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Title:
Funny Jokes Thread
Post by:
Megaberna
on
November 14, 2012, 01:27:28 pm
Post here your jokes :D
Ill start:
- How many blondes are nedeed to sink a submarine?
- 2...why?
- One knocks on the door and the other one opens...
PS: Careful with what you write cause not all kind of jokes are allowed (also having a sense of humor helps)
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Re: Funny Jokes Thread
Post by:
Jacob
on
November 14, 2012, 02:45:17 pm
Why did the child drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
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Re: Funny Jokes Thread
Post by:
Menelaos
on
November 14, 2012, 03:18:48 pm
A Prussian musketeer walks into a bar
"Oww that hurt"
Ba dum tss
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Re: Funny Jokes Thread
Post by:
Desparin
on
November 14, 2012, 03:25:35 pm
Statistically, ninety nine percent of women close their eyes while kissing...
No wonder it's so hard to identify and catch a rapist
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Re: Funny Jokes Thread
Post by:
LedZepp1109
on
November 14, 2012, 05:34:38 pm
What did the cow say before he took over the world?
PREPARE FOR UTTER DESTRUCTION :3
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Re: Funny Jokes Thread
Post by:
Treble
on
November 14, 2012, 06:18:22 pm
Knock Knock
Whos there?
Rangers
Rangers Who?
Exactly.
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Re: Funny Jokes Thread
Post by:
TORN
on
November 14, 2012, 10:38:49 pm
Why are buttpirates, buttpirates?
Because they just ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
e
FRUITS
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Re: Funny Jokes Thread
Post by:
Rogov
on
November 14, 2012, 10:59:58 pm
What is a pirate's worst nightmare?
Spoiler
A sunken chest with no booty. :(
[close]
Title:
Re: Funny Jokes Thread
Post by:
Megaberna
on
November 15, 2012, 01:19:46 am
Quote from: Rogov on November 14, 2012, 10:59:58 pm
What is a pirate's worst nightmare?
Spoiler
A sunken chest with no booty. :(
[close]
lol
Title:
Re: Funny Jokes Thread
Post by:
Menelaos
on
November 15, 2012, 01:35:42 am
1/10 women prefers a good shampoo.
The other half say," How the hell did you get in here?"
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Re: Funny Jokes Thread
Post by:
GoblinOverlord
on
March 02, 2013, 12:49:58 am
''Yes, yes, i know, I haven't touched myself in
days
. Can't have a man a bit of
butt piracy
?''
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DM8krWnU0uQ