland.
Chef standoff?
nah he wins his memes are danker
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on June 25, 2016, 11:24:19 pm
Best Group NW has ever seen
We're better than the fake chefs
WOah Burh we been the Chefs for 2 or 3 months fam we de realzzzzz chefzzzz
I dunno fam. I've been a chef for 3/4 years, I had the Chefs own Artillery like a year or 2 ago, and now the Cuefs of Swaziland.
Chef standoff?
nah he wins his memes are danker
Fam dank memes are the only thing I have left
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Stroke0fd34th on July 02, 2016, 03:43:06 am
Best NA ez
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Glenn on July 02, 2016, 03:52:25 am
best chefs worldwide
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 02, 2016, 04:05:54 am
15-1 boys
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: -Nick on July 02, 2016, 06:59:38 pm
Hello Chefs  :-*
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 02, 2016, 07:08:35 pm
Hello Chefs  :-*

1v1 me bro
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Herishey on July 14, 2016, 07:03:01 pm
Video from our gf with 4e the otherday;

Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vYSMAYsFP0/spoiler]
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Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 14, 2016, 09:23:00 pm
We the best
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: -Nick on July 14, 2016, 09:58:47 pm
Video from our gf with 4e the otherday;

Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vYSMAYsFP0/spoiler]
[close]
Chefs bestNA
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Herishey on July 14, 2016, 10:42:45 pm
Confirmed.
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 14, 2016, 11:07:08 pm
Video from our gf with 4e the otherday;

Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vYSMAYsFP0/spoiler]
[close]
Chefs bestNA
Fam I think we already knew that
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Stroke0fd34th on July 14, 2016, 11:55:18 pm
Video from our gf with 4e the otherday;

Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vYSMAYsFP0/spoiler]
[close]
Chefs bestNA
Fam I think we already knew that

+1
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Gi on July 15, 2016, 12:38:28 am
Tfw the moment they call you shit isn't edited out
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Stroke0fd34th on July 15, 2016, 12:43:03 am
Tfw the moment they call you shit isn't edited out

Herishey is too savage to edit it out.
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Gi on July 15, 2016, 12:51:48 am
Tfw the moment they call you shit isn't edited out

Herishey is too savage to edit it out.
My 1k hours are a waste of time. I'm shit, may aswell kill myself
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Herishey on July 15, 2016, 09:10:23 am
Tfw the moment they call you shit isn't edited out

Herishey is too savage to edit it out.
My 1k hours are a waste of time. I'm shit, may aswell kill myself
I never edit anything out other than the start/end of rounds.

Tfw the moment they call you shit isn't edited out

Herishey is too savage to edit it out.
My 1k hours are a waste of time. I'm shit, may aswell kill myself
Yeah your life is pretty much at it's end, may as well die now mate.
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 18, 2016, 04:56:50 am
(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.akamai.steamusercontent.com%2Fugc%2F259338859996268574%2F6358294FD6678916674C5AC81E6BCFBC5975FF84%2F&hash=430bf3fab5c03f22d688693e7e354bd2)
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: -Nick on July 18, 2016, 04:57:45 am
Our Sailor Memers weren't on point tonight ;_;
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 18, 2016, 04:58:10 am
Our Sailor Memers weren't on point tonight ;_;
Happens sometimes
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: -Nick on July 18, 2016, 04:59:27 am
Our Sailor Memers weren't on point tonight ;_;
Happens sometimes
^^^^^^^^^^ The Cooking was on fleek though
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Shine on July 18, 2016, 05:01:33 am
better pic
(https://i.imgur.com/bj4hTC7.jpg)
[close]
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: -Nick on July 18, 2016, 05:05:22 am
better pic
(https://i.imgur.com/bj4hTC7.jpg)
[close]
5hine plz teach me your cooking skillz
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Shine on July 18, 2016, 05:07:18 am
better pic
(https://i.imgur.com/bj4hTC7.jpg)
[close]
5hine plz teach me your cooking skillz

my dad that i never met was a chef so i guess its just genetics or something man idk
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 18, 2016, 05:22:28 am
better pic
(https://i.imgur.com/bj4hTC7.jpg)
[close]
5hine plz teach me your cooking skillz

my dad that i never met was a chef so i guess its just genetics or something man idk
Yeah 5hine is the best son that I never saw
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: -Nick on July 18, 2016, 06:03:28 am
better pic
(https://i.imgur.com/bj4hTC7.jpg)
[close]
5hine plz teach me your cooking skillz

my dad that i never met was a chef so i guess its just genetics or something man idk
Yeah Dan is the best son that I never saw
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Voodoo on July 18, 2016, 01:49:10 pm
We tked so much lol
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: tired on July 19, 2016, 04:39:02 am
Maybe I posted in the wrong forum. You guys are different from the other chefs right?
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Glenn on July 19, 2016, 04:41:38 am
Maybe I posted in the wrong forum. You guys are different from the other chefs right?

yes they are

but these are the OG real and best chefs
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 19, 2016, 05:23:14 am
Maybe I posted in the wrong forum. You guys are different from the other chefs right?

yes they are

but these are the OG real and best chefs
^ He ain't wrong
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Theodin on July 19, 2016, 06:00:25 am
I cook the finest hot dogs and boil the best tea.
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Waste-Too-Cool on July 19, 2016, 07:11:38 am
Russian attacks me, I push him back to his city. He kicks me and leaves game. :)
(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.akamai.steamusercontent.com%2Fugc%2F275101458680798627%2F4D88234A6E32D0EEFAB601EE531EAB0CEDE84DD2%2F&hash=c16342809a3deb0119c4b4280cc13ba6)
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 19, 2016, 07:13:25 am
Russian attacks me, I push him back to his city. He kicks me and leaves game. :)
(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.akamai.steamusercontent.com%2Fugc%2F275101458680798627%2F4D88234A6E32D0EEFAB601EE531EAB0CEDE84DD2%2F&hash=c16342809a3deb0119c4b4280cc13ba6)
Ok
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Waste-Too-Cool on July 19, 2016, 07:15:53 am
Russian attacks me, I push him back to his city. He kicks me and leaves game. :)
(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.akamai.steamusercontent.com%2Fugc%2F275101458680798627%2F4D88234A6E32D0EEFAB601EE531EAB0CEDE84DD2%2F&hash=c16342809a3deb0119c4b4280cc13ba6)
Ok
Russian attacks me, I push him back to his city. He kicks me and leaves game. :)
(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.akamai.steamusercontent.com%2Fugc%2F275101458680798627%2F4D88234A6E32D0EEFAB601EE531EAB0CEDE84DD2%2F&hash=c16342809a3deb0119c4b4280cc13ba6)
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 28, 2016, 02:42:46 am
(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.akamai.steamusercontent.com%2Fugc%2F492400997878082369%2F993305A3065925CD978A6F67B306C9F194EBD478%2F&hash=1089e327cc7a4075967f48c99b202eee)
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Stroke0fd34th on July 28, 2016, 02:44:25 am
(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.akamai.steamusercontent.com%2Fugc%2F492400997878082369%2F993305A3065925CD978A6F67B306C9F194EBD478%2F&hash=1089e327cc7a4075967f48c99b202eee)

Top tier cooking if I do say so myself
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: LiquidSkorpion on July 28, 2016, 05:34:20 am
How does one join this reg
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 28, 2016, 05:44:20 am
You show up one day
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: LiquidSkorpion on July 28, 2016, 05:45:18 am
Add me on steam m9
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 28, 2016, 05:49:36 am
Add me on steam m9
That's not how it works. You gotta add me so it doesn't look like I'm desperate
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: LiquidSkorpion on July 28, 2016, 05:50:07 am
Add me on steam m9
That's not how it works. You gotta add me so it doesn't look like I'm desperate
Ah, but i like it when they are desperate :(
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 28, 2016, 10:29:36 am
Huh, we have a steam group. You learn something new everyday.
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Stroke0fd34th on July 28, 2016, 10:37:39 am
Huh, we have a steam group. You learn something new everyday.

Do we really lol?
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Herishey on July 28, 2016, 10:42:12 am
Huh, we have a steam group. You learn something new everyday.

Do we really lol?
amazing!1!!
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: fireboy on July 28, 2016, 02:53:42 pm
Trash reg
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: PurplePanda on July 28, 2016, 03:58:44 pm
I wrote a song. Will record and upload later.
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: LiquidSkorpion on July 28, 2016, 05:36:10 pm
Trash reg
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 29, 2016, 12:32:25 pm
How did we lose a round?
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Herishey on July 29, 2016, 01:25:57 pm
c u s u r s h i t
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 29, 2016, 01:44:41 pm
c u s u r s h i t
def because you weren't there mr. god
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Herishey on July 29, 2016, 01:47:28 pm
c u s u r s h i t
def because you weren't there mr. god
Don't say my name in vain please....
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Shine on July 29, 2016, 08:46:54 pm
How did we lose a round?

memes
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 30, 2016, 12:46:46 pm
How did we lose a round?

memes
You're a meme
Got em
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Furrnox on July 30, 2016, 03:30:45 pm
Still waiting for my payment.
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 30, 2016, 04:30:44 pm
Still waiting for my payment.
Post office is slow sometimes
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Shine on July 30, 2016, 07:07:59 pm
How did we lose a round?

memes
You're a meme
Got em

This is true.
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 30, 2016, 10:04:39 pm
Think we're gonna 20-0 the 71st
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: LHardy on July 30, 2016, 11:47:43 pm
good luck
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 31, 2016, 02:03:49 am
71st were so easy that it feels like we didn't even fight them
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Shine on July 31, 2016, 02:04:22 am
71st were so easy that it feels like we didn't even fight them

dont even think they showed up tbh
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Buxton on July 31, 2016, 11:08:52 pm
i here dan is a shit pw admin
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on August 01, 2016, 12:26:05 am
i here dan is a shit pw admin
You're not wrong. Like I don't even do anything at all.
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Glenn on August 01, 2016, 01:21:00 am
good to see Dan carry on Rocket League
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on August 01, 2016, 01:51:05 am
tbh I was playing like shit we just had bad opponents
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: -Nick on August 01, 2016, 03:44:34 am
tbh I was playing like shit we just had bad opponents
your best Rocket Leaguer NA
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on August 04, 2016, 03:50:38 am
imma disband this because we're terrible
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Glenn on August 04, 2016, 03:51:23 am
imma disband this because we're terrible

we just didnt bandwagon hard enough
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Windflower on August 04, 2016, 03:51:51 am
Their bandwagon was too serious and too strong for us
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: BillTheButcher on August 04, 2016, 03:52:24 am
Bills just too good.
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Shine on August 04, 2016, 03:52:27 am
imma disband this because we're terrible
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on August 04, 2016, 03:53:06 am
Bills just too good.
your not even real
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Stroke0fd34th on August 04, 2016, 03:53:23 am
Their bandwagon was too serious and too strong for us

^, also their insistence on having +1 was pretty OP
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Glenn on August 04, 2016, 03:54:18 am
Their bandwagon was too serious and too strong for us

^, also their insistence on having +1 was pretty OP

u mean +2
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Kovyjack on August 04, 2016, 03:57:10 am
I did not like the amount of shooting; It was quite distasteful.
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Stroke0fd34th on August 04, 2016, 03:58:22 am
Their bandwagon was too serious and too strong for us

^, also their insistence on having +1 was pretty OP

u mean +2

in some rounds yeah lol
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: BillTheButcher on August 04, 2016, 03:58:47 am
bihhhh? you shot me punkass
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Stroke0fd34th on August 04, 2016, 04:05:07 am
bihhhh? you shot me punkass

who shot you?  ???
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: BillTheButcher on August 04, 2016, 04:09:11 am
Kovys gay ass
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Stroke0fd34th on August 04, 2016, 04:10:21 am
Kovys gay ass

Oh lol xD
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on August 04, 2016, 04:17:35 am
Kovys gay ass
He just has to shoot someone sometimes. It's in his blood.
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on August 04, 2016, 04:59:45 am
ok so like we're recruiting a leader atm
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Looking for a leader]
Post by: -Nick on August 04, 2016, 05:26:10 am
I carried pretty hard at the end. Where is my promo?
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Looking for a leader]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on August 04, 2016, 05:38:14 am
I carried pretty hard at the end. Where is my promo?
You have been promoted from chef to Chef
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Looking for a leader]
Post by: Glenn on August 04, 2016, 06:04:40 am
yo tbh where's J-man
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Looking for a leader]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on August 04, 2016, 06:55:22 am
yo tbh where's J-man
I have no idea what you are trying to say so imma say that yeah we are the best and a loss doesn't mean anything. We are in the middle of the rebuilding process. We are trying to integrate the new generation and part with the other players so that we have a better future. I want to personally thank all the players that we have let go. They have enabled our regiment to get to the place where they are today. They are the reason that we are here in the first place. They have enabled these young kids to play at the highest level and to succeed in life. Next year we're are going to be in the title picture most likely. You cannot count on that.
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Looking for a leader]
Post by: Herishey on August 04, 2016, 09:10:58 am
im leader now
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Looking for a leader]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on August 04, 2016, 09:13:03 am
im leader now
Ok that was quick
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Looking for a leader]
Post by: Herishey on August 04, 2016, 09:13:32 am
im leader now
Ok that was quick
Sorted
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Looking for a leader]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on August 04, 2016, 09:15:29 am
im leader now
Ok that was quick
Sorted
Ok, due to my retardation, you are now the leader thing in the steam group that I recently rediscovered
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Looking for a leader]
Post by: Herishey on August 04, 2016, 10:56:22 am
im leader now
Ok that was quick
Sorted
Ok, due to my retardation, you are now the leader thing in the steam group that I recently rediscovered
yes boiis, let me reign be short and shite!
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Looking for a leader]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on August 04, 2016, 06:57:15 pm
im leader now
Ok that was quick
Sorted
Ok, due to my retardation, you are now the leader thing in the steam group that I recently rediscovered
yes boiis, let me reign be short and shite!
ok you have to win us that match against the 71st
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We found a leader]
Post by: -Nick on August 05, 2016, 02:01:09 pm
Chefs is the best regiment NW no one can stop our Melee Walls
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We found a leader]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on August 05, 2016, 09:33:47 pm
Chefs is the best regiment NW no one can stop our Melee Walls
Like when we did it, it was good but when we fucked around we were complete shit
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We found a leader]
Post by: fireboy on August 06, 2016, 07:30:39 pm
We are gonna give the 71st that L tonight
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We found a leader]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on August 06, 2016, 08:19:53 pm
We are gonna give the 71st that L tonight
I believe
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We found a leader]
Post by: Shine on August 06, 2016, 08:46:38 pm
We are gonna give the 71st that L tonight
I believe
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We found a leader]
Post by: -Nick on August 06, 2016, 09:09:42 pm
We are gonna give the 71st that L tonight
I believe
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We found a leader]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on August 07, 2016, 04:53:31 am
Easiest 10-0 of my life
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We found a leader]
Post by: Shine on August 07, 2016, 05:33:27 am
Easiest 10-0 of my life
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We found a leader]
Post by: Stroke0fd34th on August 07, 2016, 06:27:06 am
Easiest 10-0 of my life
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We found a leader]
Post by: RussianFury on August 07, 2016, 06:27:57 am
Easiest 10-0 of my life
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We found a leader]
Post by: Nappy Surena on August 07, 2016, 03:51:43 pm
not on the roster icri
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We found a leader]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on August 07, 2016, 04:39:27 pm
not on the roster icri
thar you go
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We found a leader]
Post by: fireboy on August 07, 2016, 09:20:02 pm
Easiest 10-0 of my life
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We found a leader]
Post by: Windflower on August 07, 2016, 09:55:58 pm
tfw he puts Nappy on the team sheet and not good ol Windo

(https://i.imgur.com/JCEvwZS.gif)
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We found a leader]
Post by: Theodin on August 07, 2016, 10:03:12 pm
tfw he puts Nappy on the team sheet and not good ol Windo

(https://i.imgur.com/JCEvwZS.gif)
???
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We found a leader]
Post by: Windflower on August 07, 2016, 10:11:11 pm
tfw he puts Nappy on the team sheet and not good ol Windo

(https://i.imgur.com/JCEvwZS.gif)
???
Say that to the 1-1 record

Spoiler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-Q
[close]
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We found a leader]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on August 07, 2016, 11:28:27 pm
Ok window you're on the list
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We found a leader]
Post by: Windflower on August 07, 2016, 11:35:36 pm
You misspelled Windo

As in

good ol windo

the guy, windy

wind, man what a dude.
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We found a leader]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on August 07, 2016, 11:37:29 pm
You misspelled Windo

As in

good ol windo

the guy, windy

wind, man what a dude.
nah fam i got it right
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We found a leader]
Post by: Windflower on August 07, 2016, 11:47:31 pm
You misspelled Windo

As in

good ol windo

the guy, windy

wind, man what a dude.
nah fam i got it right
(https://i.imgur.com/nGP8Gir.gif)
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We found a leader]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on August 08, 2016, 05:48:37 am
You misspelled Windo

As in

good ol windo

the guy, windy

wind, man what a dude.
nah fam i got it right
(https://i.imgur.com/nGP8Gir.gif)
Such a cutie
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Windflower on August 08, 2016, 05:52:28 am
this reg sux and i hate it and woud nevr come again fuck u dan!!!

put that in ur stupd review section u idiot head
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on August 08, 2016, 05:54:16 am
There
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Glenn on August 08, 2016, 06:51:47 am
wy ami not on roster
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on August 17, 2016, 02:34:16 pm
We need people to play :/
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Herishey on August 17, 2016, 02:38:52 pm
if I stop attending people will be less scared and you will get matches. I'll do this for the team.
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on August 17, 2016, 02:52:49 pm
if I stop attending people will be less scared and you will get matches. I'll do this for the team.
You're  not even real so it doesn't really matter
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Herishey on August 17, 2016, 03:26:34 pm
if I stop attending people will be less scared and you will get matches. I'll do this for the team.
You're  not even real so it doesn't really matter
just my fake name scares ppl tho
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: RussianFury on August 17, 2016, 03:50:59 pm
if I stop attending people will be less scared and you will get matches. I'll do this for the team.
You're  not even real so it doesn't really matter
just my fake name scares ppl tho
what third world nation do you live in? (it's just a prank bro)
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Herishey on August 17, 2016, 04:22:48 pm
if I stop attending people will be less scared and you will get matches. I'll do this for the team.
You're  not even real so it doesn't really matter
just my fake name scares ppl tho
what third world nation do you live in? (it's just a prank bro)
Canada.
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: maccle on August 23, 2016, 03:30:39 am
if I stop attending people will be less scared and you will get matches. I'll do this for the team.
You're  not even real so it doesn't really matter
just my fake name scares ppl tho
what third world nation do you live in? (it's just a prank bro)
Canada.
ayyyy
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Stroke0fd34th on August 23, 2016, 03:58:18 am
Spoiler
if I stop attending people will be less scared and you will get matches. I'll do this for the team.
You're  not even real so it doesn't really matter
just my fake name scares ppl tho
what third world nation do you live in? (it's just a prank bro)
Canada.
ayyyy
[close]
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on August 23, 2016, 04:26:41 am
With that pyramid you might have to watch out for the wicked Pharaoh Duuring
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on August 24, 2016, 12:07:08 am
(https://i.imgur.com/FWNnGmp.png)

(https://static.esea.net/global/images/teams/136081.1466037746.jpg)
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: maccle on August 24, 2016, 12:10:24 am
xD
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on September 23, 2016, 11:14:33 pm
9pm est gfing the 45e
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Shine on September 24, 2016, 03:06:49 am
9pm est gfing the 45e
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on September 24, 2016, 03:33:53 am
I don't know days
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: maccle on September 24, 2016, 03:36:33 am
That meme when me and dan beat ap0c and Runepkyz 7-5 in the first round of a 2v2 tournament lmao
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Theodin on September 24, 2016, 04:31:13 am
Vortex we came 3rd!! Added to my sig!!
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Gi on September 24, 2016, 04:32:32 am
As a quarter finalist I demand a sig
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on October 01, 2016, 04:27:50 am
I want to present the newest signing to the Chefs of Swaziland, Gi!
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Waste-Too-Cool on October 01, 2016, 05:01:22 am
me 2
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on October 01, 2016, 06:00:45 am
I want to present the newest signing to the Chefs of Swaziland, GiWaste!
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Theodin on October 01, 2016, 06:01:32 am
Haha
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Waste-Too-Cool on October 01, 2016, 09:26:28 am
Yay i so happy
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on October 23, 2016, 12:18:03 am
Yeah guys we're so good! ! ! ! !
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Gi on October 23, 2016, 09:16:12 am
I want to present the newest signing to the Chefs of Swaziland, GiWaste!
Wtf
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Malkolm R. Lind on October 23, 2016, 09:52:55 am
Best fucking thread ever. ;D
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: greatscot on October 23, 2016, 09:57:28 am
does this regiment allow somalians ????
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Garrel on October 23, 2016, 06:16:09 pm
does this regiment allow somalians ????
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on October 23, 2016, 08:06:28 pm
I want to present the newest signing to the Chefs of Swaziland, GiWaste!
Wtf
Sorry fam, sometimes you gotta get new blood
does this regiment allow somalians ????
Like I don't even know anymore

Also if you know anyone or are good at tshirt designs, hit me up. Really don't mind paying commission
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on November 06, 2016, 02:42:01 am
Ok we best NA
Noone can stand in our way
PJ top fragging, EUs doing stuff, we done good against the 30th
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Herishey on November 06, 2016, 02:46:42 am
Ok we best NA
Noone can stand in our way
PJ top fragging, EUs doing stuff, we done good against the 30th
Can you tell NA's to stop being bad man.
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: BabyJesus on November 06, 2016, 03:34:04 am
Ok we best NA
Noone can stand in our way
PJ top fragging, EUs doing stuff, we done good against the 30th
1v1 the 1er
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Windflower on November 06, 2016, 03:44:13 am
lol
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on November 06, 2016, 03:52:21 am
Ok we best NA
Noone can stand in our way
PJ top fragging, EUs doing stuff, we done good against the 30th
1v1 the 1er
Fam we already 5v5ed them and my team didn't know what winning was so we lost
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Gi on November 06, 2016, 03:54:42 am
I am a god
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Herishey on December 03, 2016, 10:02:59 pm
Video from the match a few weeks ago at last (against 30th);

Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCD9e_hG7VY
[close]
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on December 03, 2016, 10:32:28 pm
PJ, Herishey hard carry
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Herishey on December 03, 2016, 10:35:04 pm
PJ, Herishey hard carry
Ofc
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Nappy Surena on December 07, 2016, 10:29:52 pm
get some more gfs Dan you lazy fuck
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on January 25, 2017, 12:27:28 am
(https://i.gyazo.com/11e54fdbe2bc320e5315f2004dbe52e1.png)
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on May 30, 2017, 12:32:54 am
Groupfighting the 3eVolt tonight at 8
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Swerpious Maximous on May 30, 2017, 02:36:40 am
Orc got in my head
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on May 30, 2017, 02:37:21 am
(https://i.gyazo.com/97ddca6e1f45a6fcf1e2ae26668844cd.png)
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: LiquidSkorpion on May 30, 2017, 02:43:43 am
when is 45e gf?
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: -Nick on May 30, 2017, 03:06:57 am
It proves that the Chefs are bestNA
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Stroke0fd34th on May 30, 2017, 03:07:48 am
It proves that the Chefs are bestNA
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on June 04, 2017, 03:07:13 am
USMC on Monday and 45e on Wednesday
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on June 08, 2017, 02:28:53 am
Nice event everyone!
Good 15-0 for the Chefs!
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Orcaryo on June 08, 2017, 02:34:16 am
Nice event everyone!
Good 15-0 for the Chefs!
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[We need matches]
Post by: Knightmare on June 09, 2017, 06:47:06 am
Video from the match a few weeks ago at last (against 30th);

Video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCD9e_hG7VY
[close]
feel my pain  :)
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: ~Midnight~ on June 09, 2017, 06:51:23 am
welcome back kkkk
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Swerpious Maximous on June 09, 2017, 08:55:37 am
welcome back kkkk
Chefs never left
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on June 14, 2017, 07:29:29 am
https://teespring.com/cgef_copy_2#pid=2&cid=2122&sid=front
https://teespring.com/chefs-june-2017_copy_2#pid=2&cid=2122&sid=front
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: LiquidSkorpion on June 14, 2017, 08:08:56 am
Bought one. Dan can verify
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 05, 2017, 10:40:21 pm
Pretty fun NCWL match
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: -Nick on July 05, 2017, 10:45:30 pm
Pretty fun NCWL match
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Sanders on July 05, 2017, 10:46:18 pm
Dan, that hoodie honestly looks lit and I might order one
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Glenn on July 05, 2017, 11:03:24 pm
I'll have the video up tomorrow cause it'll take a while to render and upload
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 10, 2017, 04:30:12 am
I'll have the video up tomorrow cause it'll take a while to render and upload
don't even post it on this thread smh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHTeTX2xBv0
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Windflower on July 10, 2017, 04:52:45 am
it says here you guys are nargls? what's a nargl?
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 10, 2017, 04:54:36 am
http://acronymsmeanings.com/full-meaning-of/nargl/nargl-stands-for-nargl-means
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Hawkince on July 16, 2017, 06:45:57 am
did yall niBBas d i s b a n d
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Knightmare on July 16, 2017, 07:32:17 am
did yall niBBas d i s b a n d
that signature looks stolen my friend
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 16, 2017, 08:05:28 am
did yall niBBas d i s b a n d
?!?!?!?!?!?
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: stylish on July 16, 2017, 10:33:39 am
 8)
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 16, 2017, 06:41:10 pm
8)
???
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Hawkince on July 21, 2017, 12:06:34 am
did yall niBBas d i s b a n d
that signature looks stolen my friend

The wonders Photoshop can do :]
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Windflower on July 21, 2017, 12:13:58 am
shit signature
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 21, 2017, 12:32:31 am
shit signature
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: The Predurrdurr on July 21, 2017, 12:33:00 am
shit signature

not as shit as your rejected NANWL signatures
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Windflower on July 21, 2017, 12:34:51 am
shit signature

not as shit as your rejected NANWL signatures
that ur using
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Hawkince on July 21, 2017, 12:42:09 am
It may be bad but at least it's mine
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Knightmare on July 21, 2017, 01:42:16 am
did yall niBBas d i s b a n d
that signature looks stolen my friend

The wonders Photoshop can do :]
It's stolen from NickCole is it?That means you stole from me,freunde.
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 21, 2017, 10:30:14 pm
This is why I cut
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Glenn on July 21, 2017, 10:40:43 pm
This is why I cut

It's  okay I cut predurrdurr's hair
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: The Predurrdurr on July 22, 2017, 12:38:14 am
This is why I cut

It's  okay I cut predurrdurr's hair

Ye good job Glenn
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: -Nick on July 22, 2017, 01:14:19 am
Wait someone stole my sig??
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Swerpious Maximous on July 22, 2017, 01:37:54 am
Wait someone stole my sig??
Look at Hawkince's sig, then compare it to your sig
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: MarxeiL on July 22, 2017, 01:41:01 am
top melee na reg
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Swerpious Maximous on July 22, 2017, 02:03:25 am
top melee na reg
What did you say? I couldn't hear you
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: -Nick on July 22, 2017, 03:50:13 am
Wait someone stole my sig??
Look at Hawkince's sig, then compare it to your sig
wow lol Hawk you tard
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Knightmare on July 22, 2017, 08:08:28 am
Wait someone stole my sig??
Look at Hawkince's sig, then compare it to your sig
wow lol Hawk you tard
nice job stealing from me hawk  >:(
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 22, 2017, 03:31:25 pm
This clan war can only go well
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 22, 2017, 08:37:23 pm
Well I accidentally brought good players
whoops
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: -Nick on July 22, 2017, 08:58:01 pm
Well I accidentally brought good players
whoops
We should of brought some more bad players
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: The Predurrdurr on July 22, 2017, 11:33:26 pm
Well I accidentally brought good players
whoops
We should of brought some more bad players

Ye like you Nick
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Swerpious Maximous on July 23, 2017, 01:02:22 am
Should've invited me, I would've brought you down nicely
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 23, 2017, 11:37:39 pm
Should've invited me, I would've brought you down nicely
Hey, you're always welcome to come
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Swerpious Maximous on July 24, 2017, 03:15:03 am
Should've invited me, I would've brought you down nicely
Hey, you're always welcome to come
No one tells me things
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: -Nick on July 24, 2017, 03:22:05 am
Should've invited me, I would've brought you down nicely
Hey, you're always welcome to come
No one tells me things
I will let you know next time swerp!
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 27, 2017, 02:14:04 am
hey we won somehow
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Hawkince on July 28, 2017, 08:18:38 am
Wait someone stole my sig??
Look at Hawkince's sig, then compare it to your sig
wow lol Hawk you tard

dont worry fam I cropped you out like they do in group pictures.

*DAB* On the h8ers shout out to jake paul!!!!
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: -Nick on July 29, 2017, 12:07:37 am
Wait someone stole my sig??
Look at Hawkince's sig, then compare it to your sig
wow lol Hawk you tard

dont worry fam I cropped you out like they do in group pictures.

*DAB* On the h8ers shout out to jake paul!!!!
Stop being a Jake Paul fan please he is cancer
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 29, 2017, 01:18:12 am
hey we lost somehow
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Hawkince on July 30, 2017, 08:56:54 pm
Wait someone stole my sig??
Look at Hawkince's sig, then compare it to your sig
wow lol Hawk you tard

dont worry fam I cropped you out like they do in group pictures.

*DAB* On the h8ers shout out to jake paul!!!!
Stop being a Jake Paul fan please he is cancer

fuk u fam hes lit, hes savage and makes gr8 music
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 30, 2017, 09:51:49 pm
Wait someone stole my sig??
Look at Hawkince's sig, then compare it to your sig
wow lol Hawk you tard

dont worry fam I cropped you out like they do in group pictures.

*DAB* On the h8ers shout out to jake paul!!!!
Stop being a Jake Paul fan please he is cancer

fuk u fam hes lit, hes savage and makes gr8 music
I'm going to suplex your dad
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: AeroNinja on July 30, 2017, 10:33:53 pm
Music bump


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVlgMEFu1PI
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Knightmare on July 31, 2017, 02:31:57 am
Music bump


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVlgMEFu1PI
where do you find this cancer
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on July 31, 2017, 04:38:31 am
Music bump


Spoiler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVlgMEFu1PI
[close]
where do you find this cancer
wowowow it's a banger of a tune
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Hawkince on August 16, 2017, 03:44:43 am
Music bump


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVlgMEFu1PI
where do you find this cancer

This is even better than jake paul
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on September 03, 2017, 05:25:34 am
We best NA/SA/EU/RUS/AUS/CN
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions] - Best NA/SA/EU/RUS/AUS/CN
Post by: Windflower on September 03, 2017, 05:59:54 am
Music bump


Spoiler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVlgMEFu1PI
[close]
very nice
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions] - Best NA/SA/EU/RUS/AUS/CN
Post by: Hawkince on September 03, 2017, 06:45:59 am
Music bump


Spoiler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVlgMEFu1PI
[close]
very nice

dan the 🅱hef
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions] - Best NA/SA/EU/RUS/AUS/CN
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on September 04, 2017, 08:11:05 am
Music bump


Spoiler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVlgMEFu1PI
[close]
very nice

dan the <span class="emoji-outer emoji-sizer"><span class="emoji-inner" style="background: url(chrome-extension://immhpnclomdloikkpcefncmfgjbkojmh/emoji-data/sheet_apple_64.png);background-position:8.333333333333334% 8.333333333333334%;background-size:4900%" data-codepoints="1f171"></span></span>hef
ok then
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions] - Best NA/SA/EU/RUS/AUS/CN
Post by: Glenn on September 04, 2017, 08:19:14 am
good PW event today
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on September 10, 2017, 04:24:51 am

1. Rooftop Koreans
2. LG Officers
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: Stroke0fd34th on September 10, 2017, 04:26:12 am

1. Rooftop Koreans
2. LG Officers

ez money
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on September 10, 2017, 04:27:17 am

1. Rooftop Koreans
2. LG Officers

ez money

Couldn't believe how bad the LG were and I thought they said they were best NA. First the Funky Bunch losing to EUs and now not even a victory in the finals. Disgusting.
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: LiquidSkorpion on September 10, 2017, 04:28:06 am
What can you say. No one expects the rooftop korean
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: Stroke0fd34th on September 10, 2017, 04:46:04 am
What can you say. No one expects the rooftop korean
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: Lawbringer on September 10, 2017, 05:10:03 am
Damn the chefs are unbeatable wtf  :'( :'( :'( :'(
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: Risk_ on September 10, 2017, 06:16:26 am
congratz on the win!!
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on September 10, 2017, 01:45:07 pm
The cream rises to the top
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: Glenn on October 21, 2017, 12:20:09 am
Chefs of Swaziland's finest leader

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPen3Ek0mMs
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: Hawkince on December 03, 2017, 07:36:44 pm
Chefs of Swaziland's finest leader

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPen3Ek0mMs

Glenn your a fucking retard
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: Theodin on December 03, 2017, 07:46:19 pm
Quote from: Hawkince
your
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: LiquidSkorpion on December 03, 2017, 09:13:55 pm
Quote from: Hawkince
your
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: Hawkince on December 03, 2017, 09:43:53 pm
Quote from: Hawkince
your

(https://i.imgur.com/9nohQh4.jpg)
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on December 03, 2017, 10:21:29 pm
Quote from: Hawkince
your

(https://i.imgur.com/9nohQh4.jpg)
nice try kiddo but you can't backpeddle away from this one
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: Theodin on December 03, 2017, 11:06:47 pm
ah yes, the old "it wasn't a mistake I was just kidding"
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: Hawkince on December 03, 2017, 11:09:00 pm
ah yes, the old "it wasn't a mistake I was just kidding"

obviously man  8)
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on January 27, 2018, 09:42:32 am
I've never won a frisbee tournament but I'm the greastest unblockable player so I think that cancels out
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: Pinoy12 on March 02, 2018, 05:52:43 am
I've never won a frisbee tournament but I'm the greastest unblockable player so I think that cancels out
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: Nero_ on March 20, 2018, 10:14:38 am
Pretty insane team
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on March 20, 2018, 06:27:00 pm
Pretty insane team
Yeah we're pretty good at frisbee
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: purplishdragon on March 20, 2018, 09:45:07 pm
fucking Chefs of Swaziland FOGIE Frisbee team
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on March 20, 2018, 10:47:46 pm
fucking Chefs of Swaziland FOGIE Frisbee team
lmao shitlish
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: purplishdragon on March 21, 2018, 02:39:23 am
fucking Chefs of Swaziland FOGIE Frisbee team
lmao shitlish
yawn dan the fruitcake
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: Pickle on March 21, 2018, 04:26:22 am
more like Lizards of Swaziland
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on March 21, 2018, 04:49:18 am
more like Lizards of Swaziland
You would know it lizard man
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: Nero_ on March 21, 2018, 06:00:00 am
Next cwl match when???
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on March 21, 2018, 06:14:28 am
Next cwl match when???
1 year
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: Hawkince on April 02, 2018, 04:09:04 am
DONT EVER TRY TO LOCK MY THREAD NOOB
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on April 02, 2018, 04:11:51 am
DONT EVER TRY TO LOCK MY THREAD NOOB
LMAO FOGIE LOVER JUNIOR
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: Dredd on April 02, 2018, 12:45:13 pm
good luck!
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: Hawkince on April 02, 2018, 07:04:05 pm
good luck!

same
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on April 19, 2018, 11:48:54 pm
Swaziland > eSwatini
Title: Re: Chefs of Swaziland[Real NARGL Champions][Lawbringer's 3v3 Champions]
Post by: Dan the Seagull Chef on September 25, 2018, 12:04:05 am
I'm thinking of changing the name to the international brotherhood of girthy men