Regular sized condoms are too big for me
I might have a porn addiction. Typically, I jack off about four to six times a day on average to porn. It's been six months since I last used my willie for coitus. :'( :'( :'(I can't wait til our next visit, I do believe our last was six months agoRegular sized condoms are too big for me
That sucks. Kind of figured your dingus would be small.
I'm afraid of spiders and darkness when indoors.
I'm black.
I'm black.
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I'm black.
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wait didnt u say you were german once?
I'm not a racist.
When I was 10, I went to NJ with my family, to visit other family members in a armament area, whatever you call that type of area. I took a match out of curiosity and threw it into a dumper at 8 PM during the summer. The whole thing burned down, including a nearby dumper that also caught on fire ( Dumpers made of wood) and then 20 minutes later the fire armament came to put out the blaze. I went to go hide soon before, watching the dumper burn to the ground, it was quite the site for a 10 year old. They never found out who lit the dumpers up. ::)
When I was 10, I went to NJ with my family, to visit other family members in a armament area, whatever you call that type of area. I took a match out of curiosity and threw it into a dumper at 8 PM during the summer. The whole thing burned down, including a nearby dumper that also caught on fire ( Dumpers made of wood) and then 20 minutes later the fire armament came to put out the blaze. I went to go hide soon before, watching the dumper burn to the ground, it was quite the site for a 10 year old. They never found out who lit the dumpers up. ::)Haha wtf why would you be curious to find out what a match would do to a dumpster?
Im 15So ripe
I'm black.
Well done Nipplestockings, you won the forums
When I was 10, I went to NJ with my family, to visit other family members in a armament area, whatever you call that type of area. I took a match out of curiosity and threw it into a dumper at 8 PM during the summer. The whole thing burned down, including a nearby dumper that also caught on fire ( Dumpers made of wood) and then 20 minutes later the fire armament came to put out the blaze. I went to go hide soon before, watching the dumper burn to the ground, it was quite the site for a 10 year old. They never found out who lit the dumpers up. ::)Haha wtf why would you be curious to find out what a match would do to a dumpster?
When I was 10, I went to NJ with my family, to visit other family members in a armament area, whatever you call that type of area. I took a match out of curiosity and threw it into a dumper at 8 PM during the summer. The whole thing burned down, including a nearby dumper that also caught on fire ( Dumpers made of wood) and then 20 minutes later the fire armament came to put out the blaze. I went to go hide soon before, watching the dumper burn to the ground, it was quite the site for a 10 year old. They never found out who lit the dumpers up. ::)Haha wtf why would you be curious to find out what a match would do to a dumpster?
As i said before, i was only 10.
Lol, was it a white cop?
When I was 10, I went to NJ with my family, to visit other family members in a armament area, whatever you call that type of area. I took a match out of curiosity and threw it into a dumper at 8 PM during the summer. The whole thing burned down, including a nearby dumper that also caught on fire ( Dumpers made of wood) and then 20 minutes later the fire armament came to put out the blaze. I went to go hide soon before, watching the dumper burn to the ground, it was quite the site for a 10 year old. They never found out who lit the dumpers up. ::)Haha wtf why would you be curious to find out what a match would do to a dumpster?
As i said before, i was only 10.
Wtf is an "armament area?" Where the hell are you from, the middle east?
I like to take long walks in the forest at night.I like walking behind people who walk in the forest
I like to take long walks in the forest at night.I like walking behind people who walk in the forest
I like to take long walks in the forest at night.I like walking behind people who walk in the forest
I like walking behind people who walk behind people in the forest.
I'm not fat! :P
I like to walk behind people who walk behind people who walk behind people who walk in the forestI like to take long walks in the forest at night.I like walking behind people who walk in the forest
I like walking behind people who walk behind people in the forest.
I really really like France
I like the Marines, dislike the Army, Air Force, and Navy. I am a capitalist-free market enterprise type of guy that shuns the poor and enjoys the rich with so much savoir faire. I also hate Obama for no reason other than he is a god-damn-non-ammurican-terrorist who go'inna kill our cuntry.You forgot your anti Green Day tirade lol.
The part in bold is true. Everything else is opposite.
Better lose weight then! :)I'm not fat! :P
I'm fat.
B-b-but green day is life :cI like the Marines, dislike the Army, Air Force, and Navy. I am a capitalist-free market enterprise type of guy that shuns the poor and enjoys the rich with so much savoir faire. I also hate Obama for no reason other than he is a god-damn-non-ammurican-terrorist who go'inna kill our cuntry.You forgot your anti Green Day tirade lol.
The part in bold is true. Everything else is opposite.
Then it is a short life.. :cB-b-but green day is life :cI like the Marines, dislike the Army, Air Force, and Navy. I am a capitalist-free market enterprise type of guy that shuns the poor and enjoys the rich with so much savoir faire. I also hate Obama for no reason other than he is a god-damn-non-ammurican-terrorist who go'inna kill our cuntry.You forgot your anti Green Day tirade lol.
The part in bold is true. Everything else is opposite.
good one xDThen it is a short life.. :cB-b-but green day is life :cI like the Marines, dislike the Army, Air Force, and Navy. I am a capitalist-free market enterprise type of guy that shuns the poor and enjoys the rich with so much savoir faire. I also hate Obama for no reason other than he is a god-damn-non-ammurican-terrorist who go'inna kill our cuntry.You forgot your anti Green Day tirade lol.
The part in bold is true. Everything else is opposite.
Congo line forms here pl0xI like to walk behind people who walk behind people who walk behind people who walk in the forestI like to take long walks in the forest at night.I like walking behind people who walk in the forest
I like walking behind people who walk behind people in the forest.
okCongo line forms here pl0xI like to walk behind people who walk behind people who walk behind people who walk in the forestI like to take long walks in the forest at night.I like walking behind people who walk in the forest
I like walking behind people who walk behind people in the forest.
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I'm as white as a ginger's ass.
I do not actually have wings
I'm Welsh, but without the accent.
I'm Welsh, but without the accent.
I'm British, but without the accent.
I'm really Vincenzoif u really are Vince u would rather have a cat than a pony as an avatar imo
And Locust can't block
Part of the disguiseI'm really Vincenzoif u really are Vince u would rather have a cat than a pony as an avatar imo
And Locust can't block
noice.Part of the disguiseI'm really Vincenzoif u really are Vince u would rather have a cat than a pony as an avatar imo
And Locust can't block
I don't like Bronies, but Pineapple is the exception.:-*
Pineapple is love.That ^
I've survived a gas explosion.
Reason why I will never use gas grills again.
Well my grill still exploded in my damn face. Reason enough to cause an irrational phobia.
My life is nothing more than series of unfortunate events, I have come to terms with dis.it actually makes for a better taste of meat as well.
Probably was a leak in the canister. Stupid piece of African garbage, this is why my family uses wood and charcoal!
I'm so tempted to make a Jew joke right now...
My life is nothing more than series of unfortunate events, I have come to terms with dis.
I just met someone in my school who saved me while playing DayZ. He's post to add me on Steam today
meanie CommissarI just met someone in my school who saved me while playing DayZ. He's post to add me on Steam today
Only guy I met online goes to my school but is a neeeeeeeeeerdy-ass Sophomore. I unadded him really quick before I gave any personal info haha.
meanie CommissarI just met someone in my school who saved me while playing DayZ. He's post to add me on Steam today
Only guy I met online goes to my school but is a neeeeeeeeeerdy-ass Sophomore. I unadded him really quick before I gave any personal info haha.
Did he know you knew him haha?
Edward that's pretty funny, I've only met two guys who go to a nearby rival high school in a Teamfortress 2 server, but I think it was because the ping matched up.
I can't ride a bikeBut chu can ride me :-*
I like sandwiches with plates of chocolate. (Not Nutella though yuck)
Well the fact their nuts are harvested by children who work 18 hours a day in Turkey is not exceptionally likeable.I need to taste suffering in my material goods
I love Nutella. You can't dislike nutella oni D:I like sandwiches with plates of chocolate. (Not Nutella though yuck)
Are there really people who dislike nutella? Damn son.
Well the fact their nuts are harvested by children who work 18 hours a day in Turkey is not exceptionally likeable.
I like sandwiches with plates of chocolate. (Not Nutella though yuck)I know this sounds weird and all... But I'm damn sure that I've seen rhinos being fed sandwiches with plates of chocolate :o
I live in a boring town.Where?
Fact: I look amazing in a suit =Du look better wit nuttin on babe :-*
lolFact: I look amazing in a suit =Du look better wit nuttin on babe :-*
I live in a boring town.Where?
I moved to the Uk this summa
I live in a boring town.Where?
I moved to the Uk this summa
Bethpage
I have a semi obsessive betting addiction on csgo
I love to watch Lazy Town.
I think that American women sound like ducks.I agree
I am a long distance runner.I'm guessing you run with Millander?
I recently purchased an apartment to use as a gaming house for me and some peeps in the 18e community :3What? seriously?
(Im accepting bribes for entry hue)
Yea, well when i say purchased i put down the deposit The payment goes in jujst before christmas, the family i baught it from was fine with it so they have some money for the kids on christmas :)I recently purchased an apartment to use as a gaming house for me and some peeps in the 18e community :3What? seriously?
(Im accepting bribes for entry hue)
Millander runs? Whata beautI am a long distance runner.I'm guessing you run with Millander?
I'm musician :o:o
I'm musician :o:o
I'm musician :oMe too, I play the violin and cello, you?
I used to deal with a lot of depression and anxiety, i attended a PHP program instead of regular school and looked to self harm. Through treatment and everyone in this community I have no problems anymore and my life has turned around. I now have a huge social life irl and online, better grades, and a loving group of friends I spend time with almost daily. I still love to relax to some Warband and csgo and chill with some of my closest friends online:)Nice story! What got you depressed?
thanks NW
I have aspirations in a career in eSports.
I once injected 3 marijuanas. And only had a small hangoverSo what is the reason for your lol sir?I have aspirations in a career in eSports.
lol
no idea lolI used to deal with a lot of depression and anxiety, i attended a PHP program instead of regular school and looked to self harm. Through treatment and everyone in this community I have no problems anymore and my life has turned around. I now have a huge social life irl and online, better grades, and a loving group of friends I spend time with almost daily. I still love to relax to some Warband and csgo and chill with some of my closest friends online:)Nice story! What got you depressed?
thanks NW
I have a broken spine, stress fractured L3 and L4dude that sucks! How did it happen?
Lifting too much weight with too much reps. Then while in utter pain, I got hit hard in football.I have a broken spine, stress fractured L3 and L4dude that sucks! How did it happen?
I have a broken spine, stress fractured L3 and L4Oh fuck dude, everything alright?
hope ya get betterLifting too much weight with too much reps. Then while in utter pain, I got hit hard in football.I have a broken spine, stress fractured L3 and L4dude that sucks! How did it happen?
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Ya sadly it can't technically heal. I just cant "anger" it as in it getting hit etc.Spoilerhope ya get betterLifting too much weight with too much reps. Then while in utter pain, I got hit hard in football.I have a broken spine, stress fractured L3 and L4dude that sucks! How did it happen?
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Ya not much pain now. I broke it the Fall of 2013, but during then I couldnt walk etc. It sucked. Plus I broke it the week before school started which sucked big.I have a broken spine, stress fractured L3 and L4Oh fuck dude, everything alright?
I'm in the Army JROTC at my school.
I'm in the Army JROTC at my school.
shoulda joined the chairforce 8)
Go to the Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs. Great campus etc.I'm in the Army JROTC at my school.
shoulda joined the chairforce 8)
It's the branch my school offers. However, I'm thinking on attending a military college when I graduate so I could try to join a different branch of ROTC from there.
Well I currently live in Maryland. There is the Naval Academy in Annapolis, but that's pretty difficult to get into when compared to other military academies. I've also been considering the Citadel in Atlanta, there are quite a few choices, some closer and some farther away from me.Go to the Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs. Great campus etc.I'm in the Army JROTC at my school.
shoulda joined the chairforce 8)
It's the branch my school offers. However, I'm thinking on attending a military college when I graduate so I could try to join a different branch of ROTC from there.
One time I almost made a kid kill himself in my class, I usually get along with pretty much everyone. Not this kid, so i told him I'll loan him my belt to hang himself in his closet. (and some other things like that) Don't really feel bad because the little fucker was kinda psycho. After one day in class he shit his pants and we didn't see him for like 3 months, (apparently he got sent to the loony bin) then one day he just showed up and told me in study hall that I did this to him and that he would make me pay. I did what any normal asshole would do, laugh and go back to sleep...
So its safe to say I'm not a very nice person
One time I almost made a kid kill himself in my class, I usually get along with pretty much everyone. Not this kid, so i told him I'll loan him my belt to hang himself in his closet. (and some other things like that) Don't really feel bad because the little fucker was kinda psycho. After one day in class he shit his pants and we didn't see him for like 3 months, (apparently he got sent to the loony bin) then one day he just showed up and told me in study hall that I did this to him and that he would make me pay. I did what any normal asshole would do, laugh and go back to sleep...
So its safe to say I'm not a very nice person
I will have my revenge
I have tinnitus.
I used to be a COD fan boy and have made money in tournaments for it.you too :o!!1
i own a wii uSmash 4?
one person in every friend group needs to get it;)i own a wii uSmash 4?
I have no friends anymore, they're all dead.wow ok
I got invited to play baseball for Team USAand didn't go? You crazy
Haha yep ;Done person in every friend group needs to get it;)i own a wii uSmash 4?
I broke my spine right before and they didn't know. So I had to decline.I got invited to play baseball for Team USAand didn't go? You crazy
I have no friends anymore, they're all dead.wow ok
<3I have no friends anymore, they're all dead.wow ok
Dead to me. And I mean IRL. You're bae.
yesterday at work i was making a latte for someone and i blanked out for a second while i was pouring the espresso shot in the cup, i missed the cup and a ball of liquid fire hit my forearm
more burnt dan Anne Frankeee
I would but the doctors had to saw it off cause of that mocha gangreneyesterday at work i was making a latte for someone and i blanked out for a second while i was pouring the espresso shot in the cup, i missed the cup and a ball of liquid fire hit my forearm
more burnt dan Anne Frankeee
Send us a pic of your burnt forearm, I need more fap material.
I'm in a band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeTcPAM6fNY&index=16&list=LL1OSVAxtnY4M52LefaCwh1w
I have never had a girlfriend....... #freeforever
(https://i.imgur.com/4WXE2yd.gif)
I'm in a band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeTcPAM6fNY&index=16&list=LL1OSVAxtnY4M52LefaCwh1w
Never thought I'd see a Peavy in a folk group xD
I'm in a band.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeTcPAM6fNY&index=16&list=LL1OSVAxtnY4M52LefaCwh1w
Never thought I'd see a Peavy in a folk group xD
Who you calling a Peavy? :P
Ive never heard that term before, what did you call me.
I'm a genius with absolutely no drive for schoolYou're an atheist trench coat.
I was most recently an extra in my friends music videoWhat time are you at Karth bebe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QPArNfMO1Q
I'm a genius with absolutely no drive for school
I'm a genius with absolutely no drive for schoolVery similar. The subjects im interested in I get the highest scores in the grade, the ones that i Dont. I either turn in for a passing grade or just dont turn the assignments in at all :(
I was most recently an extra in my friends music video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QPArNfMO1Q
Not even athiestI'm a genius with absolutely no drive for schoolYou're an atheist trench coat.
pls no fighting :(Not even athiestI'm a genius with absolutely no drive for schoolYou're an atheist trench coat.
I'm a loli
I got my first blowjob today, quitting NW = worth
I got my first blowjob today, quitting NW = worth
ur like 12
a blowjob from a priest is still a blowjobA divine one at that.
a blowjob from a priest is still a blowjob+1
15 :( got more game dan you doe, why do you think i quit videogamesI got my first blowjob today, quitting NW = worth
ur like 12
yet you still browse an autistic foruma blowjob from a priest is still a blowjob+115 :( got more game dan you doe, why do you think i quit videogamesI got my first blowjob today, quitting NW = worth
ur like 12
hmmmm...a blowjob from a priest is still a blowjob+115 :( got more game dan you doe, why do you think i quit videogamesI got my first blowjob today, quitting NW = worth
ur like 12
Is Tá mé ag pleanáil a ghlacadh ar láimh an 00ú agus beidh mé mar thoradh ar sé isteach ar aois nua ghabháil....... ach ag magadh mo charachtar is fearr leat Disney Kronk....... NÁ praiseach leis an spionáiste clúimh.any idea what he's gibbering about?
Good point, remember i lead the Nr37 so i still need my daily dose of autismyet you still browse an autistic foruma blowjob from a priest is still a blowjob+115 :( got more game dan you doe, why do you think i quit videogamesI got my first blowjob today, quitting NW = worth
ur like 12
Only insecure children stop playing games so they can convince themselves it gives them a life.yeah u
I have two facts!
1) I just learned how to ride a bike maybe a year or two ago (I am currently 16).
2) I HATE peanut butter.
Only insecure children stop playing games so they can convince themselves it gives them a life.I mean i did go to an outpatient program for severe depression and anxiety....
My ass is too hairy.
When I wipe, it's like trying to wipe peanut butter out of a shag carpet.
My ass is too hairy.
When I wipe, it's like trying to wipe peanut butter out of a shag carpet.
thats why i do a think called shavingMy ass is too hairy.
When I wipe, it's like trying to wipe peanut butter out of a shag carpet.
Agreed. Asshole hair is by far the worst thing ever. What the fuck was nature thinking.
scared to shave my asshole. took me forever to even work up the confidence to go at my pubes with some scissors. so much 2 go rongAsshole shaving is really easy. If you voluptuous cheeks like me you just slather some shavin cream on their and go to town. Smooth as baby's dick. Make sure you get that crevice though where the asscheeks meet the legs.
..... lets get back to less disgusting things.My favorite scar is the one on my balls from mislead shaving
My favorite Disney villain is Scar
When I was out at the range years ago, a hot shell from my AK ejected from the chamber, bounced off the divider that keeps shells from hitting other people on the range and then landed straight down my sweatshirt, giving me a huge blister eventually scared. My dad had to stop reloading magazines and come over to help me because I couldn't just drop the firearm lol. #lefthandedprobs#cheaprussianshit
Your first mistake was using Axe.
I just found out that I have Trypophobia.
I just found out that I have Trypophobia.
Just because I'm an ass.
Disclaimer: you clicked on the spoilers. Not me
Trypophobia is the fear of objects with small…Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr05%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-25643-1378936315-3.jpg&hash=c5ed5a0993095cc5b13c2eb6ab0ff8d4a7a2173f)[close]
Lots of things can trigger trypophobia. Like condensation on a bottle.Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr06%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-29660-1378936295-12.jpg&hash=86a31a809c2368eddd98ecea598622fcb5abad09)[close]
How are you doing? Still feeling pretty good? How’s this picture of a honeycomb sit with you?Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr01%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-24341-1378936298-0.jpg&hash=e21a8e4cafe3a5f8651d8b1b7555b062c07ebf29)[close]
Let’s ease into this a bit. Here’s some coral. Feel anything?Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr03%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-31866-1378936299-2.jpg&hash=4086d56f7c1b223a75b3b8c1faf96de9ac144196)[close]
How about little acorns in woodpecker holes? That’s not so bad, right?Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr06%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-2749-1378936299-7.jpg&hash=976a433e10cee7285cbd42770975268556fe4b0b)[close]
What if you were on a hike and came across these delicate sandstone structures? How would that make you feel?Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr05%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-26331-1378936310-12.jpg&hash=d4df647593afa498ff7dac62ef69cf77de9a54ab)[close]
Ah! You just woke up to the smell of pancakes. Delicious, right?Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr02%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-31717-1378936330-11.jpg&hash=63700bfd528aa9c326a53c1181959375ce515f03)[close]
Okay. No pancakes? How about some fresh strawberries. Just make sure to take all the seeds out first.Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr02%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-32420-1378936319-2.jpg&hash=ccb51f62b9714dd876aab33061dd840bb8ab2e8f)[close]
Maybe some cantaloupe instead. Just make sure you really get in there.Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr06%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-28684-1378936299-6.jpg&hash=86c1833ba81bb753c6257e6692f836fbc2e5199c)[close]
Still with us? Ever think about how your teeth looked in your skull when you were a kid?Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr02%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-31207-1378936316-2.jpg&hash=76164bf7399314b03ea7b2f677d93831cd416f83)[close]
Know what these are? THAT’S GARLIC. YOU EAT IT ALL THE TIME. (Probably not anymore though.)Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr05%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-24322-1378936307-27.jpg&hash=5db61cd1d483348398227269b57feadbe69ee93b)[close]
Ever get a really good look at someone’s stretch marks right after they give birth?Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr06%2F2013%2F9%2F12%2F11%2Fenhanced-buzz-30883-1379000934-26.jpg&hash=37bc9ee86a421292286e7310bd47ea8756806968)[close]
Or at someone’s knees right after they’ve been kneeling on frozen peas for a while?Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr03%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F18%2Fenhanced-buzz-31858-1378937079-5.jpg&hash=57b579e7536bc690b31696d11881ffd4e7bc7d9d)[close]
Ever hear of a lotus pod? It looks like this:Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr03%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-30961-1378936296-8.jpg&hash=d295286cfa5c70b2f92261ac4518efdf430dbcea)[close]
And here’s a lotus pod PHOTOSHOPPED ONTO SOMEONE’S TONGUE!Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr06%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F18%2Fenhanced-buzz-2848-1378937079-8.jpg&hash=5b56a72a5cfa69da5803e164ae26067ae8973661)[close]
AND HERE’S A LOTUS POD PHOTOSHOPPED ONTO SOMEONE’S PALM!Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr02%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F18%2Fenhanced-buzz-31730-1378937082-23.jpg&hash=8cb6b0bde112b2a2b3f55e880e1e84d5dcd309de)[close]
AND HERE’S A LOTUS POD PHOTOSHOPPED ONTO SOMEONE’S WHOLE BODY! WHY?!Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr01%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-22464-1378936293-4.jpg&hash=2563cbe2c143d0acf639e04271648b461c54e769)[close]
You made it! Here’s a picture of a cute puppy to help you forget all those upsetting pictures.Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr02%2F2013%2F9%2F12%2F11%2Fenhanced-buzz-27566-1379001175-11.jpg&hash=1def8d8868feab88f8695bb61c4b980d070e2dc5)[close]
Sike!Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr06%2F2013%2F9%2F12%2F12%2Fanigif_enhanced-buzz-31567-1379002108-21.gif&hash=327c63326a176fe42ea40613c9604f2e9daca9d7)[close]
The ones with the tongue and palm were creepy. But I can't say that they actively repulsed me :)This stuff makes my skin crawl. Gah.I just found out that I have Trypophobia.SpoilerJust because I'm an ass.
Disclaimer: you clicked on the spoilers. Not me
Trypophobia is the fear of objects with small…Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr05%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-25643-1378936315-3.jpg&hash=c5ed5a0993095cc5b13c2eb6ab0ff8d4a7a2173f)[close]
Lots of things can trigger trypophobia. Like condensation on a bottle.Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr06%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-29660-1378936295-12.jpg&hash=86a31a809c2368eddd98ecea598622fcb5abad09)[close]
How are you doing? Still feeling pretty good? How’s this picture of a honeycomb sit with you?Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr01%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-24341-1378936298-0.jpg&hash=e21a8e4cafe3a5f8651d8b1b7555b062c07ebf29)[close]
Let’s ease into this a bit. Here’s some coral. Feel anything?Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr03%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-31866-1378936299-2.jpg&hash=4086d56f7c1b223a75b3b8c1faf96de9ac144196)[close]
How about little acorns in woodpecker holes? That’s not so bad, right?Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr06%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-2749-1378936299-7.jpg&hash=976a433e10cee7285cbd42770975268556fe4b0b)[close]
What if you were on a hike and came across these delicate sandstone structures? How would that make you feel?Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr05%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-26331-1378936310-12.jpg&hash=d4df647593afa498ff7dac62ef69cf77de9a54ab)[close]
Ah! You just woke up to the smell of pancakes. Delicious, right?Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr02%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-31717-1378936330-11.jpg&hash=63700bfd528aa9c326a53c1181959375ce515f03)[close]
Okay. No pancakes? How about some fresh strawberries. Just make sure to take all the seeds out first.Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr02%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-32420-1378936319-2.jpg&hash=ccb51f62b9714dd876aab33061dd840bb8ab2e8f)[close]
Maybe some cantaloupe instead. Just make sure you really get in there.Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr06%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-28684-1378936299-6.jpg&hash=86c1833ba81bb753c6257e6692f836fbc2e5199c)[close]
Still with us? Ever think about how your teeth looked in your skull when you were a kid?Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr02%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-31207-1378936316-2.jpg&hash=76164bf7399314b03ea7b2f677d93831cd416f83)[close]
Know what these are? THAT’S GARLIC. YOU EAT IT ALL THE TIME. (Probably not anymore though.)Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr05%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-24322-1378936307-27.jpg&hash=5db61cd1d483348398227269b57feadbe69ee93b)[close]
Ever get a really good look at someone’s stretch marks right after they give birth?Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr06%2F2013%2F9%2F12%2F11%2Fenhanced-buzz-30883-1379000934-26.jpg&hash=37bc9ee86a421292286e7310bd47ea8756806968)[close]
Or at someone’s knees right after they’ve been kneeling on frozen peas for a while?Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr03%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F18%2Fenhanced-buzz-31858-1378937079-5.jpg&hash=57b579e7536bc690b31696d11881ffd4e7bc7d9d)[close]
Ever hear of a lotus pod? It looks like this:Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr03%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-30961-1378936296-8.jpg&hash=d295286cfa5c70b2f92261ac4518efdf430dbcea)[close]
And here’s a lotus pod PHOTOSHOPPED ONTO SOMEONE’S TONGUE!Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr06%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F18%2Fenhanced-buzz-2848-1378937079-8.jpg&hash=5b56a72a5cfa69da5803e164ae26067ae8973661)[close]
AND HERE’S A LOTUS POD PHOTOSHOPPED ONTO SOMEONE’S PALM!Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr02%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F18%2Fenhanced-buzz-31730-1378937082-23.jpg&hash=8cb6b0bde112b2a2b3f55e880e1e84d5dcd309de)[close]
AND HERE’S A LOTUS POD PHOTOSHOPPED ONTO SOMEONE’S WHOLE BODY! WHY?!Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr01%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-22464-1378936293-4.jpg&hash=2563cbe2c143d0acf639e04271648b461c54e769)[close]
You made it! Here’s a picture of a cute puppy to help you forget all those upsetting pictures.Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr02%2F2013%2F9%2F12%2F11%2Fenhanced-buzz-27566-1379001175-11.jpg&hash=1def8d8868feab88f8695bb61c4b980d070e2dc5)[close]
Sike!Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr06%2F2013%2F9%2F12%2F12%2Fanigif_enhanced-buzz-31567-1379002108-21.gif&hash=327c63326a176fe42ea40613c9604f2e9daca9d7)[close][close]
I am a guy with a vagina because when i was born my dick was so long and my doctor so drunk he cut off my penis instead of my unbellical cord.I'm not sure if I should be scared or confused...SpoilerjkSpoileror am I?[close][close]
I just found out that I have Trypophobia.
Just because I'm an ass.
Disclaimer: you clicked on the spoilers. Not me
Trypophobia is the fear of objects with small…Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr05%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-25643-1378936315-3.jpg&hash=c5ed5a0993095cc5b13c2eb6ab0ff8d4a7a2173f)[close]
Lots of things can trigger trypophobia. Like condensation on a bottle.Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr06%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-29660-1378936295-12.jpg&hash=86a31a809c2368eddd98ecea598622fcb5abad09)[close]
How are you doing? Still feeling pretty good? How’s this picture of a honeycomb sit with you?Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr01%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-24341-1378936298-0.jpg&hash=e21a8e4cafe3a5f8651d8b1b7555b062c07ebf29)[close]
Let’s ease into this a bit. Here’s some coral. Feel anything?Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr03%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-31866-1378936299-2.jpg&hash=4086d56f7c1b223a75b3b8c1faf96de9ac144196)[close]
How about little acorns in woodpecker holes? That’s not so bad, right?Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr06%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-2749-1378936299-7.jpg&hash=976a433e10cee7285cbd42770975268556fe4b0b)[close]
What if you were on a hike and came across these delicate sandstone structures? How would that make you feel?Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr05%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-26331-1378936310-12.jpg&hash=d4df647593afa498ff7dac62ef69cf77de9a54ab)[close]
Ah! You just woke up to the smell of pancakes. Delicious, right?Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr02%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-31717-1378936330-11.jpg&hash=63700bfd528aa9c326a53c1181959375ce515f03)[close]
Okay. No pancakes? How about some fresh strawberries. Just make sure to take all the seeds out first.Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr02%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-32420-1378936319-2.jpg&hash=ccb51f62b9714dd876aab33061dd840bb8ab2e8f)[close]
Maybe some cantaloupe instead. Just make sure you really get in there.Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr06%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-28684-1378936299-6.jpg&hash=86c1833ba81bb753c6257e6692f836fbc2e5199c)[close]
Still with us? Ever think about how your teeth looked in your skull when you were a kid?Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr02%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-31207-1378936316-2.jpg&hash=76164bf7399314b03ea7b2f677d93831cd416f83)[close]
Know what these are? THAT’S GARLIC. YOU EAT IT ALL THE TIME. (Probably not anymore though.)Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr05%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-24322-1378936307-27.jpg&hash=5db61cd1d483348398227269b57feadbe69ee93b)[close]
Ever get a really good look at someone’s stretch marks right after they give birth?Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr06%2F2013%2F9%2F12%2F11%2Fenhanced-buzz-30883-1379000934-26.jpg&hash=37bc9ee86a421292286e7310bd47ea8756806968)[close]
Or at someone’s knees right after they’ve been kneeling on frozen peas for a while?Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr03%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F18%2Fenhanced-buzz-31858-1378937079-5.jpg&hash=57b579e7536bc690b31696d11881ffd4e7bc7d9d)[close]
Ever hear of a lotus pod? It looks like this:Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr03%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-30961-1378936296-8.jpg&hash=d295286cfa5c70b2f92261ac4518efdf430dbcea)[close]
And here’s a lotus pod PHOTOSHOPPED ONTO SOMEONE’S TONGUE!Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr06%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F18%2Fenhanced-buzz-2848-1378937079-8.jpg&hash=5b56a72a5cfa69da5803e164ae26067ae8973661)[close]
AND HERE’S A LOTUS POD PHOTOSHOPPED ONTO SOMEONE’S PALM!Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr02%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F18%2Fenhanced-buzz-31730-1378937082-23.jpg&hash=8cb6b0bde112b2a2b3f55e880e1e84d5dcd309de)[close]
AND HERE’S A LOTUS POD PHOTOSHOPPED ONTO SOMEONE’S WHOLE BODY! WHY?!Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr01%2F2013%2F9%2F11%2F17%2Fenhanced-buzz-22464-1378936293-4.jpg&hash=2563cbe2c143d0acf639e04271648b461c54e769)[close]
You made it! Here’s a picture of a cute puppy to help you forget all those upsetting pictures.Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr02%2F2013%2F9%2F12%2F11%2Fenhanced-buzz-27566-1379001175-11.jpg&hash=1def8d8868feab88f8695bb61c4b980d070e2dc5)[close]
Sike!Spoiler(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3-ec.buzzfed.com%2Fstatic%2Fenhanced%2Fwebdr06%2F2013%2F9%2F12%2F12%2Fanigif_enhanced-buzz-31567-1379002108-21.gif&hash=327c63326a176fe42ea40613c9604f2e9daca9d7)[close]
This stuff makes my skin crawl. Gah.
I am extremely interested in ants, I have 6 professionally made ant farms (Formicariums) and I have 5 different species of ants.
Hey mang u need to calm down with those puns and thoraxI am extremely interested in ants, I have 6 professionally made ant farms (Formicariums) and I have 5 different species of ants.
Mmm I bet the girls are crawling all over you. Huehue
Hey mang u need to calm down with those puns and thoraxI am extremely interested in ants, I have 6 professionally made ant farms (Formicariums) and I have 5 different species of ants.
Mmm I bet the girls are crawling all over you. Huehue
Don't tell me to chill. I'll kill and hide your body. But I antenna the cops shitHey mang u need to calm down with those puns and thoraxI am extremely interested in ants, I have 6 professionally made ant farms (Formicariums) and I have 5 different species of ants.
Mmm I bet the girls are crawling all over you. Huehue
Oh chill Howe, don't get your mandibles in a twist
Time to stop.Ant nobody gonna stop me
I get laid.(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia3.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FYC6ZedMDgR1Fm%2Fgiphy.gif&hash=d99db4814c39631c0c51bfe91802484820cf8c96)
I get laid.(https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmedia3.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FYC6ZedMDgR1Fm%2Fgiphy.gif&hash=d99db4814c39631c0c51bfe91802484820cf8c96)
I run
I runFrom your problems?
SoftI run
I walk
On the track silly but that 2I runFrom your problems?
I like penisr u vagina?
homophobic swinennoooo it's against God's plan u buttcummer
dick can like dick 2
Howe is gay and will never find me hereNo ur moms gay
This forum really needs a way to allow users to personally mute others....
im autisticWe know.
canadian and frenchHoly shit no way
canadian and frenchFake Frenchie
i don't like black people
how come no one in the community ever knew about this revelationcanadian and frenchHoly shit no way
I fuck 8 biches per day
I fuck 8 biches per day
thats alot of dogs
+1 impressed
hey dekkers nice pk maps manThanks man
I have no legs:'(