I was once a just a simple tea towel, spent my days in cuboard, only coming out when I was in need. Whether that may be a spillage or another emergency I was always happy to clean up.
But one day a man came round, he was wearing a wizards cloak and hat, he ...... he spilt some tea, and then, he touched me, the wizards touch, since then I have been Magic! I am Magicus Teatalious Moaridius! I am Teagladiator!