Hi, i am GlukTheWalrus. I am running for the 2015 FSE Presidential election which i just now made up. You may be asking yourself, who the fuck are you? Well, the short answer is, i'm some guy on the internet and i want you to vote for me for FSE President. Obviously your vote means nothing but that should not deter you from voting. I am running my campaign based on fairness and equality for all of Napoleonic Wars.
My platform shall consist of policies such as:
Changing the 15th Humans vs Bots Banning Policy
Acting as if i am right about everything (because i am)
Forcing the moderators to ban people who call me a weeb
I believe in fairness and the freedom of speech. A vote for Gluk, is a vote for Mashiro Shiina
campaign banner
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Vote for me or die!
As all of you know, i am awesome. If i get elected, you can expect my EGO rating to increase drastically. Another thing that you can expect if i get elected is a Ferrari Supercar for EVERYONE*! :D
this car could be yours
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*You will only get a picture of the car
Hello,
This is Kaasovic. The reason why I'm participating in the 2015 FSE Presidential Elections is because of the lack of memes. After the rebellion was put down last year, the amount of memes posted went down drastically. Only with your support I can bring back the good old days.
What I am fighting for:
- More memes
- More memes
- More memes
- Make sure the good old days come back.
Campaign banner:
Spoiler
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Kaasovic National Anthems:
Spoiler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfPTC7-wCL8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJCM6ESjtCo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_VEQwWEicg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RFNU07GWTU
Vote for me(me)!
Hello, peasants! I am Colonel Howe running in the 2015 FSE Presidential Election. I am known by many names around these parts:
"autist"
"faggot"
"it"
But by the Election Day, I hope to simply be known as "President"
I run as an Anti-Smug Cockhole Party candidate
I run on a campaign of:
-Permanently banning Gluk from life
-Driving Gluk to suicide
-Raping Gluk's dead corpse
...and FREE BREAD!
The Candidate Himself
Please note that your candidate is intensely handsome. A FSE JFK, really
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The Banner
Spoiler
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The Anthem (Anime Hunter)
Spoiler
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-UcPvjTzqE&ab_channel=TVFilthyFrank
Just gonna keep this here
I, Superbad, announce my candidacy for FSE President. I am with the independent party.
I already realized 50% of my platform. i don't see any other candidate do better.
once elected i will vow to impose skirm embargoes against all regiments that attend events that have officer aiming. This will probably hit my chances with the voters in the TNWL though
but we are planning on sabotaging polling stations. If i loose i will turn this into a whole Florida 2000 scene... The lawyers are already on standbySpoiler
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But i choose to have events where officer aiming is allowed. We choose to have events where officer aiming is allowed in this decade and do the other things. Not because they are easy but because they are hard, because that goal will serve to organize and measure the best of our energies and skills, because that challenge is one we are willing to accept, one we are unwilling to postpone, and one we intend to win.
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Spoiler
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POTUS is acting more like a politician than any of them and I actually can see a "Tomorrowland" party irl.
best festival in the world
if you watch closely you can see me smoking my cigar :p
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I'm just following the crowd cz none of the parties even catch my eyes. xDDD
Oh Tomorrowland will catch your eyes for sure
https://youtu.be/NtDG-Cnj-pw?t=1427 (https://youtu.be/NtDG-Cnj-pw?t=1427)
Where is my De Knoninck? I'm getting irritated. :(
i know when you were in the lovely city of Antwerp you were planning to visit the brewery but it was closed if i am not mistaken?
so i think of my constituents here is a small video of a tour of the brewery and some interesting facts ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEH0Z_o7qig
just got home from work. Had some difficulties on the way home. I was not aware that this job comes with a huge motorcade. A large crowd also gathered in front of my door. Some rotten eggs and tomatoes were thrown but most landed on the window of my neighbor, who i can't stand. I still need to get used to all the new security details, but i guess it comes with the office.
Time for a victory speech
proper music included
For the political
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NdCPhMJbCc
For the party animals
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtDG-Cnj-pw
Inaugural speech
Four scores of dumb asses and seven retards, brought forth in this community a regiment., conceived well...just because, and dedicated to the proposition that all men (officer or not) are created equal and should have equal chances on getting shot.
We here highly resolve that this proposition, under god, shall have a new birth of freedom, and that the musket balls of the soldier, shot by the soldier, destined for the soldier. Shall now also allow Officers to perish from the earth.
I stand before you today as President elect. This could not be possible without you. I want to take this opportunity to thank everyone who voted for me. I am well aware that most of you were pretty much forced and threatened. To the recruits and other enlisted men that made an FSE account and hoping to get a promotion a bit quicker by voting for me. Well my promises to you are the first one to break. But hey we had fun, we won and we did it together, right?!
The other opponents did not rally the base of their parties. We on the other hand rallied behind one common goal and believe. Which is that Officers should have the same chance of getting a musket ball to the face as any other man or woman on the field of battle.
My fellow Officers you do not want to be aimed or shot upon. Well i say Soldiers break your chains and march with me, and open this gate. Soldiers, Tear down these officers!
This was a hard campaign with a lot of smears, specially by myself at the address of Jamison.
We were called fagot. I say back to them "Fagoo a baloo" let them figure it out themselves. People wanted a re-count, I say to you. Well F* Yeah i would want one if i lost.
People said this election was fraud. I say to you Well duh... what you expect.
Now we have a rough time up ahead my friends. Success is not guaranteed. We have a lot of work lurking on the horizon, and little time to finish it. The fact that i am gonna get my ass shreked in the next election once the other opponents gets their regiments in to vote for them, is not helpful either and puts even more pressure on me. So we hope to be impeached somewhere down the road. that will save a whole lot of work.
Just know that i have good intentions. I am not a crook!