Marins GardeOnly thing I would care about.
Light Infantry for Prussia.
A baton for the sergeant so I can beat the recruits.
Just some more infantry units would be cool just to shake things up a bit, and serjeant classes for all unit types and have the option for that pike or a musket.
I would just want to see more units really
France:
-Chasseurs a Cheval
-Moar Germans (Westphalians, Saxons, etc.)
UK:
-Scott's Greys
-28th Foot
-KGL light foot
Prussia:
-Fusiliers
-Real uhlans, not those landwehr pretenders
Russia:
-More variation for the line infantry >.>
-Finnish units
-Variation in the cossacks, I don't think the blue pajamas would have been universal for irregular cossack troops
Austria:
-More German infantry
-Landwehr units
-Czech troops
-Maybe another grenzer unit
Suicide option for officers to blow their brains out.
The ability to shoot your own horse in the head when riding it.
A bydand charge ability for highlanders that grant them melee and speed bonuses.
Different voice acting for black characters, i want the voice actors to be Crips and Bloods.
I would love to see the Marins Garde implemented as another unit in the naval section for France.
sailors and marines for every faction.
Y U CRUSH DREAM ;_;sailors and marines for every faction.
Impossible. The Prussians had no navy and that of the Austrians only sailed on the rivers.
I would love to see the Marins Garde implemented as another unit in the naval section for France.
If the Marins de la Garde would implemented, it certainly wouldn't be as a naval unit such as the sailor or the Fusilier de Marine. The Marins de la Garde were considered as a line infantry unit of the Guard, they were on the field alongside the others. :)
Anyway, I'd like to see plenty of new units for every faction, especially some Chasseurs à Cheval for France, and some light infantry for every faction as well.
And... bring back MM's original 7e Hussards to the game, death to the 2e !
Suicide option for officers to blow their brains out.This, would make NW the best game ever...
The ability to shoot your own horse in the head when riding it.
A bydand charge ability for highlanders that grant them melee and speed bonuses.
Different voice acting for black characters, i want the voice actors to be Crips and Bloods.
I thought Prussia had a small merchant fleet.. Guess it isn't much of a Navy thoughsailors and marines for every faction.
Impossible. The Prussians had no navy and that of the Austrians only sailed on the rivers.
You can go to troop.txt and just rename the 2e to 7e ;)Spoiler2e_Regiment_de_Hussards Hussar ===> 7e_Regiment_de_Hussards Hussar[close]
Oh, and the ability for skirmishers to crouch and move at the same time whilst being crouched.
Finns didnt serve in Russian army in period of Napolenic Wars.
also more units, especially in France the "Dutch Grenadiers" and the "Scots Grey´s in UK AND ... Grenades (but i know its unrealistic, but as a leader of a Grenadier Regiment i have to think about them ^^).Grenades would be a bit op unless they only took away half of the health and did a minor stun
... Grenades (but i know its unrealistic, but as a leader of a Grenadier Regiment i have to think about them ^^).
They wasnt finnish, Finland was annexed in 1809, while regiment was created in 1806, and why they need to take in army people, who they just annexed, it's aint save in any way.Finns didnt serve in Russian army in period of Napolenic Wars.
But what about the Finliandsky Life Guards? They were Finnish :P
I would just want to see more units reallyFINNISH UNITS +10000000000
France:
-Chasseurs a Cheval
-Moar Germans (Westphalians, Saxons, etc.)
UK:
-Scott's Greys
-28th Foot
-KGL light foot
Prussia:
-Fusiliers
-Real uhlans, not those landwehr pretenders
Russia:
-More variation for the line infantry >.>
-Finnish units
-Variation in the cossacks, I don't think the blue pajamas would have been universal for irregular cossack troops
Austria:
-More German infantry
-Landwehr units
-Czech troops
-Maybe another grenzer unit
U forgot a new engine :(
but yea. All the above
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Why didn't you just use the normal Life Guard's shako instead of the line infantry's? the guard shako resembles the real one much more. Nice job nonetheless
Why didn't you just use the normal Life Guard's shako instead of the line infantry's? the guard shako resembles the real one much more. Nice job nonethelessI worked from the paintings, but I'll look into it, probably need to update it a little to fix a few errors anyway
and why an exe file? why not just zip so I can just extract it.I'll upload a Zip asap.
I'm content with all the options, but would love these units specifically:
France - Marins de la Garde, 2er Chasseurs-a-peid de la Garde, 2er Lanciers Rouge de la Garde, 7e Hussards (LaSalle's Legere Chevaliers), 18e Fusiliers d'Ligne, 3er Chassers-a-Cheval, and Genie d'Ligne.
Prussia - 1. Ost-preussisches Infanterie, 2. Garde-Fusilier-Regiment, 4. Schlesisches or 6. Westfallisches Landwehr, Russisches und Deutsches Legion Infanterie, Freikorps Jaegers Bataillon, and Garde-Pioniere-Infanterie.
Austria - 4. Hoch und Deutschmeister Infanterie Regiment, 1. Erzherzog Charles Legion Infanterie, Tiroler Landesschuetzen, and 3. Kuirassieren "Graf O'Reilly."
Russia - Leib-Gvardii Kazaki (Lancers), Moskva Opolcheniye and other Opolcheniye infantries, Russisches und Deutsches Legion Infanterie, Leib-Gvardii Yegere, Leib-Gvardii Kazaki Artilleriskaya, and Pavlogradskiy Gusarii.
U.K. - 44th East Essex, 3rd (Scots) Guards, 71st Highland Light Foot, some more hussars like the 15th or 17th, 24th Warwickshire Foot, Royal Artillery, Forlorn Hope Sappers, and maybe a bonus of a Dutch infantry unit.
Well friend It's good that you opened a thread about wish list they want In NW but santa claus ain't gonna bring you those wishes :)Alright, but "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn". Besides, it at least gives some way of people telling FSE what they had wanted in this game but never got. So go back to your thread seeing as you are contributing nothing of value to the discussion at hand.
There Is nothing to contribute with to begin with because none of It will be added, continue live In Imaginary thread about wanted NW Regiments :)Well friend It's good that you opened a thread about wish list they want In NW but santa claus ain't gonna bring you those wishes :)Alright, but "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn". Besides, it at least gives some way of people telling FSE what they had wanted in this game but never got. So go back to your thread seeing as you are contributing nothing of value to the discussion at hand.
Well we're playing a game where we enact imaginary battles pretending to be regiments that may or may not have existed. And there's nothing wrong with discussing the things we'd like to see, even if it won't be added, it's a forum, discussion is kind of the point of a forum. You do not need to hop in this thread for no other reason than to start shit with people and make an ass of yourself.
Thank you Mongoose, and in other news I would love to see another ship model which can have a ladder be deployed so you can board other ships. Boarding is a bit treacherous right now.Hahahahhahahah, yeah I wonder If they ever gonna add that :D
As the owner of the thread I'm telling you to gtfo. Thank you
Hue. Stop being a tart.I'm content with all the options, but would love these units specifically:
France - Marins de la Garde, 2er Chasseurs-a-peid de la Garde, 2er Lanciers Rouge de la Garde, 7e Hussards (LaSalle's Legere Chevaliers), 18e Fusiliers d'Ligne, 3er Chassers-a-Cheval, and Genie d'Ligne.
Prussia - 1. Ost-preussisches Infanterie, 2. Garde-Fusilier-Regiment, 4. Schlesisches or 6. Westfallisches Landwehr, Russisches und Deutsches Legion Infanterie, Freikorps Jaegers Bataillon, and Garde-Pioniere-Infanterie.
Austria - 4. Hoch und Deutschmeister Infanterie Regiment, 1. Erzherzog Charles Legion Infanterie, Tiroler Landesschuetzen, and 3. Kuirassieren "Graf O'Reilly."
Russia - Leib-Gvardii Kazaki (Lancers), Moskva Opolcheniye and other Opolcheniye infantries, Russisches und Deutsches Legion Infanterie, Leib-Gvardii Yegere, Leib-Gvardii Kazaki Artilleriskaya, and Pavlogradskiy Gusarii.
U.K. - 44th East Essex, 3rd (Scots) Guards, 71st Highland Light Foot, some more hussars like the 15th or 17th, 24th Warwickshire Foot, Royal Artillery, Forlorn Hope Sappers, and maybe a bonus of a Dutch infantry unit.
This.
Singleplayer will be enough.
If you so badly want this, make a reskin module.
i want the ability to trikshot, like so you can no scope and jump and spinn an such, trikshot clans will help the community grow
Add The Netherlands! :)Netherlands was almost part of France ...
Hue. Stop being a tart.I'm content with all the options, but would love these units specifically:
France - Marins de la Garde, 2er Chasseurs-a-peid de la Garde, 2er Lanciers Rouge de la Garde, 7e Hussards (LaSalle's Legere Chevaliers), 18e Fusiliers d'Ligne, 3er Chassers-a-Cheval, and Genie d'Ligne.
Prussia - 1. Ost-preussisches Infanterie, 2. Garde-Fusilier-Regiment, 4. Schlesisches or 6. Westfallisches Landwehr, Russisches und Deutsches Legion Infanterie, Freikorps Jaegers Bataillon, and Garde-Pioniere-Infanterie.
Austria - 4. Hoch und Deutschmeister Infanterie Regiment, 1. Erzherzog Charles Legion Infanterie, Tiroler Landesschuetzen, and 3. Kuirassieren "Graf O'Reilly."
Russia - Leib-Gvardii Kazaki (Lancers), Moskva Opolcheniye and other Opolcheniye infantries, Russisches und Deutsches Legion Infanterie, Leib-Gvardii Yegere, Leib-Gvardii Kazaki Artilleriskaya, and Pavlogradskiy Gusarii.
U.K. - 44th East Essex, 3rd (Scots) Guards, 71st Highland Light Foot, some more hussars like the 15th or 17th, 24th Warwickshire Foot, Royal Artillery, Forlorn Hope Sappers, and maybe a bonus of a Dutch infantry unit.
This.
This is not something that, if there would be an update, would even remotely considered.
If you so badly want this, make a reskin module.
Look, if you want a big community, you have to make something really nooby seem skillful, since that will attract players who think they'll get hoes wid their skills.
Trikshotting is the way forward guis, add ladderstalls, no scopes, bayonet detach mid air etc. and this game will be played for like another year, like MW2
Depends on which Netherlands we're talking about. Kingdom of Holland was a Napoleonic satellite state, the Kingdom of the Netherlands was an independent state which fought against Napoleon and contributed to his defeat.Add The Netherlands! :)Netherlands was almost part of France ...
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Uhm, why do I see you on a lot of regimental threads asking for people to vote for this? Is it so important?
I'm aware it's off-toptic, but I just had to ask. :-*
A new faction or two would be nice. Seeing Dutch troops on the field or some Turks would be sweeeeet.
I want to see French have rifles and light infantry for all factions personally. Also Will, can you make it so you can remove your own vote because I want to revote.
Mercenaries? Even if they didn't it would balance so much stuff out.I want to see French have rifles and light infantry for all factions personally. Also Will, can you make it so you can remove your own vote because I want to revote.
But no French troops had rifles.
Afros and 70's soundtrack.
Might aswell do 80's too then.Afros and 70's soundtrack.
I'm with you on that one. Please also add some 90's shit music.
https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/index.php?topic=13145.0Might aswell do 80's too then.Afros and 70's soundtrack.
I'm with you on that one. Please also add some 90's shit music.
No, I don't go near that (I knew it was gonna be brought up)https://www.fsegames.eu/forum/index.php?topic=13145.0Might aswell do 80's too then.Afros and 70's soundtrack.
I'm with you on that one. Please also add some 90's shit music.
:D
Light Infantry for Prussia.
I think that the ability to attach and detach your bayonet from your musket would be cool. Also allow rifles to attach their sword bayonets. Also they should add cannons to the boats if possible, That would take the game to new levels.
Make a petition to let TW give us their sourceode and I promise you that we will fix it. If it happens I also promise you that we will make an addon to NW with proper Naval Battles and more factions.
A new faction or two would be nice. Seeing Dutch troops on the field or some Turks would be sweeeeet.
a new engine
:)
I hope they nerf cav more like in all the updates ;DSeparates the good cav from the great cav;d
SwedenHell yeah ! it would be great if they added Konungariket Sverige as a nation :D
There were countless German states that took part in the NW, I just wish some would have a special unit in either France or Prussia to pay homage to the real units
I want one thing and one thing only. Bring back spontoon spears for British flag bearers.
Oh god imagine if you could 0____0, the ragdoll animation would be hilarious xDI want one thing and one thing only. Bring back spontoon spears for British flag bearers.
I miss them too...
I don't even get why they were ever removed. They're worse than muskets in melee... So who can complain. It's not like you can throw them.
I would like a "historical battle mode", where you take control of a soldier and follow the commands of your leader ;)that would be so good :P The voice of the officer should be historically relatable too so deep, and the commands oh god I can imagine it ;P
CSGO is only 4 months newer than NW, the game got a huge boom in population when they released skins.
What NW needs is gun skins plz. I want an Bayoneted Musket Asiimov plz vincenzo.
+1CSGO is only 4 months newer than NW, the game got a huge boom in population when they released skins.
What NW needs is gun skins plz. I want an Bayoneted Musket Asiimov plz vincenzo.
£1.99 for AWP Camo skin
£5.99 for the DLC Skin Pack,
£20.00 for the Season Pass to get the sixth faction when FSE get the source code
£59.99 for the Definitive Edition, which will also buy you a copy of BCoF when it releases
£79.99 for the XtreMe PC M@astr Reis Version that gets you a full-size poster of the devs to hang oon your walls
CSGO is only 4 months newer than NW, the game got a huge boom in population when they released skins.rifle | dragon lore
What NW needs is gun skins plz. I want an Bayoneted Musket Asiimov plz vincenzo.
Why would you want to slow the melee speed even further, Its already cancer enough.
I saw the 2013 election threadthat thread was literally cancer. It was just a a bunch of people who wanted to get banned.
it reminded me of the good old days when I started playing NW :-\
We need micro transactions.Good idea. 5$ per ammo box. 10$ for cannonball. 2$ to fire the cannon. 15$ for bayonet. 20$ for a horse. Putin faction 25$. Every Russian unit with a shotgun costs 30$ to spawn.
I would like to see naval battles like in Deluge.
That would be awesome
The guys from Deluge seem to be better programmers than FSE.I would like to see naval battles like in Deluge.
That would be awesome
It can't be done.
The guys from Deluge seem to be better programmers than FSE.I would like to see naval battles like in Deluge.
That would be awesome
It can't be done.