"Aw shit lads, it's the fuckin' Army of Northen fuckin' Virginia, fucking peg it yah daft buggers!"
- Ulysses S. Grant, 1864
"When my generals told me we were up against the ANV, I literally screamed, passed out from fear and went into a coma for 8 days, after which, i woke to find I had pissed myself."
- President Abraham Lincoln, 1863