I am here to inform you that we've all been deceived. Whilst sitting innocently in the FSE TS earlier this evening, I was approached by a concerned forumite who wished to make the truth known to you all. I must warn you before anyone opens the spoiler below, I doubt the community will survive this revelation, on top of all that has already happened. However, in all conscience I could not remain silent when the Administration Team are so flagrantly ignoring the rules not only set down on these forums, but even the most basic laws that all Humanity abides by.
Although I'll probably be banned for this thread, I can't keep this quiet any longer. I feel it is my duty to remain as a moderator and work to fix the major issues highlighted by what I've been told, though I'll probably be removed from the Moderation team for this anyway.
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I was contacted by a forumite (who prefers to remain nameless) with information that FSE is running Sweatshops in south-east Asia to allow them to fund their project, and produce the promised Donator perks (Such as Artwork and suchlike) cheaply. In addition to this, I have been informed that FSE have rigged every election they have so far been involved in, and skewed the results in their favour. Furthermore, horrific rumours of their private lives has been leaked, evidence and details of which can be found below (Alongside my other Evidence).
I'll be posting all the evidence for this in a further spoiler, below.
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Evidence of their Rigged Elections & Sweatshops: :Click Here: (http://i915.photobucket.com/albums/ac358/marladarladoo_bucket/Deouta_zpsdb910158.png)
A News Article referencing Vince's private life: :Click Here: (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-20001959)
I believe I speak for the entire community when I say that we deserve an explanation from both Vince and Deo for the disgusting behaviour exhibited in those links.
Thankyou, and ever your faithful servant,
- Blob
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I would like to point out here (In case anyone hasn't realised yet) that this is a joke. Deo commented earlier that he felt like a real dictator playing Tropico 4, and it escalated from there. Everything should be taken with a pinch of salt (And in good humour), but if anyone does believe this oversteps the mark then please, contact me, and I will address the elements you find objectionable. It is intended as light-hearted, semi-ironic fun, and does in no way represent my own views, nor the views of FSE or it's employees and volunteers.
Here is my fully cited and hyperbolic response. I've broken it down into several paragraphs and it is now in the process of peer reviewal, and will soon be published in banana republic dictator's monthly
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I expect to be banned for posting this, but I agree.
Trust me, I'm a sociology major.
Deofuta, I demand you give us adequate cause for your actions. Your entire hypothesis stands and falls on the premise that you could be banned for posting an on-topic comment in an off-topic board. If you look through this thread you can see many other people posting, all of them more on-topic than you, and none of them are yet banned. As a representative of the Community I demand that you explain the evidence provided in the OP, and not simply ignore it. I know I speak for the entire community (Don't ask me how, I just know) when I say that the actions of yourself, and Vincenzo, are entirely unsuitable for administration staff of your rank. I demand that the Bunga Bunga parties are immediately closed down, and the worker monkeys in your Sweat-Shops be set free.
Your project is obviously going to fail, everyone can see it. I have studied Economics and Business since the age of 2, and I can say with 100% certainty that your project will fail. The community is disgusted with your behaviour, and we all want you to apologise, and step down. I think. But continue to develop the game for us. Or find someone else to do it for you, before you step down. We're all sick and tired of the Bunga Bunga parties, the endless Cuban Cigars, and the attitude of the Iron Fist you have excercised over this forum. No-one dares speak their minds for fear that your trained lapdogs will carry them away to one of your Sweat-Shops, or worse, one of your Parties. We've had enough, and as a community we demand you give us answers.
- Crusader for all that is Good, Righteous, and Just on the FSE Forums.
Warning - while you were typing 8 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post. - Holy Mother...
I know this might be difficult for you to comprehend, so I went ahead and made a logic square to demonstrate just how our warning policy works here.
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(https://i.imgur.com/hlxSO8o.png)
As you can see, posts that involve me will forever be allowed under our policy, because I AM THE POLICY
Posts that don't involve me, don't even reach my notice. In case you did not grasp it, here it is again:
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(https://i.imgur.com/hlxSO8o.png)
If you cannot understand the utter logic and clear purpose I have shown you, then I have clearly been wasting my time.
I expect to be banned for posting this, but I agree.
Trust me, I'm a sociology major.
Deofuta, I demand you give us adequate cause for your actions. Your entire hypothesis stands and falls on the premise that you could be banned for posting an on-topic comment in an off-topic board. If you look through this thread you can see many other people posting, all of them more on-topic than you, and none of them are yet banned. As a representative of the Community I demand that you explain the evidence provided in the OP, and not simply ignore it. I know I speak for the entire community (Don't ask me how, I just know) when I say that the actions of yourself, and Vincenzo, are entirely unsuitable for administration staff of your rank. I demand that the Bunga Bunga parties are immediately closed down, and the worker monkeys in your Sweat-Shops be set free.
Your project is obviously going to fail, everyone can see it. I have studied Economics and Business since the age of 2, and I can say with 100% certainty that your project will fail. The community is disgusted with your behaviour, and we all want you to apologise, and step down. I think. But continue to develop the game for us. Or find someone else to do it for you, before you step down. We're all sick and tired of the Bunga Bunga parties, the endless Cuban Cigars, and the attitude of the Iron Fist you have excercised over this forum. No-one dares speak their minds for fear that your trained lapdogs will carry them away to one of your Sweat-Shops, or worse, one of your Parties. We've had enough, and as a community we demand you give us answers.
- Crusader for all that is Good, Righteous, and Just on the FSE Forums.
Warning - while you were typing 8 new replies have been posted. You may wish to review your post. - Holy Mother...
I know this might be difficult for you to comprehend, so I went ahead and made a logic square to demonstrate just how our warning policy works here.
Spoiler
(https://i.imgur.com/hlxSO8o.png)
As you can see, posts that involve me will forever be allowed under our policy, because I AM THE POLICY
Posts that don't involve me, don't even reach my notice. In case you did not grasp it, here it is again:
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(https://i.imgur.com/hlxSO8o.png)
If you cannot understand the utter logic and clear purpose I have shown you, then I have clearly been wasting my time.
Theres an insane spoilered quoted pyramid just for annoyance, despite everyone else reading everything so far. Heres a witty quote unrelated to anything
"Haters Gonna Hate" - Steven Spielberg Einstein
Bydand bybanned bydandy
Why was my closest friend who is sitting right next to me who I could ask banned?
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Me reading this entire thread: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rttdhGJPQo[/youtube]
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Do you hear the people sing?
It is the song of angry men,
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!
Will you join in our crusade?
Who will be strong and stand with me?
Beyond the barricade
Is there a world you long to see?
Then join in the fight
That will give you the right to be free!
Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!
Will you give all you can give
So that our banner may advance
Some will fall and some will live
Will you stand up and take your chance?
The blood of the martyrs
Will water the meadows of France forums and threads!
Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!
Oh the Humantee!
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Some more evidence of their behavior from the admin forum discussions:
FSE_Vincenzo: I'm gona ban dem all
Deofuta: Yeah, particularly them EU nubs, Murica is where its at my hunny vinny.
Blob: Can we steal ther moneyz pls, I got to buy some hoes
Olafson: Can I be badmin again?
I demand action! Let us rise up against the oppressors!
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Can i be the Fidel Castro of this glorious revolution?
Welcome to the Revolution Comrade! In order to save FSE we must break it down, don't you agree? Are not all companies the exact same thing as governments? We must dismantle in order to fix I say!
Down with the system! Up with the Code Civil!
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(https://www.abload.de/img/codecivfranc_3pxurn.jpg)
chop chop
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WAIT NOT THE CHICKEN! YOU FOOL DONT,AHHH!!
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Its... Its Alive? With a severed Head?!*True Story bout the pictured Chicken Btw*
I Am Declaring Myself Emperor of FSE, for life; and since this is maxed out bold, largest font, underlined and COMIC SANNSEDDDDDDD, none can subject to my will. Thus it is so, I shall be kind in running a Democratic Dictatorship!
Oh gawd my sides 2 posts is a crowd...
Banned for Spamming Post.
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Its Good to be The King.
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Promoted to Propaganada Director of Communist FSE
Oh man... I have been wanting to say it for so long, thank you Blob, we're right behind you.
Its pretty obvious FSE needs to change from this
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To this:
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Kitty, I get the feeling you're not taking this revolution seriously.
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Stop Being Serious, Get Back to Work.
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FSE Administration is immature that's what. Some of the regular posters in this thread are going to hate you even more when they're on the end of mutes and bans because they won't be able to take you seriously.
(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/--q1sGHCTQ1o/TdWIHExqusI/AAAAAAAAANw/sr-mHDatGdQ/s1600/MoralHighGround.jpg)
FSE Administration is immature that's what. Some of the regular posters in this thread are going to hate you even more when they're on the end of mutes and bans because they won't be able to take you seriously.
(https://2.bp.blogspot.com/--q1sGHCTQ1o/TdWIHExqusI/AAAAAAAAANw/sr-mHDatGdQ/s1600/MoralHighGround.jpg)
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Does this mean i can make a joke about FSE as well then?! ... or will i be told off for "trolling"?:3
As it's you Skittles, you will be banned!! Muhahaha
*Adminborn spawns Thy Holy Banhammer*
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