and english bad...
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like on this thread... :P How about new sentence ;)
Pork blood stew
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my favorite Filipino food XD
It was a very bright day. We walked to 'down the street', next to Diplex and we saw a gigantic cannon. We tried to talk to the Wound Diplex sustained and he answered ''Go away nub! ''.Diplex got mad and very wet. Then someone came running down the street like a eyy sexy lady but Diplex said i like trains ! So he went to Tavingtons house and he complained about the length of the linebattle and his dick didn't take care and killed him with the tip and burried nicely. 2 days after Tavington got haters trying to disturb his brothers cave but then a big unicorn with a purple bayonet did kill noobly Tavington and Diplex. Then Specimen did create this topic and shot slenderman who was in some random dark and then he farted hard on my pillow leaving skid marks in my mouth because he loves my chocolate flavoured chicken asparagus noodles. Then Ni came over my face and danced like an autistic potato because he likes the attention when i noticed that he didn't like to eat bananas. So he took some chocolate from a cows arse and gave some tasty cow shit to the farmer who was near a scary banyard. In Russia that was invaded by flying sharks. Queen Elizabeth demanded the russian army for her pleasure. Now the russians were all drunk and wanted some tasty cow shit, mmm said the big Brown bear mainly because he 'he' liked sheep and usually had for its breakfast. Meanwhile in Scotland, we love haggis and milk. We are pugs that lick dicks and take picks to drink ticks and suck wigs... The next day we met a homeless donkey in Jérusalem. He grew and took a bath with BettyTheBomber like a boss. We then went to Germany and drank some das something don't remember and yelled at my large genitals. It seemed legit. Then we walked away from unicorns towards a place in Central Africa that was full now try Asia amazingly it was English and bad... There was Asians, soo many Asians frolicking through the 'The' Train Trucks and then they instagrammed every moment then they died and was buried with a cat that had no hands to suck. What tha fuck? I later got cigarettes and carrots then got sick then got really better than I like moist and we, threw up on my kitten that got fucked by a meatball that jumped on a gorilla, it was like furious rapist gorilla that came from a dark cave filled with some noobs like Ni and like Specimen.Two days after the potato invasion came and people played Full Invasion and went to throw up salmon that had rotten in the mouths of frodos gang because of aides he nearly died but he was a Godly man so he was happy but serious then they saw a red pony with a lightsaber with an extreme sports commentator that judged they play because donkey burnt and he loved Specimen and Sotilas but why does naked pirates join their lovely party only because he likes how it had purple unicorns and super gorillas which then ate pork blood stew without any blood which was good for all of starved African children. The next day, he decided to enlist in the rothesberg army of HoneyBadgers. That was cool sitting in pools on his own and be like super ghetto like scatting train songs. Then a giant said ‘get away !’ from Specimen ass that sexy ass. My sexy ass the very wrinkly ass, then he said that this makes no cockatails at all. ‘omfg’ said the cowards from France. I like trains, i do too while taking poos like a boss eating fried chicken and sugar cookies while doing a super epic backflip while i watch amazingly awesome touhou while using big Imperial Guard Mushrooms. So he said ‘oh my god’ and then he shot something evil that was scary and was huge but died immediatly. ‘So the end ?’ said the gorilla but he lied and got airstriked by me while he was asking where is my musket and ammos for I need to enter the base of the Siths and Gays because they have sexy pink lightsabers with cute little blue and black laser pew pewers. So now we are in heaven talking to a man-eating cornflake who had his head cut off by a fat lady nammed Emma who was ugly and had chest hair long as Betty the Bomber should go away because she has a really bad Banana peal and shit face car that runs on Oranges and lemons. This car that loves raping ponies has not seen her big tities. Big and ‘Evil’ which contain orange-juice. This orange-juice is pink and it makes explosive crates appear out of a very small little anus hole and blew up in the face. Meanwhile in Poland a small polarbear was getting drunk while raping a cow and mouse during the afternoon. Betty likes eating a very large hotdog with extra mustard and beans while doing a lotion rub-on technique to old men then an egg just grew up from the cold of Mother Russia and was scrambled into a car without a bumper about to crash into the firm wall of nuggets dipped in sweet melted marshmallows and then a tiny midget said this is a nuke he tried to drop the nuke but the nuke was too heavy for his tiny hands and feet so he decided to run away
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Good job guys, already 2 pages almost 3 on my WORD folder x) and when i rode everything it was funny hehe make it as funny or funnier :D